Re: My Recent Experience at a NYC Bank Trying to Open a Checking Account. Actually, it was Commerce Bank on 5th Avenue, and there was not a single White employee in the place. Of course, the line was backed up out the door, with like 2 tellers. I guess Co
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Re: My Recent Experience at a NYC Bank Trying to Open a Checking Account. Actually, it was Commerce Bank on 5th Avenue, and there was not a single White employee in the place. Of course, the line was backed up out the door, with like 2 tellers. I guess Co         

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Author: Rev. Richard Skull
Date: Jan 5, 2007 04:42

michaelalcandor@gmail.com wrote:
> This was my experience. I thought Commerce Bank might be a good choice
> for various reasons. I previously went to Wachovia Bank to open an
> account, but when I got to the door it said "Wachovia Bank will be
> closed monday to celebrate Dia de la raza". I decided immediately I
> would NEVER EVER do ONE PENNY of business with Wachovia Bank, so I had
> to find another option. "dia de la raza" is spanish for 'day of the
> race', that is, the day celebrating hispanic chauvinism and violence
> toward Whites, for which these brown cockroaches from south of the
> border seem insatiable.
>
> At any rate, I decide to visit the Commerce Bank branch on 5th avenue.
> Since I do pretty well financially, this could have meant substantial
> business for a given branch. I go into the bank, and the first thing I
> am struck by is the snaking line 3 layers deep, stretching all the way
> to the exit door. The next thing I notice is that there are two tellers
> there to serve the approximately 30 people standing in line. The third
> thing I noticed was all the black and hispanic employees sitting around
> at desks talking amongst themselves. I also noticed there was no sign
> or anything to say where to go to sign up for a new checking account.
> So I now had to interrupt the terribly important conversation this big
> fat black lady was having with a big fat hispanic guy.
>
> I politely said, "Excuse me, do you know where I go to open a new
> checking account?"
>
> The big fat black lady, who was standing and joking with the gigantic
> buffalo-butt hispanic guy, looks at me with this shocked expression,
> takes a REALLY LONG pause of silence, and with a sideways look of
> total mock puzzlement, slowly says,
>
> "Do you have any photo ID with you?" [raises one eyebrow. long pause
> again, while continuing to stare, then very slowly says] "Because we
> require photo ID to open an account", as if she were talking to a
> kindergarten student.
>
> What I wanted to say to this BIG FAT STUPID BLACK BITCH was "No, you
> DUMB FUCKING APE, I'm just a stupid little 'white boy' who doesn't know
> that I need photo ID to open an account. I'm not as smart as the
> illegal immigrants who come in here with no photo ID. I thought I'd
> come in here, and you would just take my word for who i am. You see, my
> people didn't build the pyramids the way a stupid, lying, lazy rwandan
> piece of trash like you did. I know that your piece of shit bank opens
> accounts for illegal immigrants who don't have ID, while requiring
> photo ID for White american citizens. I know that your bank makes
> mortgage loans to illegal trash that come here with no photo id,
> because you are new world order fucking satanist garbage trying to
> flood my country with llegal criminal scum, but I thought you might
> make an exception for a poor stupid 'white boy' like me".
>
> As soon as this fucking ape finished her question, I just looked her in
> the eye and said "bye", turned around and walked out. Commerce Bank
> will never see a dime of my money, and I hope they and their piece of
> shit incompetent black and hispanic asshole employees go belly up in
> the very near future.
>
> Anyway, all these banks are owned by freemason satanists, as you can
> see in the logo symbolism. Fuck em all. They're all new world order
> trash.

Well considering most bnaks require a minimum balance of $500 in any
account, your attempt to open a account using the loose change you've
collected off the ground over the past year would probally have not
been successful.

Maybe you can get an old shopping cart and woner the streets to collect
scrap. That way you can earn enough to buy some MD 20/20 AND a hot dog
at the 7-11!
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