Subject: lifestyles of th poor and infamous
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lifestyles of th poor and infamous
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bourbon
"check"
marijuana
"check"

ok i'm ready
hi psychic blog

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david byrne
'like humans do'(radio edit)
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sorry man

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ingesting flying drugs

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.
.

went surfing
in th city

at lunch time
on one wheel

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dont remember a lot
i was half cut

it's not all bad bein
poor

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got a problem with my black job

which is all good

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but th money will dry up

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gorillaz
'dare'
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weird
bein told yr talented and

ya cant afford to buy th bitch
a cup of coffee

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ya got nice tits though

and skinny legs and

gave me a huge smile

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i'll take that smile

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i remember
cause i've been asleep half th day

playin on th grass
in th botanic gardens

makin it down to th river edge
without fallin off

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i found this wall

where th fuck was that pauli ?

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"umm"

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"tryin to retrace our route"

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"hit new territory"

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"roma street"

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thanks

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i found a hoel in th wall
i could sleep in

if i had to

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am i goin streetie again black ?

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limp bizkit
'hot dog'
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i got a cup of coffee
with th streeties

a free one from th
van

and took it for a ride

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swervin around posts
with half a cup of coffee

th fuckin suspension unicycle
is good at this

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man i jumped some gutters today

a bigger crowd

forcin me off th pavement

to play amongst th cars

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oh hello

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think i ran a coupel red lights

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fuckin bourbon and
drugs

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th town clown was

in brisvegas today

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livin out past th edge though

it might be a temporary return

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black still wont let me

surf thru

the fortitude valley

apologies to my strete friends

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havent sung there in five months

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joe jackson
'real men'
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down where th gay bars are

chock full of straights these days

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my twin brother
got sick of

girls and
guys

sittin on our legs
while we sang

neither of em fuck

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unrequited love
and drugs and

rock n roll

we had to retire
rock n roll paulie

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long dead
rock n roll george is

whinging but

i'm sorry man

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after six yrs
of

rolling
around

on one wheel
making music

i cant even do it for my blog anymore

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it doesnt pay and
it doesnt get me laid

sufficient

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and i make
more smiles on dials

if i stay on th wheel

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th new fucker
bounces

man

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love that monoshock suspension

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laurie anderson
'sharkeys night'
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hey sharkey
"how th fuck are ya ?"

good man

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still doin speed runs
thru th posts hey man

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and th pigs are

as complacent as ever

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been doin it so long
they barely see me

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ben cullum
'these are the days/i get a kick out of you'
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met some nice ppl though

today

surfin thru th city

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and scared shit
out of th usual amount of

sprites

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hey it's my fuckin playground

i dont care all u cunts are at work

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wasnt drunk enough though
not one

huge stack

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jeez th cameras are
proliferating though

gettin hard
to surf thru crowds

without bein filmed

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dodgin thru
street furniture and

cuttin off pedestrians

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this one chick
today

man she propped
sorry dear

nice tits

u know

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sure ya do

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just
twist th uni and

a little slide and

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oasis
'fucking in the bushes'
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yr pretty nimble
on that set of

high heels

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and yr legs go all th way up

and make cunts of themselves

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"u alright pirate jenny ?"

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i saw a stunner

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"wot else is new ?"

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gave her a fright but
she smiled at me

"like i said"
"wot else is new"

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least i kept my
dunlop volley sandshoes

on today
th beast rides better

in bare feet but

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too naked for
lunch time in th capital city

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butthole surfers
'pepper'
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man i have a good life

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"cant buy th sexy bitch a coffee"

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good
it'll keep me out of her pants

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"famous last words"

nicole kidman;s bottom

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i found another
floating platform
to fuck around on
i lke

ridin on

loose surfaces

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tool
'hooker with a penis'
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fuck off computer
strawberry isnt a loose surface

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hot redhead doesnt cut it

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man i miss ya

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spin me evry time i

spoke at ya

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my iq drops by
twenty points and

i say all th wrong things

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and my twin brother
black

th one percenter in me
respects ya

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drivin into town today
to go

play

a bourbon between my legs and

marijuana in th
centre console

i had soem kind thought of you today

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made me wet

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still spun by jen
why does she give such good cuddle

