> first of all, don't go see this unless your girlfriend requires it.
> it has nothing for men except the promise of a blowjob from your
> partner if you successfully endure it. and i do mean endure it.
> this movie is LONG! about 90 minutes longer than it needs to be.
>
> the entire movie could have been a one hour episode on HBO. carrie
> and big are looking for an apartment, big buys one, carrie wants dual
> ownership, big backhandedly proposes, the wedding turns into a huge
> ordeal, miranda shoots her mouth off, big gets cold feet and leaves
> carrie on the steps of the church (library), the girls have a big sob
> party in mexico, charlotte shits herself, miranda leaves steve because
> she's a lousy human being, the old chick leaves the blond guy, a
> greasy italian guy reveals a limp sausage, carrie hires a negro
> assistant to unpack boxes, charlotte has a baby, miranda gets back
> with steve and carrie and big get married at the courthouse and
> that's the movie.
>
> the big screen makes everyone look REALLY old, the head writer's story
> was lousy, and only the sex i had at the end of my date made up for
> this lame excuse for a movie. they even managed to take the city out
> of sex and the city. terrible! even women in the audience were
> like, "damn, that movie sucked!"
>
> hardcore fan girlfriend rates it two out of five stars. i give it
> zero stars.