thang is my left hand
+++

does all th dirty jobs

keep my bitch happy

and th odd bit of masturbation

yr not ambidextrous

if ya cant wank with both hands

she knows wot i mean

+++

shutup liza

+++

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+++
Machine Gun Fellatio
'All of Them Ladies'
+++

get yr hand off it anyway

+++

i dunno

+++

th bong thang

.
.
.

yr not gettin my left hand
in a pickle jar

after i die jane

+++

changed my will

+++

fuckin femjacks
only ever

got one thing on their mind

+++

wot can she spray nxt

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 13:33:41]
+++
Tears For Fears
'Mad World'
+++

cn i put on th gary jules version

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 13:34:15]
+++
Gary Jules
'Mad World'
+++

volume UP

+++

.
.
.

lindsay babe

wanna do a duet with ya

i'm not an addict

by k's choice

u'll sound good

+++

jst fr th humour

but black honey man would

make it sound sweet

hey kutaman

+++

stop singin man

oh well

.
.
.

to be honest
i do sing in bed

on occasion

+++

goin over th edge

+++

th only place
bein a psychic empath

is real handy

+++

so wher;es that g spot then

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 13:37:25]
+++
Pink Floyd
'Dogs'
+++

sorry

th right hand got carried away

+++

jst switchin

+++

hmm

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 13:38:33]
+++
George
'Truth'
+++

let my female side have a go

+++

hey thang

pack a bong and

be nice to th missus will ya

i wanna go nightclubbing and

she dances better
after she;s had five orgasms

+++

back it up bitch

+++

morticia is squeelin
in th psychic ether

we broke up

+++

ge over it

+++

th orgasms
kept th menieres disease
at bay

yeah ok cid

+++

another one
who lived vicariously thru me

+++

she ws alive once

+++

sabrina is still
spittin chips

she didnt get any of th stories

about thang

+++

sorry babe

we did dance a lot though

+++

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+++
Cypress Hill
'A Man'
+++

sorry
most of th time i look liek a guy

+++

dummy spit
i'm never b th right sex
at th right time

keep me well drained

fuck off white

+++

i'm not comin to xmas ok

+++

bourbon over here thang

.
.
.

if u cn beat
versace lady jane's record

of five orgasms in seven minutes

yr fuckin magic

+++

she was a pro

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 13:45:43]
+++
Ben Folds
'Boxing'
+++

why'd ya stuff me out th window

+++

my male side is still spittin

+++

dont like takin punches to th head
less th nuts are empty

cant feel it
is true bt

hurts later

+++

i'll never talk to rachel again

she knew i had sore nuts

+++

if u were a boy
u woulda gone out th window

th nxt chick goes

+++

pick a window

yr leaving

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 13:47:31]
+++
Mason Williams
'Classical Gas'
+++

no shit rachel

+++

if u arent emptying my testicles

u dont fuckin hit me

+++

i lost three
real good

long term friends over it

+++

ropable isnt even close

+++

i still wanna throw u thru a window

+++

u're not pregnant now
u'll bounce

+++

pack yr shitty;s elsewhere
ya shouldnt have picked a fight wi me

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 13:49:50]
+++
Budgie
'Rape Of The Locks'
+++

yr mother with th flaming
long red hair and i

arent goin out anymore

+++

she's gunna shit all over u

+++

hey there delilah

+++

u gunna punch me
after demandin a backrub too

be smart about it babe

+++

i'm still fuckin seething

+++

i dont talk to my favourite musician friend anymore

and we sang together four yrs

+++

i spent a month in rehab

+++

dumped every female friend i have and

+++

i found an ex girlfriend
in my bed

not that long ago

and th bitch didnt fuck me

+++

we arent talking

little brother is talkin to her

i fuckin wont

+++

i care factor

+++

friend fr twenty yrs
after we stopped fuckin

+++

this is th line

+++

shoulda thrown her
out th fuckin window

there's a roof to catch her

+++

fuck off purple

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 13:53:59]
+++
Dana Lyons
'Cows With Guns'
+++

cow

+++

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+++
Stereophonics
'Maybe Tomorrow'
+++

