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Jewel
'Sometimes It Be That Way (Live'
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friday night i
stole into town on th

monoshock unicycle
and

stayed on th roads

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i only ran a coupel red lights and

th pigs left me alone

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tripper
did some wonderin about his
sticker on th back of th uni

but
a coupel of hours later
he cruised thru th city too

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huge sticker on that
car

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Hunters and Collectors
'The Slab'
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i only jumped one traffic island
th tourists

really didnt get to see th beast
in it;s best light

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more drugs over here...

scus ei

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th left leg
recovered now

fuckin skatebowls and unicycles

th gash under th right foot

at least not affectin unicycle flight

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th redhead
asked me down th edge of th island again

i begged off to this weekend comin up

claimed a sore foot

hey she had th kids

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still luv ya

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told me which
stunning women

would be inhabiting th place
if i came nxt weekend

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ok th witchdoctor will come down then

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Garbage
'Milk (massive attack)'
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technically
she;s a patient of mine

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my patience dont die

cunt

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just th bastards i
point th bone of death at

they die nicely

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no talk about takin me
too close to th

sensitives
th crystal healers

this time

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sorry womble

i got caught up

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bad timing me thinks

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did ya see wot they said
in th local rag

about nickie kissin her husband
up on top of kuta

sheesh

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if she's movin to brisbane

i'm definitely leaving

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hell
i'd even live with th page three model

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still got gorgeous tits

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still tryin to decipher our last

phone convo

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figure she;s in th same boat

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umm

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u used to throw bitches at me

oh u are again

are u ?

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dont think she knows

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cant live with one
she knows it so well

used ot dirty dance togetehr till dawn

and go back t our partners

in th dawns early light

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maybe just one night

i'm thinkin i have other plans for friday night

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took me
24 hrs

to call th page three model back

fuck i'm a slack cunt

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ah yeah gday

oh u got th kids

wont be lonely then

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i only saw em last month

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Nirvana
'Territorial Pissings'
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ok i was

flexin a few muscles

psychic and otherwise

and th odd meeting

with th local

aboriginal elders

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saturdays

last saturdays

terror cotta roof was

fuckin near tame

didnt break a single tile underfoot

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but th young fella

still wouldnt walk down to th bottom tile

nearly flicked me off th roof
holdin th hose man

i only half his weight

u have t

compensate

yr life in my hands

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one day
u'll wlak down th cunt

just liek we do

fearless

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Khia (Remix by Rob Jnr)
'My Neck, My Back (Rob Jnr Rmx)'
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u see that chick

watching

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he's old enough now
we share more wi im
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Nirvana
'On a Plain'
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it's under 33 degrees
not too steep and

not too dirty
washin off easy

three hours
we'll clear th roof

not like a fortnight before

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black money

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financing the
australian aboriginal secret service

we dont need much

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we so black
we have to use black money

to run it

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hasnt affected our killcount

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brad
mad fucker
r
aised with th
papua and new guinean witchdcotors

and i
had a huge rave this morning

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we're in about six and

well in it

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only th natural disasters

appearin th record too

keepin us afloat

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Coldplay
'Yellow'
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i know this is
my surfin on th unicycle

in th surf song
shutup

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but um
th pension dept

actually has me down on their books somehwere

as a witchdcotor

with all th attendant problems

oifficially
my case is on hold

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unofficially

i already got a pension card

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cheap car rego

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suck my string

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they say its
impossible in
johhny howards australia

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my new pension card has arrived

and my medicare card

havent replaced th car license

still drivin around all th copcars

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have to get all th points back up

to front

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"and birth certificate in th car just in case"

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hi twin brother

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"i'm gunna kill this cunt"
ok