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i know
u love her too

u me and
five others

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something for kate
'captain'(million miles an hour)
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coupel of weeks ago
jen and i

half my age and
gay as

we split a sixpack of rum and
talked till one am

ah shit
th only gay chick i know

that was still
exclusivley licking pussie has

fallen off th wagon

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all my gay lady friends have

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still spitin about boys
and fuckin one stupid

ah well
it makes ya better lovers

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th once gay chick
is way better in th sack

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up for th game

who can get th most orgasms

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oh dear
never met a boy

who can get
multiple female orgasms

poor thing

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machine gun fellatio
'all of them ladies'
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no matter
how bad

my nuts are aching

and that's an every day thing
bein allergic to girls

if u just lay there

i'll leave half way thru

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driven all my girlfriends nuts

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fuck paulie
naked in a bed
with two others

i turned down sex

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"she was fertile"

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i dont do condoms man
only been able to buy em

five yrs or so
screwed too long without em

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and she wants a kid

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fuck

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two gashes out of my left shoulder
from low flying trees

performing

in th
city

surfers paradise

for th

high school leavers and

i'm turning down a threesome

happy to cuddle till we all fall asleep

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comfortably numb
after a huge ride

surf thru
surfers

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am i mad ?

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i cant just
have another kid

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oasis
'fucking in the bushes'
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not with my magic

and our family's testicle curse

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is everybody ok if i
take this slowly

ok

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they love me

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it's been a coupel of weeks
can my diary stand it

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dammit

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a musician
and his girlfriend
tryin to lay me after

we sang together

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normally th girlfriend

doesnt wade in too

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almost used to
th muso tryin to fuck me

singin liek a girl
like i do

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damn
she's fertile

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arlo guthrie
'highway in the wind'
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th unicycle
owns my soul

kept me alive and

it;s my wheelchair

it drags me

out to play

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th damn things
wont let me

live with another chick

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when th sex stops
and th unicycle

still isnt gettin ridden enough

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last time
black bailed me out

sacked both of my girlfriends for

underperforming

th sex has gone
under oen day in two

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i'm just a wee bit skittish

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do re mi
'man overboard'
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i slept th night

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damaged performer

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and we've spoken briefly since

still warm

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i still feel th love

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and fear it

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i've dropped into
another skatebowl

one one wheel
on a man;s bike

since
scares me less

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just because ya love me
doesnt mean

u'll look after me
when we fight

u'll use th fact
i'm allergic to girls

to hurt me

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only every girl
before u

has said that

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and we will fight

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my female personality is
rambunctious

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do as i pls

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is how i ran several bitches
isnt it

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i'm goin to th pub
i'll be back sunday

goin to see my weekend bitch
well if u could keep up

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the black eyed peas
'hands up'
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so she fuck me stupid
one time

before i leave

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but morticia
whose itch

can go off

twelve times in a day

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would still do me twice

that night

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then i'd slip into surfers

whiel she slept

chardonnay slept

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till i returned

after singin

six hours
with a muso mate

at half six
am

and do me another time

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i was spoiled then and

still

lifestyles of th poor and infamous

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my old dance partner
at surfers

th redhead
is ringin again

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fuck

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jewel
'cleveland'
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i jammed with
joshie and th boys

in th front room

a coupel weeks ago

joshie nearly took off one of my nipples

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is it any wonder
i 've stopped singin in th street

i got enough trouble

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and this
dark haired
norwegian girl

still in my mind

one night

singin in th fortitude valley mall

i'll never forget u

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i was playin th heartbeat druma nd
singin liek a girl and

fuck u can dance

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but
michael

ha da bitch
haul him off th street

and johnno went back to th states and

mika went hoem to NZ and

the buskers jam at dawn

on a sunday morn

died

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ram jam
'black betty'
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and too many of my muso mates
are tryin to fuck me

