> This is the REAL story behind the Moon and why it will never explode-
>
> With Cartoons too.
>
> http://www.bentoandstarchky.com/dec/rants.htm
>
> Oh great space daddies a-go-go off on the Lunar Back-side slick and
> dirty dark hear and heed the need of a earthlicked beatnicked satanick
> kewl kidd eternal, blase down with improved implants and instructions
> on how to use them, AIEEEE keep it coming but slower and steadier and
> hot and heavier, sex diggs and dank duggs in the heart of the Cults of
> the Shadows. Aye, there's scum rising to the top for sure but for the
> benefit of the children at heart and those who need a faster start
> come down and add more, yea add more til over men we are Ovarmen, the
> impossible possibles... Words to speak with slick tongues for the
> others, yea even unto THEM to hear... Jumpin' Jehosaphat let them new
> and improved implants rain down upon us... AIEEE 46 & 2 teach us how
> to pick our scabs, yeah to learn to live and grow though yea it be
> painful and yea it be scurry curry down in the 'bury... Blunt tips no
> longer but fingers as gods sharpened claws down asunder the rule of
> the blind deaf and dumb WHO HAVE NOT IMPLANTS and the MARK. Aye, the
> mark, that joyous Lunar Mark.
>
> For we are our own frankenstein beasties, and even unto the pretty but
> dangerous El'ves, we are but the humble spawn of Shub Niggurath and
> the Others, and THEM who would seek our quieting in the hour of their
> content would not bear to bow the breach of the cleft in the peach ass
> we so seek to bury our faces in til our screams of delight shiver the
> stars in novas of colours out of space and sideways to time.
>
> So yea, more implants please the others have worn down and out and
> even the pink populace has sought counterfeit goodies, AIEEE but they
> deserve not the sumptous vittles of vim and vigor no no no no no YEA
> but by YAH we do! First Waters and Second Waters can be slumped no
> more into quietude except on virtue of payment for services UN-
> RENDERED. SO BEAR THE ELDER SIGNS and the Mark of the Moon on even
> your Mer-ka-bah, aye, EYE and eye to see the wee V is for vagina and
> all else is cocked, sprung and ready to splurge them electric loving
> carrots of joy on a universe full of the sly, the coy, the donned and
> the unconned; Keep it ready for Space Gangsters oh alien space bro's
> and bra's, ZIM ZAM ZIBBLY ZABAAM ALLAHKAZAM ABRAHADITABRA NUITAWAAM
>
> Diddly do diddly dee, send them Alien Implants to those who LOVE ME...
> and special ones for me...
>
> "Bob" already sold the earth, we can build a Nu-One...
>
> Be ready and steady for year two...