Tarnished Skepticism
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hey psychic blog

got a little time left

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'explosivo'
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for best reading

smoke marijuana now

oh i cant

we're out

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means the

witchdoctor of australia

can feel his

sore testicles

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"it's temporary"

so are th skeptics

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"u left a bunch of rotten eggs"

i expect u to whack em 009

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the panel
'closing theme'
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sugababes
'overload'
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"which ones do u want dead ?"

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any of em that wont change their mind

"like th man said jenny"
"a true skeptic"

"will still b skeptical with "
"truth in front of him"

him we kill
psychically

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"can do"

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yr in a rotten mood

"i can feel my nuts"

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i trawled th
skeptic newsgroups and

jumped into a few messages
here and there

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'did ya drop everything ?"

no paul

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'are u prepared to add their deaths"

'to yr psychic tally ?"

fuck yeah

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they're harming my
ppl

black

i have to hunt them down

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'is that why u smoked all th wiZard's drugs jenny ?"

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radiohead
'just'(you do it to yourself)
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u helped

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get our anger up and

lash out

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there;s no legal requirement

for me to keep th
wizard of oz

mollified

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nobody in this country

fuckin cares

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"perfect place for us to work in then"

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hiding in th open

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"the skeptics wont believe ya"
is that what i;m after ?

"i dont think so"

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my list is too long

of my psychic achievements

pirate jenny

can stop

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blind melon
'no rain'
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it raining

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pray all ya fucking like

i'm th local witchdoctor

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massive drought we're living in
i have no incentive

to ask th stingless beehive
for rain

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even if i did

kuta would ignore it

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we have other fish to fry

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limp biskit
'hot dog'
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i dint tell th skeptics

we wrote a curse

"a death curse"

all my death curses kill

this one was against th skeptics

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we had to

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and now
we're starvin th wizard's body

of drugs
so th testicle pain will

rise

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lovers balls every day

th marijuana keeps it

to a dull roar

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"wo do i have to kill ?"

that;s more like it 009

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my biggest death curse

killed 125000

we asked for th aceh tsunami

cause we were gunna lose

fifty odd aussies

in th th terrorist attack

"kuta beach mark one"

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kuta is

roaming th net

looking for

specific

skeptics

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4 non blondes
'whats going on'(techno remix)
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hi kuta lady

me and paulei are

goin proactive again

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i love th crap
they rave about

so
sure of themselves

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never come across a real
witchdoctor

with th power to kill
before

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and there is that

blood money curse

in th record

we laid

seven days before the

world trade centre

bit th dust

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we've been sitting on it

even though we could prove it

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th world hub of

money

lays on th ground

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not happy we helped usama

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"see th future backwards"

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i did write
fuckin good clues

to that disaster
th local paper

followed th money trail
durin that week

to new york

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in th national bank of australia's

payment to new york

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i'm so fucking magic
usama bin laden is

my

instrument

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who were we
when we cast that one ?

"Q"

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the verve
'the rolling people'
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nice to have th

proof of real magic

with me at all times

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means th skeptics

cant touch me

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i can touch them though

reach out and

fling my nastiest magic at them

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not interested
in th psychic prizes

interested
in yr death

yr hurting
my ppl

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kuta

when th

northern pakistan earthquake hit and

we'd pointed th bone of death
at th islamic terrorist cunts

th night before
the very soul of th problem pls lord

cause we'd
lost five aussies at

kuta beach mark two
"bali bombing"

even i shit bricks

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ok that;s

five of ours dead and

a hundred thousand

on their side and

i could use it

to prove god exists

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with th crap
all these ppl believe

their faith
and their ancient books

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my bible

the stoners bible

is just as deadly as yr bible

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and our god is still active

why we chose

th oldest religion int h world

to hang our magic on

australian aboriginal witchdoctor religion

because it's

real

and it still works

as it has for

tens of
thousands of yrs

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real psychic magic

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most of th major events

in th last five yrs

i'm inside

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the red hot chili peppers
'track no15'
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my last
significant date

my psychic blog threw

we were a day out
is true

we got notice

on this side of th dateline

we did say

it points to america and

sure enough

it coincided with

th first of three

high school shootings

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dont mind me

just umm

spin on with yr crap and

most of th magic freaks

are stuck in th past

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trying to bend

nostradamus's predictions
to current events

there;s a seer

here now

way more accurate

but they did things in th past

so much better than we do

idiot humans

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"trolls"

