Nicole Kidman's Bottom
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now that i have my
attention

gday psychic blog

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primal scream
'get your rocks off'
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not yellin
cowabunga

before i drop into a skatebowl
on a man's bike

one wheel cunt

Nicole Kidman's Bottom

and sail over th edge

flirting with tetraplegia

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famous last words

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somethin sweet

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ah hello
mr's kidman
i'm just ringin to complain about yr daughters bottom

it's got a crack in it

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cant see keith pullin that one
"cant in rehab"

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i um
wandered into th city

after lunch
today

surfin on one wheel

i think

i dont remember much

was a bit out of it

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rehab
'it dont matter'
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ah good

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i see
more than double th amount of ppl

died of motor vehicle accidents than

illegal drugs

hmm

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stupid smoke packet

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and

three times as many ppl
died of alcohol
than illegal drugs

light me bitch

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"scuse i"

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i'll get over it eventually

proposing to a

mega star

on th same day she got married

but a yr earlier

felt weird

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james blunt
'goodbye my lover'
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shakespears sister
'you;re history'(voodoo mix)
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yr fuckin with me kuta

ya know damn well

we were playin

in a shakespeare newsgroup at th time

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"just voodoo"

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cunt

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"should bee in a good mood"
"we had a nice surf today"

i want this shit to leave my head black
"sorry"

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feel liek a fucking idiot
"wot else is new ?"

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my kill count
has a new

and revised number

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did i really help kill

325 thousand ppl

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fuck man

more drugs over here

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i never thought
callin myself

the witchdoctor of australia
would have such huge consequences

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wot i dont like about me

i'm still a cunt

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ben folds
'boxing'
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heather small
'proud'
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no seriously

kylie minogue has nice ankles

but a great bottom ?

i dunno

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rather princess mary's arse

can i say that ?

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isnt she incountry ?

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too small

looks like a masturbation aid

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pick her up
use her
and throw her over yr shoulder

"ok jennifer"

oh hi black

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"ya didnt go yack to gay lady jennifer this week"

i regret drinkin rum wih her till one am

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frente
'accidently kelly street'
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we got a bit wasted and
her ex girlfriend

went off to bed

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i know we werent playin up as much

next time we saw each other

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i dunno jen

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my mind hit a
metaphysical dichotomy and

went blewey

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stupid tranny bitch
proposin to a woman

my twin brother black
whose head i share

has grown a moustache and
i dont sing like a girl

in public anymore

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frank black
'superabound'
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alex lloyd
'coming home'
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kuta says u should lay off nickie

"kuta says lots of things"

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just cause yr shitty at me

"it's not all yr doing"

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how long have i gotta be fucked up about this ?

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"till i get over my mad"

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i shouldnt have married a beehive
and with it

proposed to a woman

i was
th dominant personality at th time

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david seville and the chipmunks
'i told the witchdoctor'
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"next time my heart stops"
"dont take over completely"

u never go away
"shoulda had th sexchange"

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and lose my brother ?

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?
'track 11'
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the stoners bible

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grinspoon
'chemical heart'
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the stoners bible

has shown it;s face again

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"wot have we gotten ourselves mixed up in ?"

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we're licensed to kill

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"didnt say i didnt like that bit"

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dr death

is gunna go back before

th oz justice system

"told ya"

you said wait

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so i cant go after him again ?

"no dear"

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he'll wriggle off again

"and then we'll talk"

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and then 009 will whack th cunt

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"only if yr spell writing abilities have picked up"

we do ok

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"it was a loose as spell"

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and i got dr azahari

"so"

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laurie anderson
'it tango'
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"12 days is suckie kuta lady"

"five days late"

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i prefer to look at th positive
he was

th bomb maker
for both kuta beach attacks

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"still died five days late"

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"7 days is on th money'

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u know i'm
still tryin

distinguish between

seven day events and
12 day events

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wot happens
january 13 2007

?

