Nippleclamp ride [flight] test report, catastrophic failure main drive
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hi psychic diary that lost one

of it's perms

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alex lloyd
'coming home'
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no i
jumped on th

26 inch mountnain unicycle

and took another lap

of the fortitude valley

+++

so gorgeous

th tyre exploded

beneath me

travellin thru sme cut glass

after midnight

well about one am and

she remained dead stable

th spring dint

affect her

flat tyre performance at all

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rode just far enough

runnin a flat on th

monoshock unicycle

to fill our flight test

parameters

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much discussion

last night

int h sorkshop

all th boys

tryint o figure out

how much longer th tyre has

we aired up th 26

ready

so i still got a ride

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ben cullum
'these are the days/iget a kick out of you'
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u were well behaved nippleclamp

inherently stable

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for my money

it is th betting mafia

if i read thru my psychcic diary

and wot i was writin about

after sayin i'd
write th clues but

try to ignore it

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bastards

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i felt th smell of a hitman

+++

it takes one to know one

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th blog

has suffered a

destruction of one of it's perms

felt it coming

myspace pussied out

+++

th other one
dont seem to mind

how to kill senior police officers
and get away with it

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th internet

+++

th mp3 player is dead

been so long since

my 26 mountain unicycle

has surfed the fortitude valley

she took me threw a shower and

no more mp3 player

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noel gallagher
'stop crying your heart out'
+++

said she still hated th place

cant call her a safety bicycle and

have her not

go balistic

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just took her to th shops

surfin

helmet in th car

ok
gogo

inflight music

ah shit

+++

ah well

+++

it survived

three weekends of

surfin th

nippleclamp

in th surf

+++

surfers paradise

+++

not today gracie

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flight test has stopped

for a brief while

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till thursday anyway

and we retyre nippleclamp

+++

aggressive knobs i think

+++

but th worm tyre

by maxis

has me intrigued

wanna do some more

bowl work

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train
'drops of jupiter'
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inth workshop last night

talkin with a bunch of bikers

about how nippleclamp

droppe dinto th bowl

nien times

before th spring bounce

on th tenth attempt

scrubbed th mission

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nine out of ten

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and still with th

original

mountain bicycle

monoshock spring

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while we got th

guts of th beast

in pieces

might put in some new bearings

she passed flight test in th surf

wont subject yr hub

to th beach till

spring again baby

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round september

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grandads axe

th beats ont h drawing board

int h workshop is

26 inch

moutnain unicycle
with

alloy swingarm

chester showed me his

alloy weld tests

last night and

we can drop th bitches weight by at least half again

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we get more tyres
t play with

in 26 inch

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hard to find knobs for th 24

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heather small
'proud'
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we'll widen th hub

start with a

tougher mountain unicycle hub and

allow for our gear set

brakes on this one pls

not rim brakes like last time

a disc

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use th controller from a

motorized skateboard

for th brake lever

+++

nippleclamp
inth mossy drains had

not enough slippage

th 26 spun

two for one

th transition
doable

can ya build me th geared hub ?

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cool as

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apologisin

to th crowd last night

not used to not havin suspension

th hardtail

fixin my bad habits

+++

not th one for

jumpin either sid eof

brunswick st

traffic island

while overtakin th cars

and htn zippin down ht mall

ah man
the fortitude valley

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eskimo joe
'older than you'
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heart of the redlight district

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it got up on
that new

high traffic island

on th second attempt

havent been on her enough

flight testin th

monoshock

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got heaps of traction

wot's wrong wi ya bitch

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pilot error

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it's not
th six bourbons i drank

or all those bongs

in pre flight

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chester had
nippleclamp

out of th boot
of th s pack falcon

thirty seconds after i arrived and

was off flyin

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oil th bitch man

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then he

took sara for a spin

th 26

+++

watch er

she not as forgiving as

nippleclamp

ya cant coutn th savage faceplants

come on

+++

loves th thing
he helped build and

design

+++

it's got to

blow in flight

they hid my new tyre for me

+++

they understand

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dont want my psychic gift interfering

