I've located the negative energy vortex in Yellow Springs Ohio, at the
Fire Department. I took a grand tour with my girlfriend, and they let
us in and showed us everything that they were trying to keep secret.
I won't go in to details, but I was taking the tesla energy problems
we have been experiencing personally.

I've found out that actually I shouldn't have taken it personally,
because a critical ground cable connected to their power generator was
cut. All of their other cables worked fine, and their radios. I
couldn't get a look at their tesla amplifying computer system because
it was all locked up with warning labels, and their was a steel room
for experienced technicians only.

I spoke with the cheif about the issue, because everyone in town has
been wondering why the animals are going crazy and the huny beeze all
migrated out of our nature preserve. Recently a deer killed a police
officer driving down the road on new years. It effects us too. If
you call 411 and get the YSFD number they turn down the machine and
broadcast extremely positive tesla energy.

I found the vortex with my anti-gravity tesla dowsing rod. My
scientist friend invented it, and died a few weeks after seeing david
copperfield with me.

The dowsing rod is just a metal stick with a metal bicycle wheel on
the end of it. Instead of a rubber tire, it is rapped in thick copper
wire. When you spin around in circles with it, when the wheel is
spinning it either gets heavyer or lighter, and rises and lowers into
the air, as you rotate either clockwise or counter clockwise. It
works because of the tesla energy in the atmosphere running the
astrological computer system.

The cheif says his maintenance people are getting on the problem right
away. Meanwhile me and my girl are going to a really decent lawyer.