> Guys, read this post. According to Nomen, in the _Sex and the City_
> movie, "Charlotte shits herself." That I'd definitely pay to see.
>
> The Bibble Guy
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> "Nomen Nescio" dizum.com> wrote in message
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>> first of all, don't go see this unless your girlfriend requires it.
>> it has nothing for men except the promise of a blowjob from your
>> partner if you successfully endure it. and i do mean endure it.
>> this movie is LONG! about 90 minutes longer than it needs to be.
>>
>> the entire movie could have been a one hour episode on HBO. carrie
>> and big are looking for an apartment, big buys one, carrie wants dual
>> ownership, big backhandedly proposes, the wedding turns into a huge
>> ordeal, miranda shoots her mouth off, big gets cold feet and leaves
>> carrie on the steps of the church (library), the girls have a big sob
>> party in mexico, charlotte shits herself, miranda leaves steve
>> because she's a lousy human being, the old chick leaves the blond
>> guy, a greasy italian guy reveals a limp sausage, carrie hires a
>> negro assistant to unpack boxes, charlotte has a baby, miranda gets
>> back with steve and carrie and big get married at the courthouse and
>> that's the movie.
>>
>> the big screen makes everyone look REALLY old, the head writer's
>> story was lousy, and only the sex i had at the end of my date made
>> up for this lame excuse for a movie. they even managed to take the
>> city out of sex and the city. terrible! even women in the audience
>> were like, "damn, that movie sucked!"
>>
>> hardcore fan girlfriend rates it two out of five stars. i give it
>> zero stars.