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Skyhooks
'skyhooks - why don't you all g'
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why dont you all get fucked

is th name of th song

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only thing is
i wore a hundrd thousand
dead

ppl

in collateral damage

last time i

thru a death curse at im

on th net

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i know i;ve recovered

and can do it again it;s

painful

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easier when i'm
retaliating with
th white hot rage

so close

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but
liek when we first got indications

of their kuta beach terrrorist attack

we wrote in

a big wave

as retaliation

linked to

beach

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so long before it happened

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there's one in th record
that hasnt hit

we got

visions of it

six hundred thousand dead

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my forever eyes

informing me

well before time

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fuck

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Korn
'Korn - Dead Bodies Everywhere'
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yeah man
and i can smell th

rotting brains

sucks bad

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but

its just my karma

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17 yrs
workin for th gypsie mafia

as a minder

chasin gypsies
for owed money

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still payin for it

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would i handle
writn th clues
to big dsiasters

if my

mother hadnt landed me a job
wi th gypsie mafia

on th carnival

nine months before

she copped
five bullets in th face

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didnt understand yr gift ma

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yr diary
ahd clues to yr own death

litterin it

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made shitty reading

after th fact

and i
had to listen to those five bullets goin in

he missed me

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ok kuta

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600 thousand is
doubel wot i said i was
prepared for

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but it'll happen

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my biggest kill
so far is

app 230 thousand

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mainly cause i

even was writin
for th whoel week before th big wave hit

on th net

i see

a big splash

took some
reading

back thru this tome

to see where i asked for it

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Tears for Fears
'Everybody Wants To Rule The Wo'
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my new yrs resolution

spinning some heads

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i cant turn back
and liek brad sasys

i jumped th other side of th line

thirty yrs ago

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and a consortium of local coppers
asked me to go back

to th underground

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th queensland police

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no i wont give u their names cunt

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we were all off th record

th tape recorders all turned off

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my police record so thick frm
when i was workin on th carnival and

my old party house
is in there somewhere

200 ppl a night
playin in th

anarchy
that was the farm

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Nirvana
'Come As You Are'
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evrythin goes

illegal speedway track

it;s ten acres of mayhem

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i'm still fuckin alive

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its not liek i dont try man

th left leg
only just healed frm

th skatebowl wall accident
on th unicycle

fuckin painted walls

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didnt carry a gun
steppin over tent ropes

in th carnival
darkness

after she;s closed and
i' still got three gypsies

to find in this mess
not leavin till i'm paid

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hi there

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nowhere is safe to hide

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my reputation

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hdina t yr cousins van
th oen ya hate

man

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Metallica
'Metallica - Master Of Puppets'
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in th back of th knockems

and drinkin oen of his beers

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yr goey anyway

does he know

i take that back

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his daugher laughin and

handine me a beer

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thank u beautiful redheaded lady

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cunt pulled out a roll
that would choke a horse and

payed in full

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gossip time

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yr such a girl man
yeah but i admit it

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damn he could offload hot coke

his cousin and im

used to compete

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u have nothin to do with
my dealings with little pete

th drug deals

cunt

had t bring it up

wot is it with this guy ?

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he an adopted showie

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little pete

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three family;s bringin im up
as i see it

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i cop it everywhere

nwo look

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we're just good mates ok

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th little cunt is enterprising

i give im that

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give me yr version then

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i'll get is story and we talk at th nxt show

mungrel

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hey little dude

th show president

bent my ear last weekend for
a coupel hours

can i have a word

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Butthole Surfers
'Pepper'
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just this
particular item man

that yr sellin man
remove that and

th cunts will get off our backs

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it's all good

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it was a long story

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wellifhtye didnt buy so much off us
they wouldnt borrow harkos gorilla

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compromised as

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was

hired out

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i cant tell u that tale brad

he ran away frm it

doesnt wanna know

is how we lived

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?
'?'
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A Perfect Circle
'Orestes'
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cut away :

