Licence to Kill
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doctor death's psychic blog

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oasis
'wonderwall'
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so where does yr licence to kill come from

tetraplegia ?

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mine's tradition

aboriginal witchdoctor tradition

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because i can
demonstrate th gift

and prove it
scientifically

makes me the man

kuta witchdoctor 009

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and tradional law

bein recognised

in australian law

the australian aboriginal secret service

has a semi legal status

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yr not gunna tell me

you work for my agency are ya dear

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i'll get over it

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john williamson
'true blue'
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look
i'm havin a short break over xmas

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if th terrorist cunts

do us any damage

while i'm away

i'll do liek usual and

kill in th thousands

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we always have retribution

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th one that really spun th agency though

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fucked with their heads

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was when we posted

on tripod

a psychic prediction
about a terrorist attack

we had coming

-kuta beach one

and umm

we followed that

with a picture of

A

HUGE WAVE

and written

here
cop this ya terrorist cunts

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course

i rode over kuta

th mountain

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my drug hell
'girl at the bus stop'
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yeah ok kuta

without drugs

fuckin hard for me

sore nuts boy

allergic to chicks

i rode over th whole mountain

of kuta

mt coot tha

12 days before they bombed us

at kuta beach

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wasnt till

after th tsunami had struck aceh and

i pulled out of my records

me screamin
on june 25

i'm sick of
predicting mass death
i'll be back in six months exactly

and start again on my job

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th clue of course being

i hadnt actually predicted

any mass deaths

at that point

just a few odds and sods

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then of course i

went back and found

wher ei'd not ed th

terrorist attack coming and

here

cop this huge wave'

ya terrorist cunts

th pic was of a HUGE surf wave

a big roller

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i'm just psychic and

put th two events together

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before either of em happened

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black eyed peas
'my humps'
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i fuckin suffered

ridin over kuta
without pot

suffered bad

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not a big mountain
th old kuta
volcano

but big enough for a disabled boy

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write in my psychic blog
another day

hey dr death
this is yr day

i'm pointin th bone of death ya
and fucked up

only asked to kill one

and wrote in th curse

but there are two dr deaths

sure enough

dr azahari
comes along

on day 12

dead as a maggot

with a bunch of bullets in his head

not my doing
i just asked for dr death

to be dead

not th instrument

the singer

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singer of my tribe

is th loose translation of

kadaitcha man

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i sing
to the bone of death

like my
ancient ghost friends

and sing of th miscreants misdeeds
and within a couple weeks

they drop dead

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i got creative

with christopher skase

run off with aussie money and

laughed at us

laughed at our courts and

laughed at our journos

i'm laughing

dragged u behind my car
to yr death

in this here psychic blog
seven days christopher

before u died of

natural causes

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a sweet kill
for a religion named after

th honey of
a stingless bee

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kylie minogue
'secret'(take you home)
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i enjoy

my licence to kil

very much

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i especially liek
striking
in response to soemthing

that hasnt happened yet

and devastating

my target

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whoever dies
with th most toys

wins

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hey smiling assassin

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from kuta beach

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i got yr bomb maker

and a few of yr friends

i still get to do you

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tenacious d
'explosivo'
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and all legal of course

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just

th collateral damage

can be hell

i wore

95000

in th northern pakistan earthquake

wot i get for

pointin th bone of death

at the islamic terrorist cunts

the very soul of th problem pls lord

th night before

in this

very
very lethal

psychic blog

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kylie minogue
'i feel for you'
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that's good mini gooey

cause i dont

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i'm fully recovered
from my psychic injuries

th old action reaction shit
and ready to play again

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th last one was a doozey

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i dunno man

as an empath
i;t s way more fun

to go for th

big kills

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that 400 ppl dyin

typhoon

we refused to lay clues to

but were talkin about

just before it hit

not enough ppl died man

and we got no beef with those ppl

good islander ppl

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no backwards clues for u

not a kindness

to know when yr gunna die

why i'l know

when i'm gunna die

probly write about it
six months to th day

before it hits

if ever

i am stuck in puberty

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one in four billion they tell me

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at 44

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the panel
'opening theme'
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scares fuck out of me

will i ever die ?

i drop

over skatebowl walls

on prototype unicycles

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rehab
'it dont matter'
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sure doesnt

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something in my genes

oh

a pope

allergic to girls

a papal curse

ah fuck man

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so my

long dead ancestor

was

the head inquisitor

of th french inquisition

hmmm

that explains a lot man

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they made ya pope and

u chose

benedict

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farout man

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and my mother

said her

second cousin

sang

radar lvoe

with th band

golden earring

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jeez i'm a charmed fucker

with a real live curse

cant sit next to woman
without my nuits aching

ah marijuana

i'm smarter than my testicles

i'm 009

i do th hardest thing i can do

for a boy with sore balls

from smelling female pheremones

24/7

i ride a unicycle

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flying lizards
'the best things in life are free'(i want money)
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course i
smoke pot first

and th first six months were

sheer hell

my heart stopped five times

but i was living in a house

with a woman i wasnt fucking

009 tortured again

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i avenge australian deaths

because i can

and do

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kuta lady hasnt picked her

double o number yet

but she will

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easy stars all stars
'us and them'
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our secret service

is so good at hiding

it;s been in th open

killing umm

325000 ppl

on th internet

over five and half yrs

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every now and then we have to

expose th witchdoctor

because too many exposures

are made of th witchdcotor's

shade

the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta

carries too many dead

to be photgraphed willy nilly

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th future is whingin at me

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cause th future ghosts exist

same as

the dead ones

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yr still usin my principals

arent u tetraplegia ?

