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> I had a wild haired neighbor, Abdullah Yusuf Azzam,
> who was a used car salesman. Every day after work
> in the summer he would sit on the back steps of his
> house and put on his golf shoes and then drive a
> little plastic ball around his closely cropped backyard.
> One evening he had his lawn sprinkler on and was
> knocking around his white plastic ball when I heard
> him scream, "Gaddam it!"
> He'd walked on his garden hose with his golf cleats.
> His lime green pants were stained from the spray
> of water. Where he'd once had a very useful
> water-tight hose that sprayed a straight steady
> stream, he was now stuck with a sloppy soaker
> hose. He tried to repair the hose with black
> electrical tape, but that failed. Azzam eventually
> bought a new hose and shoved the old one in the garbage.
> - Chi Chi the Mellon Boy (Do You Know Allah? She Loves You.)
>
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