p.s.
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i just got a couple questions
for th ewitchdoctor of australia

before we fuck off
for this net session

"u didnt start with hey psychic blog"

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it's already shut down

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david seville
'i told the witchdoctor'
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ya know they;re prayin for rain again

this weekend

"be better off gettin a local witchdoctor"

they wont do that

"so we wont make it rain"

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th whole fuckin country is in

a massive drought

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"it;s a dry land jennifer"

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"like robbie said"

"they'll never acknowledge"

"the witchdoctor of australia exists"

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powderfinger
'dont panic'
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"th ensuing panic"

"sees to that"

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ya know th gumint
got u booked in for

another torture session tomorrow

"sittin in a room with"

"fuckin women"

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"u said a coupel of questions"

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th local dam is
only a quarter full now

"doesnt rain where i live jennifer"
"interferes with my land surfing"

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think they' ll ever figure it out ?

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"i dont care"

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"i'm th wizard"

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various artists
'everything starts with an e'
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"not my job to worry about wot ppl think"

too fuckin psychic to care

get enough of yr crap

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so how long
is this drought gunna last then

mr witchdoctor of australia

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moby
'porcelain'
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hmm

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not good

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"our magic stems from the land"
our religion

"kuta"

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u sayin th land

is doin this

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and sharkfin soup isnt helping

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hey kuta beehive

stingless bees

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i informed kuta lady

dont think she believes but

if me and black
go home

to the edge of th island

the beehive

will pick another

local witchdoctor

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it breaks tradition but

i'm pirate jenny

female half of

the witchdoctor of australia

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it;s not

secret men;s business anymore

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jewel
'do we want to play ?'
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me and paulie

spilled most of em

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and th ones we didnt

we'll keep to ourselves

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i drowned
th indy car race

down the edge of th island
two yrs running

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just a psychic blog

nothin to read here

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the man
is never

gunna come and ask me
to make it rain

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besides th fact i'm mostly invisible

i keep forgetting
if ya got dark skin in oz

yr aboriginal

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but not so bad

on th edge of th island

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nirvana
'lounge act'
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ya wanna do a club gig wommie ?

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yr itchin man
i can feel it

havent played
since i last sang with ya

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i have a way

i can do it

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"u wanna go back and play with yr witches"

still in contact with two

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paulei she rang me when i was crying

"the mad redhead"

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the psychic mad redhead

at the edge of the island

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tenacious d
'kielbasa'
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u and yr ex boyfriend
are both at me

is funny

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ya remember that stacked redhead ?

we picked up together

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claire

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"i know who u wanna see"

ad

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adeleine

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when's that fucking
surf unicycle

comin outta th workshop

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"we wont bee online"

i guarantee that

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workin with stoners

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queen
'i want to ride my bicycle'
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thank you kuta

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but i ride a man;s bike

cunt

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for all that

they build

th maddest and wildest unicycles

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th LST is still
merrily

broken back

swingarming it;s way along

glides so silent

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these are

the adventures of the land surfer

occasionally chronicled

on th internet

the land surfer

of course
being pronounced

.
.
.

the kadaitcha man of australia

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p.s.

gone land surfing...

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midnight oil
'golden age'