Subject: lost bloggers of the outernet
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Date: Wed, 20 Dec 2006 16:10:27 +1000
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lost bloggers of th outernet
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i've gotten a temporary assignment

chasing lost bloggers

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ah well
as always

th music
and th magic

will help me

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cypress hill
'a man'
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ok dude

where do ya think ya are ?

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our
point and click

space drive

that drops our ships

into th orbit

of whatever we're aiming at

and instant communication

stillc ant help u ppl

who overshot yr targets by

so much

my biggest jumps

a million million light yrs

arent big enough increments

to count

how farout ya are

but

yr blog is still updating

and we're gettin vision and

ya found somethin interesting

so yr case file

lands on my desk and

damn u left a long trail of jumps

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some get lost for

ten yrs or more

before they find something interesting enough

th rest of humanity

decides we better

gived this character

a path home

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although i find th odd one

just chasin blue planets

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tatu
'all the things you said in russian'
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i flick

into existence
in my explorer

into an orbit

around some strange sun

but i'm

still in known space

at least to my ships tank

i cant

just point and click

down th same track
i came in on

that never works

why so many of our species

are technically lost

but i have

a number of

safe stars to point too

things i know

that we all know

we can point and click at

and arrive

th places where human civilization

is strongest

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i snap into existence

around this star

orbiting and

it's not this star

that;s callin me

it;s a lost soul

cant find his way hoem and

he's twenty light yrs in that direction

i log into his blog

hey dude

blue planet hunter paulie here

i'm only tenty light yrs away form ya and

here's th track records

for how to get from here

to home

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robin trower
'someday blues'
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and now
we've found a way

to slide down yr track

and backtrack ya

that really advanced

civilization you found

and just flicked past

in yr scared run

we wanna look at

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poor bugger

was just goin to a family meeting

n a route that loses

one thousandth on one percent

of it;s traffic

we all know why

read th lost one's

blogs

on the outernet

live everywhere

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a dirty big star

that lies

way behind

th star yr aiming at

occasionally

she sucks one of our

journiers

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welcome home brother

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20 light yrs is safe
we can flick across

safely and easily

so close
th reverse track works

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but i flick across to his orbit
and back
and then back again

to show him

yes man

u really are home

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th co ordinates
and relevant tracks

are in yr blog

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black eyed peas
'my humps'
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ya nearly ran out of water didnt ya

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couple of times

but ya worked on yr psychic gift

to improve it

it oculdnt find home but

i reckon another five yrs

you would have arrived home

another blue planet hunter

and finder of lost souls

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they will offer you a new job
on yr return

after a suitable holiday
u got some bonuses coming

a lovely track

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ya dont need supplies off me man

yr only ten minutes
from th nearest mc donalds

or any other fast food ya fancy

but here is a

bottle of champagne and
a bag of th current weed

yr computer says

ya never ran out

nice ships garden

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so many yrs
without seeing another human
in th flesh and

he just wants to say gday

shake hands and

anoher lsot blogger
ofhte otuternet

who hasnt been out of touch

he can still see all of us

knows wot;s goin on

just cant get home

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the panel
'opening theme'
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that lost

one thousandth on one percent

who all sailed down yr track

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we'll get some of them back now

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loo and placido
'horny as a dandy'
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amazin how many of ya
make th same mistakes

we'll slide down yr track and retrieve
maybe half

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lost humanity
not lost just

cant find home

but i can talk to it
and it talks back and

i'm not alone

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though i was on a safe route

and no rout eis

completely safe

with everything in motion and

or space drives

working by
throwing us from one orbit
to another

zap

where th fuck am i ?

th ship is screaming

we're in unknown space

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the offspring
'americana'
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the new wild west

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i know

th top flight blue planet hunters

th psychic elite

will find me
and feel me

as soon as they zap

closer than a hundred light yrs

but space is big and

everybody agrees

it;s better to keep moving

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wot usually saves us
lost bloggers on the outernet is

if we find somethin that
every other bugger wants

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an alien species
with ships flitting in and out
liek our own

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robin ford
'robben ford house of blues'
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ten seconds of

something
behaving just like us

and record it in th blog

point and click

at anythin that feels interesting

to get out

safe

liek hell

point and click
a hundred times

running

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blind jumps

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i know it;s my ticket home

that ten sceonds

of

video and
sensor readings

in my blog

but i have to live first

and get th fuck away

from th aliens

that are too much like us

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every now and then

an alien ship

snaps into an orbit

around one of our stars

in our congested traffic

and th hunters snap in

so fast man

and sail down it;s track

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shoot first and
examine the wreckage

i dont agree with it but
space isnt friendly and

we didnt do it first

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nine inch nails
'fuck you like an animal'
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thank you for conjugating blogs man

seen their ships before

they always build th same

and they;ve killed too many of us

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coffee pls computer

and a bong

we've got th location

and track records

to find one of their big

trading centres

and they have one of ours

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waiting is...

scuse i

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lost and found

psychic agent 009

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p.s.

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santana
'black magic woman'
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