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december hasnt started

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gorillaz
'dare'
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six weeks

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a month out

it'll grab me harder

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th date comes

without wot happens that day

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"th clue that sticks out"
"in th reread"

"like dogs balls on a cat"
"something that jumps out of th flow"

subconscious

"wot we're playin with"

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and cross process messaging

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how can i talk to my testicles ?

my psyche

i'm sorry guys

i wont marry another woman

two was enough

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if i was any more
allergic to girls
i'd be autistic

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noosha fox
's-s-s single bed'
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i got

three musicians now

playin with my nipples when i sing

and a coupel
who wanna explore

and are chasin a kid

and two gay ladies
who arent gay anymore

that i'm in love with

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and i got a giant stain
in my psychic blog

it's affecting my work

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"5 aussies get killed"
"in a terrorist attack"

"i retaliate within a week and"
"a hundred thosuand ppl die th next day"

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midnight oil
'short memory'
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that aint th stain

"one of them"

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th witchdoctor of australia
can point th bone of death

at th islamic terrorist cunts
th very soul of th problem pls lord

online

no harm in that

"a hundred thousand muslims died th next day"

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so

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"u used to say sorry"

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just doing my 009 job

for oz

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the offspring
'staring at the sun'
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"yr evil eye is a bit savage"
"pirate jenny"

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i got an eye patch here somewhere

dont liek extreme unicycling
with no depth perception though black

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the mask of bullshit has died

broke in half

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pelvis of a cow

with a bicycle helmet whacked in it

made a nice
alien skull

for th witchdoctor's

car's back window

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the living end
'prisoner of society'
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"was a shit to ride with"
especially with little red flashing lights
in th eyes

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frightened fuck out of ppl

including me

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the verve
'space and time'
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can i ever share
wot i see

out there
in space

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i never get believed anyway

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cans full of shit
flying thru th void

to some place
we're planting earth bacteria on

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shit in a can

dont get mad

get even

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purest
higest grade

spack monkey shit

spray his whole wardrobe with it and

th outer plasitizer breaks down

about six hours later

so u can have an alibi

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doesnt smell
coming out of th can

just of flowers

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"perfumed poos"

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think th chicks will ever get perfumed poos ?

"if they want em enough"

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they;d have such nicer tits

if we went into space

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"why i perve in th future"

is that why i'm not tit crazy

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none of em
stack up to
a space born chick

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looks down her nose at
th mudborn bitches
with their saggy tits

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powderfinger
'roll right by you'
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"she's a bitch jenny"
and a pig

but she talks to me

thru time
and space

and we have similar jobs

border security

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"wot did she say about nickie ?"
i'm not telling

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there's a limit paulie

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"her kind"
"wouldnt live on a planet"

an accretion ball

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we're mad ok
we argue over land

and it falls from th sky
every day

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th bitch is so smug
with her history book and

operant conditiong mind tricks

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the black eyed peas
'sexy'
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while we sail in th dark

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no rule book

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scuse i

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if we're one species

we need help

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i dont care if it breaks th rules

i'm already up on a time charge

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i figure i
havent done all th things

i'm in trouble for
yet

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if i can contact u
see yr civilization
spinning in space

yr little outpost then

sheesh

then we make it

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a swanky address
hidden in a dust cloud

that's been swept for planetoids

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ya know we're comin to rob ya

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ask yr city fathers

th computers for

anythin we can use and

no fucking prisoners

open th outer airlock doors

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call me
ruthless early man

bitch

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the stranglers
'gold and brown'
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i see
humanity
in small and large

space born communities

over thousands of yrs

and many
many

arguments

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when will they ever learn

just cause ya pass a

law

doesnt mean

humanity will obey it

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th pirate clans are

eating away at them

they cant wipe them out

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i know where th pirate raft is

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same way
our old time pirates

on th high seas

found their pirate raft

drifting in th big ocean

who said we smell our way ?

close

psychic smell

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big pig
'i cant breakaway'
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"u still maintain"
"elizabeth th first"

"had direct dealings with th pirates ?"

i do

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they took her to th pirate raft