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evry yr
we lose more shows

th golden age
was a long time ago

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with th
amlagamtion of councils

projected by
big pete

we'll lose more
and faster

fuck man they

cancelled their

one hundred yr show

outback

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my head swims with
walkint thru th back of th sideshow

after th bitch is closed
steppin over tentropes and

pegs and
we didnt carry torches

not wi th amount of money in yr hands
and on yr body

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no lights

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th things ya find and

avoid

and runnin
thru th tentropes

ya either gotta be born into it or

be psychic yrself

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AC
'Highway To Hell'
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acdc jenny

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travellin up and down

highway 1

cartin supplies

to th

carnivals

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at this rate
they'll lose th lismore carnival too

stinkin hot
always fuckin rains

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that first
cold night of th yr

usually at
maryborough

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sleepin in th back of th truck

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half our money collected
we got drunk last night

stayin wi th carnvial
two days

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hooked up to a mate;s

power supply and

fuck she fed us

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when i eft th run

for good i said

when it came to bundaberg i'd

coem down for a few beers

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was hoem for some time

sorry guys

my orginial biek club

spat chips

big ones

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Butthole Surfers
'Pepper'
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i understand
th banditos

and rebel's
motorcycle club

argument

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i still have a sword
made by our

original master at arms but
how long did he ride wi th black uhlans

he rode wi us first

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a fuckin surfer

th best graphic tank artist

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y mad cunt

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th wimps club

had u first

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and klepto

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this will take some thinking klepto

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i remember ya ridin japanese

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Gorillaz
'DARE'
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wot brand of shitbox we rode
made us no less
oen percenters cunt

and from yr own mouth

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when i was vice president of that
bundaberg motorycle club and

half th club rode nortons

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includin th pres

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th norton is a
boat anchor

and wont start

i'm chairin this meeting

my chair parked ouside cunt

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his car battery in his tractor

cane farmers are mad

i told him to

drive his tractor in

he th president of a motorcycle club

i would of

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we had words

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bad idea

givin th
president of vice

th gavel

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while i;ve got th floor

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got th wrong dr death
i apologise

th magic says

double jeapordy

bunch of mad aussie cunts say

fuck that

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workin on it

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A Perfect Circle
'Crimes'
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whacked th wrong dr death
didnt get

dr jadyn patel

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got dr azahari

bomb maker for uat beach instaed

but beauitful death curse

that one was

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dead cunt

kuta religion still smiling

even if
black

wearin soem angst

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hi maureen

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i'm workin on it

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tryint ofigur eout
how to hit th cunt
and

not hit india at th same time

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well

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if enough aussies
get an opinion on it

i'm fucked

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fuckin ozdebate

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Peter Sarstedt
'Where Do You Go To My Lovely'
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his name spelt wrong

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private jenny

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my twin brother a general though
five star

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lethal

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proven lethal

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that travel warning on
indonesiua

ont h net

seven days before

her capital
went two thirds underwater

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th poor wee psychic
gettin waves from th army boys

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fuckin black

wants to go to iraq

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mad cunt

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ya;d fuckin ride our unicycle

whiel we we were there

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got a sniff of

osama bin laden

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last week
black and i were

sniffin in london

tryin to read

th guy that owns harrods

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we got some

visions i

still processing

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he's jumped th border

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gettin awful warm in pakistan

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Nirvana
'Lithium'
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this cross border region
sp ghard toread

ya climb into some cunts head and

their picture
of where they ar eis

not wot th map fuckin shows

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we trackin osama by
his psychic trail

th litle boys

overawed by th man

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how far down is backtrail are th cia

"and how fuckin much use would it bee to us"

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i'll talk to my contacts in asio black

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"ok"

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we ferret out things

i dont believe that oen for a seccond

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he not move as often

as th tales say

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makes too many waves

but i did get a return

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one of my rotten egss

on th internet

found it;s home

th cunt thought about it and

talked

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?
'?'
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joe walsh
life's been good to me so far