just th normal

rollin thru cut glass

+++

been bald for a while man

stopped thinkin about

will it bee

this time

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she came off th roll

clean and

really nice tripper

+++

still grokkin it

+++

i kept back five cigars from xmas

sucked one down

on th strength of it

+++

a beautiful

slow motion crash

dint wanan dint her rim too much
we know enough about

flight with flat tyres

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amiel
'lovesong'
+++

th first ever one was

in th surf

dint know th fucker was flat

till i hit th hard sand

+++

needed apole to get back onboard

sunk too far

on getting up

much more than th usual

freemount

big divot int h hard sand

and roll up to

float cross th surface

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aired down to buggery

flat tyre heaven on a

semi racer wheel

+++

27 inch

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chester has some

alloy rims

we're gunna put on ya

jennifer mk two

+++

this will b about yr

fifth respoke

+++

migh take u to th shop tomorrow

for a fly

drag ya out of th shed

th real surf unicycle

+++

th original

and still best

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gotta stop yr axle float

i knwo it doesnt matter int h surf but

it;s ridin there

ya waddle bitch

liek a duck

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stereophonics
'maybe tomorrow'
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nippleclamp can

lie in th boot of th car

till thursday

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got no inflight music

to take th bitch out with anyway

+++

could be months babe

th car rego nxt month

+++

"look it;s a unicycle"

"where's your other wheel ?"

cant hear u

th mp3 player turned up too high

+++

back to
dirt trails and

low flying trees

+++

still gotta clear

that bmx track

they;ve made th bumps so high

+++

th kiddies
bmxtrack

ya get reticent

+++

th mummies look at ya funny

+++
joe cocker
'never tear us apart'
+++

here to play

not pick you up

+++

lookout
a horny bitch with kids

dripping

+++

got horizontal

on th 20 inch
unicycle

on th skatebowlers wall

+++

go on
let down one more time

fuckin femjack
she doesnt

let down
she lets up

+++

oh um

diary

i was in thongs

when we hit th cut glass

just ridin in

biker
original jeans

and rubber thongs

ocker footware

"chinese safety boots"

+++

tough thongs those ones

+++

no problems
with th landing

better than double pluggers

and i cant t alk

about how many rooves they've been on

+++
grinspoon
'chemical heart'
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when it started rainin
i took th thongs off

wand went back to

barefoot

holdin thongs

still playin in th posts

+++

came for a fly we're

flyin anyway

n th backup unicycle

+++

i pulled into th pub last night

th bottlo

just

as an identical

silver s pack falcon

pulled out

+++

i've shaken any tails i had

on th way to th shed

+++

after th contretemps

with four police cars yesterday

five

black reckons seven but

eagle eyed cunt

+++

everythign tucked away

after yesterday ?