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hi george

long time no see

martian flatcat brother

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- i thought we established
- i was yr son who escaped

u are u

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everywhere i looked

th fuckin forever eyes

saw humanity

until she got

two hundred million light yrs
from th nearest human

that i could

focus

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and foudn oen of my fuckin kids htere

hey george

top song

inth lsit

unbder

All music

in media player is

Child in time

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sweet kuta

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cause my vision extends
backwards and
forwards

in time

i saw humanity everywhere

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we do make it

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i got a complaint in

with th complaints beaureu

int h future

about th

shit in a can

in my vision of th heavens

i consider it unfair

to have to look

past their

shit carts

flyin off to

some agri world

just cause

we're ina section of space

where htey'll pass by

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i've carted shit for a living

driving th

septic tanker

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violent femmes
'intro'
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i dont mind wot yr doin

just

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ram jam
'black betty'
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there's so fuckin many of em

how many flying fuckin cities in space are there ?

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i know
we dont colonise worlds

will ya stop teasing me ?

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livinw ith

th only thign we have to fear

is th sky falling on our heads

another dinosaur killer meteor

th scientists have been screaming

ever since they figured out

it's our greatest danger

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we live on an accretion ball

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if we just
party hard

and live to make money
our kid's kids will

die under a hail of rock

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24/7

rocks fall out of th sky

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i live
on a planet

with no
intelligent life

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for fuck's sake

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and we spew our
electrical signals out into th void

and th fuckers have hit

alcor

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david essex
'rock on'
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i'm not impressed

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well

my biggest kill so far

is 200 thousand ppl

which is

kinda biblical

but umm

i get stronger

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and th fuckin idiots

are runnin around

liek fat lazy pigs

tryin to steal land from each other

whiel it falls on their heads

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bright

real bright

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fightin ove rlimited resources

cant get togetehr

to

push ou heads back

and look up

into th night time sky

and see
infinite resources

endless land

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and i am fuckin sick

of these future cunts

laughin at me

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cause i live
in th age of stupidity

wouldnt fuckin be where ya are
without us

are u absolutely
positively sure

i cant whack u uptime ?

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kevin bloody wilson
'cum chin mi gurlflen'
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i know i already

have one

proof

i can do that

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well mind yr fuckin tongues

i might be primitive

but i am fucking lethal

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one day

i'

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bjork
'one day'
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th gift gets better

every day

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one day

i'll knock off a star

just reach out

it go blewey

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an infinite universe

if i had to build it

wot would i use ?

an infinitely small particle

so yr
not really there

are ya ?

for every action
there's an equal
and opposite reaction

so reality is
it;s exact opposite

and why th
universe is wired backwards

it shouldnt exist
but it does

bit liek me

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fuck i hate that
th yanks were right

in their pursuit of

bullshit

shits me to tears

reality is
bullshit

means

anythign is possibel and

one day

i will

decide we've ahd enough of that particular

star group

and their thieving ways

let's do th lot in

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some always survive

hey tetraplegia

didnt get th whole

supernova
migration i see

why yr in semi disgrace

and th universe got th story

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if it wasnt for th pictures

that they keep takin of me

i'd stay in th newsgroups forever

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peter gabriel
'steam'
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we took a wrong turn when we went to petrol

half th secrets are in

steam

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bout th time we decided

th unicycle and penny farthing

were too hard

and invented

the safety bicycle

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brizzy city council

lump unicycle and penny farthing

with safety bicycle

hmmm

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i dont ride a girls bike

which i did time for

community service for

not wearin a safety helmet on

at th steam museum

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u sure th world is sane ?

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hunters and collectors
'the slab'
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bunch of mad old collectors

in love with

steam

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wot shits me is

th whole of th last century

future history

is very disparaging of

they cut it off at 1900 and

resume in 2000

th history

of the age of stupidity is

not serious history

an hundrd yrs where

humanity

took leave of it;s senses

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i hate reading future history paulei

i'm aussie

we already got a chip on our shoulder

"then read who gets th first moon base up and runnin dear"

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do re mi
'theme from jungle jim'
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we got

liek twenty odd millon ppl

yr kiddin me

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i know we ran two

olympic games

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alright tetraplegia
how big does

the united states of austral-asia grow

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oh ok

they don call it the earth
i live on

thousand islands

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well ya cant tell an alien yr
home's name is

mud

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or that yr star's name is

sun

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gotta climb outta th mud at some fuckin stage

look up and go

yummie

endless land

i'm for that

u watch how fat i get

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betetr than

drownin in th mud

liek in th flood

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nirvana
'on a plain'
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one

huge sea of mud

when th sun cools

and if th nambie pambies get their way

soem fucker
will still be givin tickets

for not wearin a safety helmet

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the universe
is not fucking safe

u have th word

of th strongest psychic this planet;s had

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fuck safety man

i'd rather be alive

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and see my children's children's children

raping planets

while livin safely in

space

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and not on a mud ball

waitin for more land to come sailin down

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how do ya think th fuckers grow ?

a dirty big moon with craters all over it

sails across our skjy

every month

all lit up

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i dont admit to killing intelligent life

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portishead
'all mine'
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"tetra says she reckons we'll get off"

"on th charges"

she's got a fuckin history book

"so"

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"mass murderer"
there is no mass

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fuckoff stupid peasants

ya bother me

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pirate jenny
and
"black - 009"

in the adventures of th land surfer

at good blogging stations everywhere

in th unknown universe

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limp bizkit
'rollin'(uncensored)
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