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Group: alt.magick · Group Profile
Author: Meltdarok
Date: Sep 26, 2007 09:26

collection60@googlemail.com wrote, On 9/26/2007 10:20 AM:
> On Sep 26, 2:29 pm, Meltdarok aol.com> wrote:
>> In the beginning, God was sitting around, being cool, being God, and He
>> was all there was. Then one day, (well for God, it is always now, but
>> anyways) God decided to have a thought. So He thought His thought. After
>> He thought His thought, He felt very sad. And being God, when He was
>> sad, He was perfectly sad. So He decided to speak, and when He spoke He
>> said, "B*O*R*I*N*G !" And when God was bored, He was perfectly bored. Of
>> course being God, He already knew what to do. He looked around, and
>> there was only Him, for He is everything. There was silence and
>> blankness. So He spoke again, and thus He said, "Naw, somethin's got to
>> move." And it did. Today we call it the universe. This universe is, yet
>> is not, God. It is God, since God is all that there is. Yet, it is not
>> God, because He created it. Then God said, "I'll create Me a slammin'
>> system." And the next thing you knew, here we are. And every now and
>> then, (that is to us, since with God it is always now) God says to us,
>> "Yo Dudes, what's happenin'? I can help you. It is good." And when God
>> says something is good, it is perfectly good.
>>
>> --
>> meltdarokhttp://hometown.aol.com/meltdarok/
>
> That's dumb, sorry! I prefer my version.

It's not dumb, and of course you prefer your own version.
>

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