where's th fuckin off switch

+++

jst tune down th gift

+++

even th drugs
are havn a hard time

+++

th right nut is sore morticia

+++

jst castin around

fr who to throw th

black magic curse at

+++

it'll cum to me

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 13:56:19]
+++
A Perfect Circle
'The Hollow'
+++

an earthquake i think

+++

i'll have to
throw this anger somewhere

+++

offshore

+++

th buildup

is givin me th shits

+++

th unicycle gone back in th shed

+++

waitin on th clues
to tie a fuckin big one

to afghanistan

+++

i want more
than a hundred thousand dead

a super quake

+++

kuta

+++

my left hand
almost forgotten
wot it is to ride

a monster orgasm

+++

orgasm thief

+++

if i get real greedy
u know u had one bt

where;d th fuckin pleasure go

sorry babe

i nicked that one

ready fr another ?

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 13:59:20]
+++
Chris Isaak
'Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing'
+++

i'll make up for it

+++

then maybe dancin hey

+++

i dont diry dance with 5 bitches anymore

surfers paradise started to give me th shits

+++

replace me

+++

stuffin a unicycle down th waves

th tourists liked it

+++

th pigs intercepted me

take it up with them

+++

th surf unicycle still

is in th front seat of th car

+++

i cant pull it out

i;ve tried

+++

nuthin i cn do

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 14:01:47]
+++
T - Rex
'Telegram Sam'
+++

aussie ppl's

dont do shit

ever

+++

"th schoolies are still cut"
"th wizard isnt coming"

i dont do every schoolies anyway
"they wont listen to that"

"they only get one "
"schoolies"

+++

i never should have gotten in that
schoolies video

surfin in th surf

+++

i'm sorry ok

it aint doable

+++

coppin too much flack paulo

"not my problem"

+++

it'llbe six months at least

before th surf unicycle

hits th waves

+++

now i got tourists whingin

+++

ya dont ask to take th piccies

+++

i been run down by an eleven

blonde model
in th surf

who th fuck are u

+++

go and ge

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 14:04:52]
+++
Nicole Kidman and Some Guy
'Come What May'
+++

t fucked

+++

u heard me bitch

+++

well and truly

+++

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+++
Violent Femmes
'I Hate the TV [#]'
+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 14:05:36]
+++
B2K
'Bump Bump Bump 2'
+++

wot fuckin baby bump

+++

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+++
Phil Collins
'Another Day in Paradise'
+++

its another day in paradise and
th wizard of oz

retired is

in a cunt of a mood

+++

black wizard with sore testicles

lookin into th psychic ether

to find some cunts natural disaster

to claim a hundred thousand psychic kills

to ease his pains

+++

+++

u killed a local
aussie soldier

comes frm brisbane

kuta town

i'm
the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta

till my heart stops beating

yr dead meat

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 14:07:52]
+++
King Missile
'Detachable Penis'
+++

th mood i'm in
i'll go fr th biggest kill

in my career

which means

it has to top
230 thousand

+++

bring th fucker on

+++

no
my sweet lord today

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 14:08:48]
+++
Nirvana
'Blew'
+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 14:08:53]
+++
George Harrison
'My Sweet Lord'
+++

cunt

+++

one off

+++

psychic not
omnipotent

wish hollywo

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 14:09:20]
+++
The Kinks
'Apeman'
+++

od
would get it

+++

yr
willing suspension of disbelief

is really harming humanity

u do know that

dont u

+++

th bitch isnt magic

+++

fuck u stickie nickie

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 14:10:13]
+++
Machine Gun Fellatio
'Mouth'
+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 14:10:27]
+++
Modern English
'Melt With You'
+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 14:10:35]
+++
Tenacious D
'Kyle Quit The Band'
+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 14:10:48]
+++
Rehab
'It Don't Matter'
+++

pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.

she'd rather

drink my bourbon and
smoek all my drugs than

ride my left hand and
go fr th record

such a chick

+++

versace lady jane is
laughin her fuckin head off

her record is safe

+++
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+++
The Verve
'Catching The Butterfly'
+++