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fiv eyrs

we've proved magic is real

online

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violent femmes
'lies'
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thanks kuta
th skeptics will never get

it comes backwards

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not bothered to listent o th
tarot card readers

who all know

th death card

can mean
new life

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i stuck
paul mc cartney's

day of death

in a newsgroup

named after him

i was a day out and

cmon mr skeptic man

he;s still alive

he got up
and told th world

he gunna have another kid

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means nothing hey

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all just coincidence and

nothin to read here

little x in th top right corner

ya may as well click on it

u wont use this information

so history says

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thing is

if yr travellign aroudn th world

especially int h bits

wher enatural disasters strike

it does help to read this

psychic blog

if ya were

th week before th aceh tsunami hit

ya woulda read me

sayin i see

a huge splash

and i did
bail off th net

june 25
of that yr

sick of predictin mass death

we hadnt done it yet

said we'd return in
exactly six months

to continue th job

made it december 25

th tsunami hit

december 26

125000 dead

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and then we went back
a little further

in oru spcyhci blog and

we did ask

for a HUGE wave

online

cause of a terrorist attack

we were expecting

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kuta beach
mark one

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but

we avenged those attacks

th religion of kuta

we pointed th boen of dath at

dr death

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train
'drops of jupiter'
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and dr azahari
bomb maker

for both kuta beach bombs
died twelve days later

which is

within th
traditonal time frame

even if i think it was
five days late

there were two dr deaths

and i did tell th bone of death
online

after casting th curse

but there are two dr deaths

i can live with it

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all just coincidence and

u safe from my magic boy

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i dont want you to roll over
and admit truth

i want yr heart to stop
cause yr hurting my psychic ppl

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i'm happy
for u to keep up yr

skeptic ways

th death curse we cast
against magical disbelief

i have to warn u about it

it;s th rules but

u wont listen

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and it;s what we trained

to write

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it'll bee

building psychic energy now

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mu
'jealous kids'
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day seven

is only days away

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th biggest effects

will start to appear

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but
unusual for us

we wont get to read

about most of th deaths

this curse will engender

mostly nobodys

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just naysayers

and i hate
negative cunts

with a vengeance

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it is good kuta

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my magic
tells me
i wont get another

hundred thousand ppl
kill

till next yr

th psychic blog has already told us

not to look
before

january 13 2007

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a week before
th london bombings

i was in a shakespeare newsgroup

my alter ego

elizabethe anne shake a spear

tryin to warn th british

they didnt listen

u wont either

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i only gave

one day;s warning

of th northern pakistan earthquake

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we apologise for this

it was a weeka fter

kuta beach mark two

and i was onlien

screaming

a week bneofre kuta beach mark two

wot if th cunts do it again

it nearly killed me last time

ah man

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noosha fox
's-s-s single bed'
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all just

more information
for my online magic religion

in th underground

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th skeptics
not listening to me

just gives me

more

information

th longer i run

th higher my death count becomes and

it cant all bee

coincidence

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when i was informed

of th first plane

flyin into

th WTC

usama bin ladens boys

i was reading

"the right stuff"

by tom wolfe

page three

an accident investigator
out in th desert

at a plane crash and

tom was writin about

american guys

bein burnt alive in
aviation fuel

chilling

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so i;d know

my blood curse has

landed

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it was all online
on th www then

no-one noticed

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isnt even

in th 9/11 conspiracy theories

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nirvana
'where did you sleep last night'
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i've left that big a trail

i can stop worrying about my safety

and admit my

bloodline

i'm descended

from th head inquisitor

of th french inquisition

they made ya a pope man

pope benedict

why my nuts ache

allergic to girls

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a real wizard;s curse

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it's time
to take a more active role

amongst my ppl
th drug fucked psychics and

see if i cant
redress th balance

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the mystic man
who has wandered

th underground
th newsgroups

for yrs

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my name
keeps changing

my magic
stays th same

lethal

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flying lizards
'the best things in life are free'(i want money)
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and my nuts are sore

