Subject: on sunscreen and harmful rays
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Date: Wed, 06 Sep 2006 14:59:01 +1000
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on sunscreen and harmful rays
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th sick jokes have started already

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why did steve irwin die ?

cause he didnt put his
spf 50 sunscreen on

it protects against harmful rays

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fuck man

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music on:

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nickelback
'how you remind me'
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little brother took a call on th roof
today

old fella
who doesnt hear too good

ringin him to tell im
nickie kidman's boyfriend is dead

"i stood on my unborn daughter"
"say what"

mellow out killer
he heard keith urban

th radio said
steve irwin

silly old coot
we got a great laugh

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th prick had to tell me about it though

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i got half way thru tellin
barbie girl and kuta lady

th readin captains cook s journals and

they renamed th fuckin bay and

barbie girl's twigged

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ah it's about stingrays

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Joslyn Rechter
'The Habenara'(From Carmen)
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yr right computer
it s a very old song

it was a very old journal

i was bitchin they
renamed stingray bay

botany bay and
they back named it in cooks diary and

barbie girl twigged nice and early

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they sent parties out

to catch th stingrays

for food

and there were heaps of em

enough so

cook named it stingray bay

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most things he named

stayed th name he gave em

this one he changed himself

blame banks

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orchestral manouvres in the dark
'enola gay'
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on to other things

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random number generators

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i downloaded a couple in code and

did much reading

is 2^24 not good enough for ya paulo ?

"wot number did our last effort generate ?"

th big number calculator blew up

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we cant use dos tricks to

seek to a sector and

pick another number and

grab an integer at random

"use files"

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was more elegant th old way

"it's an internet computer"
"most are"

"they'll keep changing"

my overhead will go up

"so"

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pink floyd
'pigs on the wing, pt 2'
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yr funny computer
pigs fly overhead hey

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i dunno man

u sayin u can stand
two seconds inside th

random number generator

that's a fuckin long time man

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"run it as a separate thread"
or in a timer

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the panel
'opening theme'
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joe cocker
'never tear us apart'
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separate thread
never tear us apart

"yeah ok"

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it can
choose th next number

song to play
after it commences th current one

would bee transparent to th user
thirty second random number generator

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"think that's excessive"
"2^500 will do"

our last effort was above that
"can you prove it ?"

it's not calcuable
and was slow as fcuk

this is ten yrs later

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"we arent writing crypto now"

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random file seeks
live

will be slow paulie

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U2
'new years day'
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"i take my randomness where i find it"

internet explorer temp files

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"hmm"

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"and if they're wiped"

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th program fuckin bitches at ya

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and a file th user nominates

to use as a fourth generation seed

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"i think you've complicated it enough"

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integers or
long integers

if i have to code a new
big number calculator

i'll whack u cunt

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"steal one pirate jenny"
"we'll touch it up"

gotta love basic programmin

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now how did i write that
prime number wheel

"i spent a month in a library"

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violent femmes
'36 24 36'
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wot's th average of

36 24 and 36

"32"

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how many days in a month ?

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hit this with
two weeks

practisin last night

which gave 14 and

th next song was

15 will get you twenty

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stupid subconscious

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jewel
'standing still'
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i wish

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still think september 28 ?

"yep"

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"trust yr gift"
scares fuck out of me

"so"

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"smoke this"

.
.
.

she's got nice weed this week

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"i was a couple streets around th corner"

on a terror cotta

"never happened"

"this is oz"

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different personality did it

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"i wanna get th one that whacked"
"a quarter million ppl"

isnt that just
seein ppl die in th future

"no i wanna wring his neck for only givin"
"one days notice he"
"pointed th bone of death at"

"the islamic terrorist cunts after kuta beach and"
"northern pakistan earthquake"

"happened next day"
"wot happened to seven days notice cunt"

"fuck knows how many died"
over 85000

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gorillaz
'clint eastwood'
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"said to is god"

"the very soul"
"of th problem pls"

"worships th land"
"does kutaman"

"the witchdoctor"

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"we have rules"
"one of em is"

"adequate warning"

he balanced it against

pointin th bone of death at dr death and

dr azahari took 12 days to die

"smartarse cunt"

he's the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta

who are you ?

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"paulo"

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man we are scattered

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i'll take it up with kuta paulo

she doesnt understad

u were dead

when she cut a deal with me

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when i burned out kuta

th nickie thing

paulo got full control for a month

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he's a very upset man

the bundaberg motorcycle club he belongs to

wont be happy

we didnt wipe

dr death in bundaberg

as it was pointed at

but kuta intervened and

thru her good graces

th bomb maker for th first kuta beach attack

got whacked instead

but paulo

was never allowed to resign as

vice president

still remembers th tears

when he left town and

th funny cunt wnats to chair a meeting

of his old club and

apologise cause

we think th priocks got immunity form us now

double jeapordy

just doesnt fell right

to subject himt o

such a deadly curse

when he got off

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soft cell
'tainted love'
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if they jail him

bein a doctor

will he get a

soft cell

?

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cunt

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course

this isnt isnt th first career i;ve had as a killer

i still have a few

chopper reed type contacts

from back in th day

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my brother jumped behind th wheel of a

turbo diesel today and

brought us right back into th

showground

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th truck driver minder

just took over his old body again

look out

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ammonia
'drugs'
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not as bad as it could be
i've got his testicles nicely sedated

fuckers ache
every fucking day

th witchdoctors curse

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we're stoned enough now to
contemplate a fly on th unicycle

a surf around th big block and
beyond

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i love that new mcdonalds carpark
"cause it's baby bum smooth bitumen"

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i need new headphones

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black ?

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he's thinkin tyre pressures for th
mountain unicycle and

i think we might wear th helmet

th pigs been hangin round th neighbourhood too much lately

if'n i got a helmet

and that little flashy red thing

even if i'm cross in th

big traffic island

th most they'll do is

hey you

dont look 44
from that far away

while jumpin a gutter
on a unicycle

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budgie
'breadfan'
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later girls biek riders

.

..

pirate jenny
"the land surfer"

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p.s.

4 Non Blondes
'What's Going On' (Techno Remix)