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that party last yr

with his boyfriend cryin on th steps

i sat with im on th steps

not here to hurt u

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and his menagerie

seven bent chicks

all goin off

inside

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but wot a voice

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we dropped into
three part harmony
with th guitar and

one of th menagaerie
says he overuses th big voice

i smiled and

joined him for a bit

thru th chorus and said

yeah but he can

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follow him note for note and

we sang in th street together

many many hours

we nail th harmonies

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blur
'girls and boys'
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he got drunk
coudlnt keep his hands off me and

th emnagerie
g ot cut at me

and his boyfriend and

that chick outside

not complimentary

then cuddle up for a cone and

a ciggie

til i wander back inside
to go sing like a girl

half naked
with th birthday boy

jumpin all over me

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needed therapy after that night

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waddya mean

i'm a prettier girl than u are

ah fuck dear

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i need another drink

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.
.

just

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i'm 44 for fuck's sake

for twelve yrs

th docs said

have a sexchnage

for yr rotten testicles

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and i'm still
not cool with th attention

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t-rex
'telegram sam'
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it;s just
rock n roll hey mark

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all artists are fucked in th head

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but i fuckin love singing and miss

wanderin liek a honey bee

from busker to busker

singin with five of my mates

in one night

surfin the

fortitude valley

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it had a romantic side

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from my perspective

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fuck i miss ya rock spider

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and jess

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brother julian

dan

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bradley

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wild haired blonde piano playin man

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my hair has gone rank man

it's past

aboriginal elder hair

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th afro is dropping

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blind melon
'no rain'
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no-one else
signs this in th street johnno

i got more
freedom

in th background

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jane
never wanted to be a singer

just a dancing girl

jeez u could fuck

destroy a bed

i just wanna be th backing singer

but without rules

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i dont sing th bit off th record

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u can

if u want to

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rather go where i'm goin

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and th guy
ont hguitar

he aint complaining

nor th crowd of twenty

sittin and
chillin

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if ya want th original
go and play it at home

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jamming in th streets

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th guy
with th leica camera

who stalks us
has freaked out two

of my singing partners

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the red hot chilli peppers
'track no16'
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cameras are fucked

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but occasionally
i'll stop

so th two pretty blondes

can have a photo taken with me

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grin and bear it

fuckin common

blondes

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they're always blonde

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i get more camera exposure

than my mates

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gettin th unicycle sideways

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th camera phones are killin me

they;re takin shots at night now

flashes goin off

in th crowd i;m surfing

some shooting video

in low light

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it;s gotten so bad

i no longer see th cameras

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i used t run from them

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i'm havin a midlife crisis

go away

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just surfing

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preset studio keepers
'come together'(hallen)
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my life is at least
interesting

at least to me

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got to be a joker
he just do wot he pls

-

lyric

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aint alive otherwise

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lose some weight dude

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seriously

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i;'d give ya that headjob

even take my teeth out

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yr girlfriend is pretty cool

cute too

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such a boy

for a girlie boy

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i cant help bein complex

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just me

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and black

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can ya handle my
one percenter brother

th killer

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i dunno

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he;s carryin
325000 witchdoctor kills

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shakespears sister
'catwoman'
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half burned out

psychic killer

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th kadaitcha man
can be a cunt to live with

like all th figures of history i guess

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so fuckin blunt

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i dont need t be quiet

i'
m a witchdoctor

and th pigs
leave
me mostly

alone

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i get away

will all sorts of shit

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i was once
vice president
of a motorcycle club

it's in my

blood

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th one percenter in me

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why i'm in love with strawberry

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she grew up
in th

one percenter environment
with harleys everywhere

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hard t offend

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gorillaz
'dare'
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when my bike lived inside

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bought a sixpack this morning

this guy

tyin on
a carton

to th bakc of his
1100 honda

hey man
brings back memories

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painting th fridge
in rubber and
bits of slate tile

at
the farm

ten acre party house
in

the gap

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grow old

disgracefully

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eighteen months

we told the man to get fucked

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made me infamous

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the dirty little murderers boys

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and i was
a minder

at th fairground

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i've been laid

in th doorway

of a nightclub

whiel th bouncers

just watched on

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chris isaak
'baby did a bad bad thing'
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yeah

i guess

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fucked bein well hung

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if u were
well hung
and

out there

in th street

known by everybody and

fucking
sweet morticia

head witch of th gold coast

then u could do it to

pudknocker

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money

ya dont need money

to live
like a rockstar

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how do ya do that man ?

