On Jul 16, 10:07 am, Chade newsguy.com> wrote:

Some re-Prosed anti-poetry, my sea-ditty for the Ninja-Pirate
Christianity G-Vival

Before the statists took control, and there was a free for all
between
the greater minds of the oceans and the underground minds of the
mountains, the minds of wind and fire... not in a feel-good wikki
wiccan manner, but in the OTHER way... There was a brief moment of
usurping, of laying down when the fight could have been won...

To lose is to win, was the meaning of that epoch, and it's been on
repeat mode for a while now.

Hold, rewind, edit, refocus, hold, play... ad nauseum.

Then along came a Nam Shub and his brother the Bush Man and they
thought, oh my what a wonderful insurrection, souls and anti-souls
having SEX and not dying? but look the little people, not the fine
faery folk mind you, but the scurrying momeraths, were at the mercy
of
Spider-Goddesses and Jabberwockanaughties... Shadow men were fine
ethical assassins, and mambos were greatly revered...

Calypso and her sisters ran the seas under Big Daddy Pimp Neptune the
Slick. So here was this moment when all the local created ones, and a
heckava lot of djinn, kobolds, and such like hep cats got down with
the J'mans sickness, drank it right up, along with his brother's
sweet
swill too, and it was a PARTY!

People were miracalizing all night long, and who shitties got
sodomized by horny drunk angels (what a turn of the SCREW!), mutant
babies were being born left and right, and things were finally
getting
JUST okay... it wasn't barbarism but it wasn't civilization either..
it was better than both, and the people getting down on each other,
the ass-hungry painted up castrati for Dea, the giant multiple cocked
rent dudes for Priapus, the vagina dentata princess priestesses of
Inanna, yeah they were all getting under that jump jive an' wailin'
banner of the Killer Christ, baddest Gangster to hit the planet since
Pazuzu.

Later on they'd call it the first attempt at communism, and maybe it
was, but it wasn't some atheistic backwash of unsullied human-
firstism
and progress by industrial narco-schizms, nay, it was the gods and
godlings, the freaks and the geeks, the strange scarlet ladies and
the
pumped up beast butt-buddies wrapping their brains around the Prince
Enigma, then losing it all after one juicy laughing in their face
matyrdom after another.

The peace-loving, consumer glutted roman dorks just couldn't get it.
they thought the gladiator games were civil sporting events in
comparison to these insane love orgies and spirit pill parties of
these Nazarene blasphemers. The holy temples of Rome were revered by
all because of lights, steam engines and well placed whistles... It
was almost as bad as Babylon, but at least Babylon had REAL MAGI!

The Jews themselves didn't have a clue what was going on because even
though they were used to dealing with a moody and unpredictable
Yahweh, at least they had a pretty steady tradition thing going on,
it
made sense and they could predict stuff with it, like market
fluctuations and the popularity of certain interdimensional
entertainment projects. This Galileean stuff was too much, too fast.
People just didn't take a couple fishes and feed thousands.

Sure some people say the miracles are just parables... The same
people
that think it's TV's they are watching and that alone. The universe
is
a Queer place, and it was made for Queers and the spawn of anarchy.
Some people say that is saying that Hell is the place to be. Which is
missing the point, because Hell is where we already ARE. Not
realizing
this and being a subjective bitch (not necessarily a submissive wench
though, subtle difference) is the ticket to exploitation and missuse
of human resources.

of course it's the big bad demon syndicates doing this anyway, so I'm
not proposing an insurrection against those Guys. Naw it's more like
the whole purgatory thing is over-rated.

I've got a bubble butt with a hungry intelligent speaking anus to
rent
out and the coppers won't stop following me around. Maybe I should
start selling my sumptuous favors to them.

Say a word for the St. No Hate on the Cheap, or get nuked by my
Spermognostic Whordes!

P.S. You asked for Sex Goddesses.