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oh dear

a real psychic killer witchdoctor
makin

large death threats

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we'll use th
disasters

in yr countries

th natural

disasters

a ful week before they happen

in this cunts name

just like we did

in norhtern poaksitans earthquake

an ugly business

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only gave one nights notice
when the

oz witchdoctor
pointed the bone of death at

the islamic terrorist cunts

fuck it was a big earthquake hey osama

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nearly got ya

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so close

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yr ppl cant handle it mate

yr religion

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theyll have to remove you

they rely on those peasants

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if i get another big oen
that;ll be three

biblical hits

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i'm carryin
360 thousand

dead souls
in th eyes

plus th oens form my former life

u got me that job mother

stop whinging

i glad about it now

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been a long time sinc ei seen
20 ak 47s

hangin loose off

ppl

"cunts had em pointed at my head"

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mad yugoslav

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in titos yugoslavia

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weapons training as a child

here fire this

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i thought we were dear hunting

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hmm

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wot are my parents raising me to be

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my stpefather
escaped this country
with a german luger in is hand

2o odd yrs earlier

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Laurie Anderson
'Big Science'
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jumpin th border

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wont faze me mate

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just inspecting my memory

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he took me into th yugoslav forests

and taught me to hunt

and she

got me job

wi th gypsie mafia

runnin down gyspies for money in th showgrounds

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th old man
knew wot i did for a living

used to come aroudn th back of th

front

th shop

we worked out of

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every psyhci
who read smy aura

after they get opver th psychci shock

so many deaths

see u dad

still hangin around

no threat to me now just

watchin his adopted son

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killed my mother

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took time to wear th cunt
still bein by my shoulde rbut

so many psychics over th yrs

would all
stare and point

no he;s there

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th real ones just

i watch th shivers

runnin up and down their psines

i knwo a real psychic

when i scare th shit outta one

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if they dont

means they;v ehad time to accept it or

they readin magic
backwards and

quoting einstein but

soem of my kills are

fuckin nasty

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in th eyes they

look away

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nuthin in there man

took th sex change program t put asomethin in there and

i still got my testicles

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The Stranglers
'Golden Brown'
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was necessary for balance

but my half brother

regrets nuthin

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our upbringing

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i didnt liek that my
hunting rifle

was setup for a lefthander

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and th arguments wi th old man
it too powerful old man

and then we;d slip into
talkin

spark arrestors

cause ya cant buy

silencers

these things

stop ya settin fire to th grass

cant sell it as a silencer

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some things i
coulednt even tlel th old man

some htigns he couldnt ell me

his bent coppe rmates

told me some stories

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?
'?'
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Metallica
'Metallica - The Four Horsemen'
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all i know is

marko was banned from playin soccer for life

from when he played in sydney

wouldnt let me play

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when i played centre

five eight

with wests jersey on

rugby league football

th cunt nearly smield but

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when i went up a weight division

hooker

ya do get to swing th first punch dad but

smalles t guy in th team

i knwo th second rowers
will take revenge

so i throw th first punch

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playin dirty int h scrum

i got banned
well

th old lady pulled me out
i broke one too many bones

why i stopepd tae kwon do

other ppl's bones are weak

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not my bones gettin broken

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ah well

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th old lady
woudlnt talk to me for

weeks man

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i was happy playin centre

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crazy shit
playin with gusy
thre eyrs older than me and

i get beaten up every week
instead of evry secodn week

wehn th cunts could catch me

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my back rowers

were tasked with lookin after my skin

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four of theirs tryin to take me out

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still yellina t bret to
hand off

on th

line

i'm ont h groudn with
five guys beatin fuck out of me but

th ball is

still runnin down th lien and

we'll score another trie

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really fast wingers

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i could never run tht fast

to wrk th edges

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City High
'Why'
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my question too psychic diary

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kuta lady;s magic is

still gettin stronger every day

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we can up th risk factor

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not that it was
low to start with

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luv ya;s
fuckign HARD

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pirate jenny
"black"

'the land surfer"

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p.s.

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Gorillaz
'Clint Eastwood'
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