"cause i fuckin feel like it"

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ok black

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fuck we';ve lived

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ever had a headjob
in th middle of th bike pack

from th hot chick
with th big tits

ridin in yr sidecar

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george michael
'freedom 90'
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have to pinch myself soemtimes

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i get offered
headjobs

whiel surfin
in th traffic

after midnight

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live outrageously
at least

i lived

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and continue

to live

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th beast
nippleclamp

monoshock suspension unicycle
took me for a gorgeous fly

this very day
thru th capital city

without incident and
i saw th usual amount of nice pussie

smilin at me

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see her at her best
no shit looks

first thing in th morning

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i should carry a wireless

webcam

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buried in my
sharkfin
wizard hat

one day

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show some

street reality

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this guy got knifed
and murdered

other side of th mall
while we were singin and

we saw none of it
thru our dancing

crowd

"and we played on"

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edie brickhill
'what i am'
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dont know exactly wot i am

a psychic freak i guess

but i have fun

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the age of conformity

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not queenslanders man

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xmas is coming

i always starve after xmas

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in my disabled employment meeting

last week

i copped to being a unicycle freak

they just smile man

they dont reach in their pockets for their wallet

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i cant make money out of it
it;s my

wheelchair

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and i cant get along with the man
the councils

public liability is killin me

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jimmy barnes
'flame trees'
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so where do i put my hat man ?

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my crowd is th whoel place

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i'm on every street

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just th fuckin

fool on th hill

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grinning inanely cause

i just cleared
two hundred posts and

i only hit three
and didnt fuckin fall off

and still
th fuckhead in th crowd

asks me

where's my other wheel ?

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i got th mp3 playuer
wound right up but

i can hear th cunt

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if it was later in th day
i'd tell him to get fucked

disrespectful cunt

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i know one day
i'll have t put one of these cunts

in hospital
and get on th news doin it

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for my unicycle

brothers and sisters

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us extreme unicyclists are

a mean bunch

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where's my other fuckin wheel
do i look as unco as u cunt

liek i fucking need it

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this is a man;s bike

how long u wanna go to hospital for

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it;s not a safety bicycle cunt

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six months
fortitude valley

i am fucking annoyed

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?
'you might be a redneck'
+++

if i rode by
on a safety bicycle

would u be mouthin off at me ?

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the red hot chilli peppers
'californication'
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ya see these fuckin veins ?

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how much muscle th beast builds

+++

i'll remember my
three yrs of kickboxing training and

use my
fourty kilometer an hour

unicycle legs and
give u a hospital visit

nobody will forget
and all on video

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i'll snap one day

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i do somethin amazin
and th smartarse cunt

has given me an insult
thinkin he's payin me a

compliment
and made a funny

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if he asks for a backflip

he's goin in an ambulance

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he's looked me up and down

and cant

get past the

withering stare

not surprised

it;s got

325000 dead ppl in it

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cop this withering stare cunt

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one percenter unicyclist comin thru

no fuckin brakes

i am not joking madam

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butthole surfers
'pepper'
+++

ok
i miss singin th lesbian blues

will ya hurry up
and get off bitch
i wanna go nightclubbing

in th strete

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it unhinges
some of th older owmen
specially if she thought i was a

black chick

on account of th hair
and th voice

till i turned around

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ah well

+++

good porn

and pirated music

waits for no man

later psychic blog

.
.
.

pirate jenny

"black - 009"

beeing twin souls together in

the land surfer

[pronounced as always]
[the kadaitcha man of australia]

{the wizard of aus}

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p.s.

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gorillaz
'feel good inc.'
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fuck yeah computer

wandered downstairs for a bourbon

sophie formica on telly

make anyone smile...