> first of all, don't go see this unless your girlfriend requires it. it
> has nothing for men except the promise of a blowjob from your partner if
> you successfully endure it. and i do mean endure it. this movie is
> LONG! about 90 minutes longer than it needs to be.
>
> the entire movie could have been a one hour episode on HBO. carrie and
> big are looking for an apartment, big buys one, carrie wants dual
> ownership, big backhandedly proposes, the wedding turns into a huge
> ordeal, miranda shoots her mouth off, big gets cold feet and leaves
> carrie on the steps of the church (library), the girls have a big sob
> party in mexico, charlotte shits herself, miranda leaves steve because
> she's a lousy human being, the old chick leaves the blond guy, a greasy
> italian guy reveals a limp sausage, carrie hires a negro assistant to
> unpack boxes, charlotte has a baby, miranda gets back with steve and
> carrie and big get married at the courthouse and that's the movie.
>
> the big screen makes everyone look REALLY old, the head writer's story
> was lousy, and only the sex i had at the end of my date made up for this
> lame excuse for a movie. they even managed to take the city out of sex
> and the city. terrible! even women in the audience were like, "damn,
> that movie sucked!"
>
> hardcore fan girlfriend rates it two out of five stars. i give it zero
> stars.
>