huge smiles

all good then

th psychic minder

the witchdcotor

protector of th pot supply

arrived in th nick of time

+++

kenny's nuts are huge man

+++

taken th fall before now

we both holding and

running interference for

the stash

+++

they dont know if

we have th stash or

he has or

bait and switch

+++
bic runga
'get some sleep'
+++

bored coppers

forming up

with five cars

on th side of th road

too close

+++

my marijuana

protection spell

kicked in

+++

they know me kenny

+++

if they read our plate

seen us clock em

saw me clock em

drivin in

first time

+++

u got

one percenter blood man

+++

our supplier

still smiling

+++

we both knew he was handy

he passed that test with

flying colours

+++

old habits kicked in

with th tax man

and th bushwhackers flollwin me

cartin th money otu of th showgrounds

slippin tails

gota be awful quicka nd
distrusting

to check th license plate

of th car comin out

+++
pete murray
'so beautiful'
+++

everything happens
for a purpose

+++

and my diary
th night before

still
floatin back inth day

when we'd run a safety car

got three garbage bags

in th boot and

we switchin cars

+++

runnin drugs

+++

and bein known and
followed

whiel doin it and

still gettin em thru

+++

it's a buzz

+++

kuta

+++

kuta buzz man

+++

trippy

the hydro kanhgaroo knows

the witchdoctor who rolls

man who cannot die

will come to his rescue

+++

the land surfer

+++

i smell bacon

+++

my young nephew

smelsl bacon too

pigs

we slow down

go that oen wrong

go tus on th way back

from

goin surfin

+++

but we learn young man

here in ned kelly country

to sniff out th pigs

psychically

+++

i raised
so many

half wild pigs

and kiled em

on that banana farm

we were

th wild pig catchers

+++
david gray
'the other side'
+++

sposed to annihalate them but

we bred em

back with domestic pigs and

et em

+++

nice tucker

+++

good lean

pig meat

+++

th mother sows

would come down ou to fth natvi eaustralian bush

wi th their young

for th pecan nuts

+++

one of th trees

big fuckers

outside my bedroom window

+++

shutup ya old bitch

we not huntin ya;s tonight just

be a bit quiet will ya

+++

u'll wake up th old man

+++

i got too many young pigs

in th pig sty as it is

+++

smart old bitch

seven foot long

walkin

i th banans
after dark

at certain times of th yr was

fuckin lethal

+++

wild pigs

+++

death adder snakes

brown snakes

king brown snakes

huge

huge

carpet snakes

+++
orchestral manouvres in the dark
'enola gay'
+++

listening ot h big nsakes

gettin akill

in th dark

cant sleep

the farm too active

+++

full moon

+++

th chickens are awake and

a coupel of carpets

tryin their luck

+++

th duck pen is

almost sane now

chicken george

full grown
rooster

still livin with th ducks

fuck he;s big

he;s taken over th ducks

+++

when we

throw u bakc inth chook run

u kill three

full gorwn leghorns

do you knwo wot i payed of rthose fuckin
leghorns man

had brown chickens

best eggs

and

crossbreeding

to get tougher chickens

th snakes man

+++

i wanted a big red

th old man said

u buy it

+++

mostly drivin th truck

whiel th ey throw in th banana bunches

at age twelve

+++

paddock bashing time

+++

i'm back

+++
the velvet underground and nico
'venus in furs'
+++

the head inquisitor

of kuta

blood ancestor
of the head inquisitor of

th french inquisition

has fingered th

betting mafia

much good it will do u

+++

those cunts would just

give ya a body

how many do ya want ?

+++

a couple of low totem riders

+++

so much money

+++

my
underworld

boidy and mind

just cringes

at givint h feds

info

to help em solve crimes but

i did

get two senior feds

and a diplomat

said i was killin hippies

seven days earlier

in here

triple o

plsed to meet ya

jump and down

nic etits

so anyway

+++

myspace went pussie

oh dear

+++

spell's cast

not my problem

+++

well

+++

i wont be pushin my hacking roots but

my diary page

before i knew as

most clear

+++
bananarama
'venus'
+++

how big is

kuta

+++

extinct volcano

religion

hive of

stingless honey bees

+++

only i know

+++

if ya dont wanna
tip up

do ya wanna tip sideways

bit like amway

when they get too big

ya tip up

th young fella with us

asked if we wanted him to clear th room

so we could talk numbers

no man

neither of us

uncomfortable

talkin with u here

+++

minder
to th stash

+++

with his dealer

+++

we talked vague numbers

oen of th crowd

accusin me earlier

of bein

random

i apologised and

after we talked

musheis

bleu meanies and
goldttops and

pcp we

foudn some

common ground

+++
the verve
'bittersweet symphony'
+++

i have a new brother

+++

he knows i was

standin at th rear

of th hoist

when trippy's car

came sailin off it

we both safe

+++

we both
havin a drink

me and trippy that is
under a car

up on th hoist
last night

+++

trust me

outlaws

go out in numbers

and watch th pigs setup

for wotever

they;re doin

yr in our territory

+++

theyr;e hunters man

they watch

+++

th young fella

suspected they

puttin up an rbt

no man

that a d car

+++

we both know

how big th operation

we runnin with is

+++

some arrangements made and

soem valuable lessons learned

+++

but htis is th man

who taught me

how to bunnyhop a unicycle

at fifteen

and he coudl nt ride one yet

+++

trippy the hydro kangaroo

hydro has more

kick

than bush

+++

trippy has

kuta's

protection

+++

so much so

+++

when i pulle din first time

first woiords i said were

why has my little brother

just driven past in his truck

+++

i got back form th secodn trip out and

my little borother yakcin to trippy's
mates while

trippy

merrily hoppin around

+++
the verve
'sonnet'
+++

got his backtrail

droppin his mate off

with is trailer

to pick up his truck

+++

how many police cars did u clock bro ?

+++

timing

+++

i go tth name of th chcik
at th bottlo

she was at that party trippy

+++

i went to tell little brother

today and

he found out last week

psychic cunt

+++

wot's your call ?

you dont do drugs

+++

we flimflammed like

days of old

+++

funny bro

well u had

a guy called kenny in yr truck

if i recall

+++

ah man

+++

if i didnt
get there in time

th bloke i share a house with
would have

+++

little brother

+++

who says we dont still
run a minding service

+++
the verve
'the rolling people'
+++

kuta

+++

trippy's smile was

huge

+++

some words

were said for

microphones

+++

ten acres of rain forest

+++

one industrial mulcher

no i umm

still have a friend who has one

scattered over

ten acres of rain forest

it's a hippies

return to th soil

+++

makes th bush

grow better

blood and bone

+++

smiles

+++

told th
half brick boomerang story and

where i saw it invented

+++

really

they dragged him in to th cops ranks and

he got a good punchin man

laughin all th while

+++

screamin run away run away

from monty python

as ya storm th
police compund

on bathurst mountain

+++

know who yr fuckin with

+++

with full bricks

fromt h brick canteens

telelgraph poles

and twnety guys aside

battering down th brick walls

for ammo

yes sir

my father was a brickie

so fuckin wot

+++

half bricks have

more edges

+++

found my girlfriend

in th production line

fillin tin cans

beer cans

with rocks

+++

she was wild alright

+++

mlm mlm girl

deadly legs

+++

brown belt black tip in
zen do kai

+++
the verve
'the drugs dont work'
+++

th blog lovin th verve today

+++

five ten and

if ya stare at her tits too long

she just might hit ya

+++

my eighteen yr old

big tited

ex bikie gang moll

+++

she rode wi th oen of th worst clubs

if yr a straight cunt that is

on th back of th

vice presidents bike

+++

didnt get on wi his wife

none of his girlfriends do

+++

me and her

went o one their rallys

up north

a one percenter run rally

after she left their club

+++

th youing man last night

i didnt tell this tale

him freakek dout by a coupel of large
kitchen kinives

th knives man

fuck they huge

razir sharp

security

on th front gate

+++

they werent happy when she left

did th usual

+++

she bore some grudge sbut

she knew th code

+++

coem to fornt em and

we're here for a good time

on a jap sidecar

spends more time on

one wheel

at all th bike rallsy htan

on two

never on three

+++

we let in th rally and

friendly

+++

meet th eyes

+++

nuthint t say

dont say anythin

+++

nuthin said

but all know

stunning woman

+++
the verve
'catching the butterfly'
+++

th top would come off
at bike rallys and

butterflys

tattooed on her tits

+++

an shared th driving dutys

on th sidecar

all th way to bathurst

+++

tough chick

+++

cant run fast with
those huge tits

i give ya chocie

u gop back to th camp an dgo tbed

drunk bitch or

coem wi us

into ammunition supply

+++

up on petrol bomb hill

+++

so pissed and

stoned and

+++

none of th police patrols

have ventured in here

+++

never seen
so many outlaws

in one place

+++

3000 at purga creek

+++

no internecine warfare and

we all been readin th

biek magazines

in th leadup to this yrs riots

+++

th long distance touring riders

at th touring motorcycle rallies

+++

suckin down

green steam

stones green giner wine

stones mac

with th whiskey

bite

+++

my

stone

branded

mp3 player

died

+++

dr death

+++

missin my bike club bad

in th biek shop

last night

+++

but i was
president

of that motorcycle club

longer than i wasnt

+++
the verve
'neon wilderness'
+++
the verve
'neon wilderness'
+++

lovin th verve

media payer chuckin a wobblie

+++

the wimps club

+++

no dues

no fuckin rules

+++

if yr magic

is big enough

+++

here drink this

green

+++

it; mushie coffee

magic mushrooms

+++

blue meanies and
goldtops

mixed

+++

if its
just right

ya shoudl see

green lines

runnin up yr feet

+++

psychedelic with

a halliconogenic

+++
if ya do seesoemthin frightening

it wont stay th same

for very long

trust me

+++
the verve
'space and time'
+++

shuffle clicked off

+++

define drug fucked

+++

tubeless with
run flat tyres

+++

we put a band

rim inside th tyre

+++

fuck it
make th whoel thing

poly

+++

.
.
.

i know how we

egta hull

to rentry

many times and

land in th sea

like a flying boat

take back off and

reenter space

wire matrix in

in th ceramic body

+++

those pottery ocarinas

with wire

"steel vapour"

"we were burning steel in th forge"

wot it did for th

pottery

+++

reinforced steel

ceramic hull

have to cook it in

a giant furnace

+++

maybe if we

make em in space

inside

a

casting

and then expose th

clay to space

+++

hmm

+++
pete murray
'so beautiful'
+++

beautiful gift

+++

make up for

killin pigs will ya

+++

some balance

+++

general dynamics spaceship hull

number four

+++

designed for

re entry and

rated for

thousand sof

safe

in and outs thru

atmosphere

+++

being ablative

in it;s

service

periods

they measure th thickness of th hull

+++

th primary hull

not th pressure hull

+++

big bitch

allows us to build big and

+++

carbon fibre toughness

+++

i know dad

just reo

in th concrete

and we fire th fucker

+++

ceramic clays are so
fine we can

put in a really fine mesh

+++

th faraday cage i saw

+++

around th spaceship

+++
alice cooper
'school's out for summer'
+++

cool song

+++

we found new toys - lyric

+++

my pottery ocarinas
tougher because they have

steel vapour in them

+++

th sacrificial

high tensile steel

we have pourin th air

into th heart of th fire

+++

at my old home

back in

hapy rock

"gladstone'

+++

fuck man

+++

massive ablative armour

built into th

basic spaceship

+++
city high
'three way'
+++

the

shuttle craft

+++

hey nasa

+++

an outer shell
varyin in thickness

th underside
big fat belly

+++

to surf thru th air

th atmosphere

+++

is this wot u give

unborn daughter

so u can live

in freefall

vain bitch u are

+++

cmon nettie
dont close yr

childrens

how does it work book

yr teenage

nineteen and

+++

thank you

+++
flying lizards
'the best things in life are free'(i want money)
+++

i'm not arthur c clarke

if he had hex vision

he would have used it

+++

"maybe he did"

+++

smile

+++

he dreamed up

communication sattelites

a grateful
species

didnt pay him

someone else

got th patents

+++

th history books

supposed t bee enough

hey arthur

+++

wrong page dear

+++
peter gabriel
'steam'
+++

burning water

i know

i've known

the age of aquarius

ever sinc ei worked out my birth sign

cusp of water and fire

water fire

+++

why it's

th first day of spring

in th northern hemisphere

a magic day

in th zodiac

+++

a good day
for a wizard to be born

i thank my mother evry yr

+++

testing
sprung

unicycles now mum
chief test pilot

of LST unicycles

+++
?
't135'
+++

cessna zulu one zero clearance - lyric

+++
elvis costello
'watching the detectives'
+++

chuckin dummy spits

+++

a karma cop

on th beat

+++

rules

are for other ppl

+++

break th rules of the universe

see thru time

+++

clip my wings

chain me to th ground and

i cant fly

+++

th hypersensitive

cunt

+++

.
.
.

+++
kevin bloody wilson
'country bumpkin'
+++

one of us is psychic computer

+++

yr a random number generator

+++

th one inside me

th mad programmer

still spittin numbers

+++

i have to discipline my psychic diary

for talkin to pigs

+++

but i did
have a bite back at em

+++
kevin bloody wilson
'sunday morning'
+++

no
shuffle is on

+++

just my gift

+++

th man i was

for 20 yrs

livin an outlaw's life

inside me is

whingin we threw

clues to th disaster

that th feds got it in

to th feds

+++

with my police record and my

psychic diary backtrail

+++

we've run a

test

+++

to see if th gift is

protectin wot we love

yep

+++

sweet as

+++

kuta

black honey

+++
tiesto
'adagio for strings'
+++

goin fully eclectic

+++

"humming dickhead"

u scream at me if i

jump and down too much

+++

let em think yr stupid

can cant read yr own

backwards psychic diary

th 7 day
psychic hitman

+++

apologisin

to th king of th hippies

for havin to whack hippies

bout seven days before

th plane plowed

+++

10 dead hippies sitting on a wall

+++

to th attorney generals dept
in california

our feds
obviously dont read

my psychic diary

oh

ten aussies

accidently falling

on a burning plane

+++

my travel warning

a coupe fo weeks before that

seven days before

i drowned another piel of indonesians

+++
laurie anderson and peter gabriel
'excellent birds'
+++

biggest floods ever

two thirds of th capital underwater

+++

th myspace weenies

have stones

+++

"or they cant read"

not my problem

+++

a psychic diary protects itself

+++

You
can sit down now

the head inquisitor
has left th

notepad

+++

i ejaculate
therefore i am

the land surfer

+++
p.s.

+++
gorillaz
'dare'
+++

he's brought in his gorillaz

no

got th phone calls

+++

psychic gorillas