Perhaps a small smile may appear on your faces with these insightful perspectives.

1. A day without sunshine is like night

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are mad eup on the spot.

4. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

5. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

6. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

7. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

8. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

9. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

10. How many of you bleieve in pyscho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

11. Ok, so what's the speed of dark??

12. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

13. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges??

14. What happens if you get scared to death, twice?

15. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

16. Insdie every older person is a younger person wondering, 'what the heck happened?"

17. Just remember--if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

*18.. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

On 2 May, 13:02, Melkor middleearth.com> wrote:

"The Speaking Clock" live.co.uk> wrote in message
news:15d10934-61e8-4deb-9f24-9eb26ef175ae@24g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...

I like: "Outside every slender woman, there's a fat man trying to get in."

And: "Here's the truth about growing old... uh... Shit! Now I forgot what
I was gonna tell ya."

On 2 May, 21:41, "Tom" comcast.net> wrote:

lololol. Inside every slender woman, length is a consideration. :D

That's Ok... experience always counts. :)))

On May 2, 3:46 pm, The Speaking Clock live.co.uk> wrote:

He who hesitates is last.

Fools rush in and get the best seats.

On 2 May, 22:18, ato_...@hotmail.com wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6LVGcIC1Tc

On 2 May, 21:55, MariannaKaripi...@gmail.com wrote: