it never happened ok
+++

hmm

gday psychic blog
ya cunt

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U2
'bad'
+++

sorry
i swore

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half cut

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i knew something was up

death in th air

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stopped at kuta lady's
nobody home yet

dropped thru
wayne juniors

same

so i went to town
and surfed on one wheel

for a couple hours

and dropped back into wayne juniors

big al died yesterday

cancer

fuckin cancer

stayed awhile and
share dof my good fortune

i come brearing drugs and
alcohol

and dropped back to kuta lady;s

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fuck girl
yr ex girlfriend
has moved out and

yr ex boyfriend has moved in

+++
blood sweat and tears
'spinning wheel'
+++

we chatted

i mentioned th show weeds

i'd heard about

she bein my ex dealer

so she flicked it on
and then rang her
ex dealer

so she could have a kack too

ah man

first time i seen it

and i'd just blown th bitch out

primo weed

a coupel real nice bongs and

guess wot i'm payin for half an oz

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smack in th middle of

weeds

+++

course i
gave her a half hour backrub

+++

dont wanna interfere
between u and yr boyfriend

who;s still at work but
if ya carryin tits that size

ya gotta have back massages

+++

we had fun

+++

shoulda seen th smile
on th other charmed one;s face
when i said i was goin there next

funny as

+++

no shit babe
for half an oz

we'd have to cut in
her dealer

a mate of mine but
been a long time since i

ran garbage bags full of pot

+++

nice chunky buds too
nicely manicured

and not th red stringy shit
we been getting

i dont reckon it;s skunk

+++
eskimo joe
'older than you'
+++

have we gone back
to an older strain ?

+++

tastes different

+++

huge buds

+++

but not he
snow whit ebuds

fuck knows how he made them
had to like ya

to throw ya some

was always as an
extra

we knew they were laced

we just never questioned

+++

angel dust is bad shit

+++

rip down trees
from th top down

every leaf
every twig

utter destruction

+++

seven of us

+++

i'd have to cut in her dealer

we're old mates

the gap boys

+++
budgie
'breadfan'
+++

cmon babe

i can push more
if i go one step above u

+++

if i'm gunna run drugs again

do it fuckin properly

+++

a couple of big drops and

they do th
manicuring

+++

cant put
big buds in

little baggies

a 25
just doesnt look right

+++

i know babe

it was a fuckin big 25 wasnt it

+++

shoulda seen barbie girl's

25's

her husband

nearly took my nipple off th other week

thanks for th formal invite for xmas

fuck yr boyfriend

+++

for big al's wake
we've each been asked

to bring a musical intrument
al loved th jams

i'll have to bring a drum
too many guitars

and hope joshie brings a kit
so i can sing as well

but lead will be
michael if he;s there

al;s son

gorgeous voice

and about th only rap i can stand

+++

i think babe
they makin it a
musical thing

i'll take ya

+++

u'd always fuck off with yr girlfriend
before we started jammin soild

+++

we can bring him
he bled all over my guitar

fingers

+++

dont give a fuck wot they think
i'm paulie

+++

xmas family
you better fuckin be there

+++
powderfinger
'baby i've got you'(on my mind)
+++

a half hour back massage
ah man

+++

half my age and

huge tits

+++

and her back is killin er

+++

sit down here babe

+++

did ya think yr
ex girlfriend was gunna hang around
just cause she said she would

+++

i dont say yr name
get over it

+++

back with her ex girlfriend

well

when we split that six pack of rum

th other week

till one am

and kuta lady chucked daggers at us

i remember laughin at both of ya

pretendin to both of yr exes
that i wasnt there

+++

oh dear

+++

isaac is home

+++
violent femmes
'blister in the sun'
+++

and u will play this for me cunt

+++

went off to say hi to his mum

been on th road for eons

+++

positive thinking brother

+++

weeds was fun

more so with my ex dealer

and a better wholesale price

+++

th empath in me got off
which u already know

cow

+++

gotta give to receive

+++
led zeppelin
'gallows pole'
+++

will she tell her boyfriend

th witchdcotor

came around to rub her back and

push drugs down her throat

and tell er

weeds aint a magic show

is about

weed

and turn th fucker on

+++

nice tits
we both got wet

is that a redhead ?

+++

strawberry aint flavour of th month

i think there's some crossed wires

and i think i'm

partially responsible

+++

bugger

+++

she's not blaming me

another guy

+++

if yr ex girlfriend
has moved back in with her bitch

i'll have to go callin

swear th bitch banned me from visiting

+++

is polite when i land
whinges after

"and during"
and u just stare th bitch down

and pour rums down her girlfriend;s throat

+++

"nice tits"
she knows

+++

"i was with em th night they got together"
she knows

+++

"ok"

+++

"too far inside their relationship"
"start a fight every time i enter th door"
so when are we visiting

"when i feel liek it"

+++
big audio dynamite II
'the globe'
+++

it;s how much noise ya make

"i know"

+++

"told her how to keep me quiet"

+++

yr a wicked cunt

+++

"i told kuta lady about our threesome experience"

+++

th bitch is fertile

and wants a kid

ah man

+++

dont look at me like that

+++

i know wot i said to yr ex girlfriend

+++

she's kept my messages

+++

i'm fucked up about it ok

+++

weird

yr ex girlfriend
talks to th boy in me

black

and u talk to jenny

when th three of us are together

i fuckin spin

+++

but we still do it

+++
flying lizards
'the best things in life are free'(i want money)
+++

kuta family

+++

she's th new
local witchdoctor of kuta

th bitch would message me
when th pain hit bad

alright wot;s th problem ?

+++

stuff drugs down my throat

while i bathed

so we could travel

to go pick up her girlfriend

young lesbians in love

and savages testicles dont mix

+++
the verve
'bittersweet symphony'
+++

but we have a friendship

+++

twice their age
all their parents

looked three tiems at me

her ex girlfriends mum

said i was th wildest thing

she;d ever dragged in her door

ever

+++

and we';ve done th last
three or four
xmases together

+++

but we wont have al this yr

+++

will hillary
lob in th door

in th pouring rain

with a girl in an electric wheelchair

this yr

+++

so cute and

caring for this girl

+++

where's yr boyfriend

th dj

+++

me and joshie
carted her upstairs in th pouring rain

and then we all jammed for a couple hours

while u screamed at us
not to smoek pot in front of her

th whoel fuckin family smokes

wot were u thinkin ?

+++

course i did a coupel back flips

i'm th clown

she laughed

+++

ran a coupel red lights in town tonight

arguin with cars and

just goin ballistic

u know

+++

as ya do
when ya surf on a unicycle

half cut

+++

so ok
she;s fuckable ok

happy now ?

+++

i saw jen in a dress once

one of th priviledged few

+++
kevin bloody wilson
'sunday morning'
+++

th thing is jen
i've still
been to more

all girl parties

than i wanna remember

just

leave yr male personality at home

+++

morticia seemed to manage it

+++

it;s u
that demands i be male

in yr presence

why i can catch

every thing flyin past me

if yr there

+++

so ok
am i male or
female

at this yrs

cricket match on xmas day

+++

forgotten wot i did last yr

+++

so if
yr back with yr girlfriend
and she's back
with her boyfriend

xmas day is gunna be interesting again

+++
massive attack
'protection'
+++

i'm arriving drunk

+++

and this yr
i am not gunna be slain by th lesbian

tellin tales about fistfuckin
one of her girlfriends in th arse

+++

and we thought our conversation was wild

+++

and big al and
senior and i

sloped off for a coupel bongs

and a few bourbons

and a singalong

+++

we're gunna miss ya man

+++

all yr diverse personalities and

yr humour

and most especially

yr music

+++

i'm glad we saw ya th other week

and gave ya a cuddle

and yr lady friend

stuck by ya till th end

special man

+++

i hope wherever ya are
yr causin arguments and

twisting heads

+++
coldplay
'yellow'
+++

thank u man

taken me back to th surf

on th surf unicycle

with sabrina

fuckin hot dancin queen

danish spanish cross

wild

drive with a whiskey in her lap

+++

huge smile

+++

ok dude
gorgeous tits and

a skinny arse

+++

and could drag her pussie

down th dance floor

no shit

+++

every chick in th place hated her

+++

such low self esteem

she couldnt figure out why

+++

but used it all th same

+++

ah man

+++

throw me in er car

and take me dancin til four am

i gotta drive a truck

at seven am

and it's

a hundred and fifty k's

in that direction

+++

mortica would fuck me five times

on a sunday

knowing

u were takin me out to play

+++
herbie
'right type of mood'
+++

i'll say

+++

one girlfriend draining u
before ya take up with th next

but morticia

would drive down th hill

in my time with bree

and drop in for a coffee

+++

fuck it was weird

+++

th day
we took ya
to get yr hair cut

freaked out th hairdressers

+++

not used t weird threesomes
droppin in and

bein overt

+++

on that day

we were all in love

+++

i giggled all day

+++

and still went dancin with lee that night

i dunno man

+++

lee's ringin again

+++

fuck

+++
eels
'mr e's beautiful blues'
+++

on th dancefloor

she's just

so fluid

+++

i'd give her a back massage
while we danced

we'd both let down

+++

and all night
she;d be knockin back chicks

so straight

+++

and all th gay chicks wanna fuck er

+++

ah well

+++

we'd have fun with it

hey babe

smokin joints

in th girls dunnies

+++

i had soem time alone
with my best friend and

we both got some shit
off our chest

+++
unknown artist
'track 1'
+++

it;s pj harvey

+++

remember yr readin soembody;s diary

and dont be rude

+++
groove armada
'my friend'
+++

if i dont write it down

i dont remember it

+++

i'm only half

of my mind

+++

and till we wrote a dairy

we didnt share memory

we're there together

but we both have memories

of what happened

+++

and just liek with
different ppl

we remember different things

+++

i just want th bare bones

in my diary

+++

to tell me
wot happened in my life

i try to disguise other ppl's identity

wherever possible

but th magic sometimes

makes it's demands

+++

it was a nice way to watch weeds

charmed one

especially for th first time

.
.
.

love ya;s HARD

pirate jenny

"black - 009"

beeing twin souls together in

the land surfer

[pronounced as always]
[the kadaitcha man of australia]

{english translation}
{the wizard of aus}

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p.s.

inxs
'i need you tonight'(extended)