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smelling female pheremones

blowing in from th city

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i have to live on th edge

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i want fucking drugs

women are useless testicle drainers

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so fucked at it

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next bitch
who wants a magic child

signs first

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cat empire
'hello'
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"she's not pregnant"
so she only got two of her wishes then

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magic and married

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puts me in a bind

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kuta and kutaman

proposed to
nicole kidman

on th internet
12 mnths to th day

before u got married

beautiful lady

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so my psychic blog
wou;d have a record
of yr

wedding day

12 mnths before it happened

it taught us a lot
about real magic

if a bit painfull at th time

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we see a negative
image of th future

for every action
there;s an equal and opposite reaction

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"cassandras curse"

she;d never be believed

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elvis costello
'watching the detectives'
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and th negative cunts
will never

go back and
check

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can tell th future
with my crystal balls

so sensitive
forever

and roam free

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my forever eyes

tell me i'm

stuck in puberty and

i'll have th last laugh

regardless

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my body
carrys th secret

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and unliek my mother

i unlocked th secrets

to my gift

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i read yr diary mum

u suffered th same

and didnt write enough words

too busy gettin laid

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paulo and i

took eighteen months off

gettin laid

longest in
twenty odd yrs

usually ten months

almost to th day

between relationships

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she duly arrived

even came hoem with me

i didnt fuck er

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eurythmics
'jennifer'
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it's all abotu balance isnt it black ?

"why we;re a master class unicyclist"

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my surf unicycle
should be out of th

workshop soon

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"and we can ignore th idiot trolls"

"and just go land surfin for a while"

th magic has bite

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it';s taking it;s time

dying

this net session

we been out
scarin th fuck out of ppl

doin our
009 job

for the australian aboriginal secret service

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we avenge australian deaths
in large measure

on th internet
for th last five yrs

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and warn of th biggest

natural disasters

always

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but

we tire of th journey

five yrs
and four months online

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june 25 2001

i started an online blog

i said

still not walking
cant ride

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june 25 2005

i proposed to australias princess

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june 25 2006

australias princess got married

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but magic

is still not real

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david byrne
'like humans do'(radio edit)
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humans have a history

of ignoring th truth

or twisting it

to suit themselves

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kuta
doesnt work on

faith
wot a fuckin dirty word

we work on
dated

psychic kills
in newsnet servers

buried around th world

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dont wanna listen to me
that;s ok

but when ya go on holiday
and search for my psychic blog

to see if it;s
safe

will i still be here ?

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i;ve been
slipping away for a month or so

th journey tires me
i've already proved it

in th record

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do i have ot
keep warning humans

of disasters
abotu to happen to them

cause they grab me

before they hit

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wendy mathews
'the day you went away'
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i'm getting no help

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not even drugs

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oh i get
six dollars a fortnight

pharmaceutical allowance

cause i bitched

that doesnt help much
to buy
$150 worth of pot

a fortnight

to keep th wizard's nuts

at bay

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on a pension for em

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theyr;e real

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it's just a waste of time - lyric

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it has been

for five yrs kuta

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by th time they
give me my own newsgroup

and find a way to tell me
cause th psychic blog is deaf

i'll have gone walkabout again

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we've got
about four hours left
in this net access period

and then
th wizard;s pension
cant afford it

for about a month

gotta get that car on th road
to carry my unicycles

my wheelchairs

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led zeppelin
'gallows pole'
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my history says

my cassandra curse

will still be holding

when i write my last word

on th internet

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oh well

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its just reality

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i've stopped being

the singing unicycle man

of the fortitude valley

one day

i'll stop being

the oracle of kuta

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cause nobody listens

ever

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and if they do

they do all th wrong things with it

fuckin humans

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i'm not giving

th winner of
the melbourne cup this yr

th stupid redheaded btich
didnt back it

gave it to her
a week before they picked th field and

deaf bitch

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love ya;s
HARd

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pirate jenny
'black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.

R