Subject: Paradiddle flow
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Paradiddle flow
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bite me psychic blog
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alex lloyd
'lucky star'
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th transport boys
were parked on th
wrong side of th road
didnt get me
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although
th tame donk in th beast
would probly pass
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"u been off frightening skeptics again pirate jenny ?"
just a little
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i'll take his prize
or i'll take his life
psychically
he cant complain
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"i dunno"
"think he'd have to throw in a"
"427 chev monaro as a sweetener"
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i dont liek his rules
or his attitude
"but he's an aussie"
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and i'm his
witchdoctor
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a hundred grand
wont cut it
for th pain u cause my ppl
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i reject yr rules
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and unleash
my black magic powers
to deal
with you
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cunt
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"was that formal ?"
just thinking out loud
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"kuta sometimes acts"
"just to fullfill yr wishes"
i'm generally careful
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"cept when we drop"
"into a skatebowl on a unicycle"
u wanna live forever ?
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"th tyre's bald"
so
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cunt still
slides thru th posts
slaloming
thru th city
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only monoshock unicycle
out there
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ween
'push th little daisies'
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with a psychic killer
hitman
on th wheel
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36 kills
for th month of february
so far and
a week to go
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average one day and
my ego
is happy enough
i've still got it
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wot it want is
kuta
a big disaster
in jeruselum
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with lots of water
that i can write clues to
a week or so before
like jakarta th other week
<<< smile >>>
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an event
in th future
that this little psychic can use
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acdc
'walk all over you'
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fucking religion
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any
half decent psychic
can use
natural disasters
that are gunna happen
to prove anything they want
even
god's ear
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when th
northern pakistan earthquake
hit
i dropped back into this tome
this
psychic diary
to see if my clues to it were
timely
ah yeah
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pointed th bone of death
at the islamic terrorist cunts
th night before
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the very soul of th problem pls lord
being the
land
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my confidence
in my powers
grows
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can i get
another
85 foot tsunami
pls kuta
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i'll use th clues to it to
debunk
faith based religion
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and stop em fighting over religion
for a whuile
while they bulldoze th corpses
just liek last time
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anytime yr ready dear
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dont need warning
i have it
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th words just
present themselves
in my psychic diary and
i go back and read them sometimes
knowing their importance
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so i
put a travel warning on
indonesia
seven days before
th capital
jakarta
went two thirds under water
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joni mitchell
'big yellow taxi'
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made jakarta look like venice
biggest flood in it;s history
i like it
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"please explain"
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think th big yellow taxi is a boat
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i kill myself
lets face it
u cunts cant
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last man who tried
put th gun to his own head
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big juju
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violent femmes
'old mother reagan'
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my little brother is over it
i'm over it too
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cant draw th line
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system of a down
'question!'
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where is th line
between
i asked for their deaths and
they were gunna die anyway
just prediction
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is so
slippery
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to have a big
wave
go thru jeruselum
though
would entail
other ripples
it'd take a fuckin big rock
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global warming
th new
latest biggest threat to humanity
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coupel of nights ago
th darling downs got a skyshow
falling rocks
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always with th falling rocks
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livin on an accretion ball
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where's th line kuta
i'm stuck
livin on both sides of th line
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monkees
'i'm a believer'
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jebediah
'fall down'
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if we can move th earth
should we
ask god
to knock down th vatican
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terrifies me
asking direct
questions off god
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last time
i had to share th guilt of
a hundred thousand deaths
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it's worth dying for womble
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god's a fuckin minor deity
too unbalanced
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u always swing too low
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i dont fear
children with ak47's
killed too many of em
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laurie anderson
'big science'
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notepad
media player and
a connection to th net and
yr average budding psychic can
move mountains
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yeah yr religion scares th shit out of me
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whiel ya hide in yr cave
giving directions to children
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kuta's
warming up another
batch of
mayhem and destruction
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see ruthless religions
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enemies of
bullshit
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any
halfway decent psychic
can train their gift
just writin cvlues
to th next song
about to play
whiel writin their diary and
kill in th hundreds of thousands
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230 thousand
i gotta do better than that kuta
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th weather continues to worsen and
pan is
playing up
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some of those
fault lines have
masive amounts of
wet mud
unstable ground
above them
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"and empty oil pockets"
later in th yr bro
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i look forward
to writin clues to that bitch
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juicy
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so many juicy
kills
i can feel barbie girl drip from here
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"now now jenny"
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cake
'i will survive'
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i can sidestep
falling rocks
from th sky
with my eyes closed
same as
ridin my unicycle
with my eyes closed
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it's all about training
your operant psychic gift
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th psychic secret service
has been onine
over five and a half yrs
killing
openly
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for every action
there's an
equal and opposite
reaction
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ride a unicycle
u can do it
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then u can
walk on water too
24 inch wheel
in
12 inches of water
easy as
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dumb
ignorant
peasants
and they give these fuckers th
vote
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like
more dumb ppl
will make more
reasoned decisions
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i love democracy
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.
.
.
now who can i kill this yr
because i can
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hmm
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the offspring
'pay the man'
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a hundred grand wont cut it
i want yr house too
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or i'll kill
you
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straight up
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kuta and i are
friendly enough
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to have u die of
natural causes
like christopher skase
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i'm liking 2007 already
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pull it together britney
smoek drugs and tell em to get fucked
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more drugs over here
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try to stcick to weed
it;s th
god drug
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wouldnt put my testicles
on a unicycle without it
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th monoshock helps
but we've fabricated a
sports model
th springing
not unlike my
s pack falcon
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th next one
a big wheel and
a suspended cruiser
little brother has had his bicycle chopper
"girls bike"
out for a ride
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th unicycle calls
u can fuck off now
.
.
.
pirate jenny
"black"
'james boing"
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p.s.
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powderfinger
'pockets'
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soak up th potholes
and rocks
ridin on th gravel
dancin on one wheel...
