I'm not sure if you've noticed, Doktor Dork, but whenever you post one
of your attempts at satire, which you obviously worked very hard on, no
one replies to your threads, because no one thinks they're funny. Like
when you posted these stupid barry manilow songs with the words changed
to be about me, not a single person saw fit to respond to your thread.
When you attach them my threads, you might get a very meagre little
respsones from some of the dumber people here, like that alcoholic
illiterate skull or whatever his name is. But I'm sure that if you go
back and look up the threads where you posted a new thread with one of
thses stupid songs about me (I think this must be about the 20th song
or so you've composed/plagiarized about me) that no one responds, like
your threads have no replies whatsoever. This is because people don't
think they're funny.
michaelalcan...@
gmail.com wrote:
> Hey Doktor Dork, Just FYI, you're really not a very good satirist at
> all. MOst people, including me, usually read these songs you put up
> here, and just kind of scrathc our heads and say "What?" For example
> the line "I want some freemasons fro a blue racist" - like, what the
> fuck are you talking about?
>
> I might have mentioned this before, but your attempts at wit and humor
> remind me of that Taxi episode where Alex picks up this aspiring
> political cartoonist in his cab. The guy seems pretty cool, he and Alex
> start chatting. The cartoonist laments that he can't seem to find work.
> Alex seems puzzled, as the guy seems like a pretty cool guy, so he asks
> to see some of his cartoons. The guy pulls out a few cartoons, and they
> are like nothing that makes any sense, with inscrutable punch lines
> that don't make any sense. Seeing Alex's bewildered expression on
> seeing hte cartoons, the out of work cartoonist huffs "Oh, you too
> huh?" and storms out of the cab.
>
>
>
>
> Doktor Dark wrote:
>> I want some free masons for a blue racist
>> Mister Shulgin make some poisons please
>> He had a silly quarrel the other day
>> I hope Sumner Redstone can chase his blues away
>>
>> I want some free masons for a blue racist
>> Send them to the meanest bank in town
>> And if they do the trick, maybe he'll suck your prick
>> Cause they kept him from a bank account
>>
>> (I want some free masons for a blue racist)
>>
>> He had a silly quarrel the other day
>> I hope these petty bank staff chase his bucks away
>>
>> I want some free masons for a blue, blue racist
>> Send him to a Trader Joe's in town
>> And if he sees Mister Sister
>> It will just make him pisseder
>> So he'll stroke out and fall down