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"radar love ?"

maybe

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dont steer th boat

it steers itself

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"but there's nothing tied to th tiller"

th wind

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"so th boat finds it';s own way home"

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how would u and i
find another blue planet

"pick a direction and blast off"

wouldnt look at pictures first

star classes or any of that

"nup"

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the red hot chilli peppers
'track no04'
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there is so much
discovery coming

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hasnt happened yet and

i'm already spun by it

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the interminable hours

waiting

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i';ve seen it
know which is what
and what is real

but

i have to wait

for it to happen

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it's a lonely view - lyric

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waiting is

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my ancestor
th head inquisitor

of th french inquisition
must of felt

much th same

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tori amos
'cornflake girl'
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this is not really happening here - lyric

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hey pope benedict

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th current pope benedict is asking us to

move to faith or

something to that effect

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i know man

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sucks bein a papal prince

my testicles

are givin me th shits tonight

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melody is too fine

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george
'breaking it slowly'
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there is another australian princess nickie

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"shutup shitstirrer"

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just tryin to keep em all pissed off

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for a cop

you;ve got really nice tits

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never been subjected to

one gravity

day in and

day out

th bitches today

know exactly wot it is

that yr saying to them

and i aint repeating it

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the black eyed peas
'sexy'
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nice tits

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kuta lady would have her hand

down her pants by now

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drip
drip
drip

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makes me wet

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"why does she feel th need to"
"to send those images back thru time"

to hurt me

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"so she's a normal chick then"
oh yeah

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when i found her
she was

on patrol
naked

and alone
in her spaceship

just cruising thru th void

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a huntress

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her craft emits no signals

no radar

in stealth mode

she finds her victims

without looking for them

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"shoot first and"
"examine th wreckage"

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nirvana
'jesus doesnt want me for a sunbeam'
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is it that dangerous out there ?

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some things ya cant tell

from wreckage

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they dont
leave th huilks

layin about

for someone to bump into

just chuck em

into th nearest star

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if yr

ship id

stops working

ya cant get home

cant approach closer than half a light yr

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"there must be"
"public access points"

places in plain sight
u can fly up to

and make enquiries

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"like an information booth"

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more like a service station

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"it's just a point in space"

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wink
'higher state of consciousness'
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a ball of ice
with space ships

parked all over it

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"the pirate raft"

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it's bigger than this thing

"trade goes on"

anybody;s money is good

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brazen bugger

he lifted a pile of their shit

for his own planet

growin continental marijuana

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"just move their beacon"

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katie noonan
'what's going on ?'
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"how long did she chase him for ?"

she didnt catch him

"she spittin chips"

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he vanished so

she knows who he is

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"one of my kin"

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ancient ancestors
arent supposed to help flim flam th law

she callin black names

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uk squeeze
'cool for cats'
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"kadaitcha man invisibility curse works well"

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got me thru th last
drink driving test

where i was over .15

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forgot i was there

took all th kits away

oh we forgot about u

here's yr license back

u can leave

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it's a gift

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cmon lady

half of our psychic powers

were made from

tryin to avoid th pigs

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when i was teachin kuta lady th rudiments

of magic

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why didnt my magic
tell me there's a copcar
on th oehr sid eof th road

"we're driving under th speed limit now"

"dont need to know he's there"

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violent femmes
'american music'
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two minutes earlier

we were doing

three times th posted limit

and smoking a bong

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stop slangin off
at th slack tittied dirt girls

they dont know any better

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they've put silicon boobies back on th market
they can bullshit it

"she's gone off"

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ah well

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so flexible

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pj harvey
'working for the man'
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typical
i find a chick

who can go down on herself
and she's a coupel centuries away

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it's midnight
in th outback

and i cant get my dick
out of this kangaroo

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better see if i still have a

outernet connection

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Love ya's

HARD

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pirate jenny
"black-009"

combined beeing

the land surfer

[pronounced as always]
[the kadaitcha man of australia]

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p.s.

nickelback
'leader of men'