>>>>>> Corey, before your stupid ass winds up in federal prison, you might
>>>>>> want to know a few things...one, it's impossible to produce accurate
>>>>>> looking counterfeit bills with all the security features they put in
>>>>>> them these days (water marks, foil printing, etc). Two...banks will
>>>>>> find out VERY quickly when counterfeit money is being passed off at a
>>>>>> business and all modern day fast food joints are completely wired up
>>>>>> with closed circuit television cameras that will have no problems at
>>>>>> all getting a VERY clear shot of you in your car along with your
>>>>>> license plate number. The FBI will simply review the tapes, make a
>>>>>> list of all the customers passing off bills and then will likely
>>>>>> narrow down the list based on obvious factors and then search the
>>>>>> houses of each suspect and your stupid ass will then be in federal
>>>>>> prison...trust me on this, Corey...your stupid ass doesn't want to go
>>>>>> to a federal prison. Three...most all businesses these days have
>>>>>> these really nifty pens like these:
>>>>>>
http://www.pencity.com/Dri-Mark/images/3513b.jpg
>>>>>> Which are normally automatically used on $50s and $100s and even on
>>>>>> lower bills if they don't "feel right". Employees in the modern work
>>>>>> force are specifically trained and told to be aware of the feel of the
>>>>>> money they're being handed and that if it doesn't "feel right", then
>>>>>> to use the pen and check. And trust me, people who handle money ALL
>>>>>> DAY LONG...it's REAL easy for them to tell the difference between fake
>>>>>> money and real money...especially since in most cases they can simply
>>>>>> look for the foil print and the watermark.
>>>> Hey if I could find a job I would. I'm getting pretty good at giving
>>>> psychic readings, so maybe I will just start scamming people off of
>>>> that. Never know what kind of trouble I'll get into next.
>>>>
Sometimes your dream job isn't all it's cracked up to be either. I
mean I LOVE web design and graphic design for sure, but having to do
it for other people...yeah, it's not really all that thrilling, ya
know? I often find myself going back to less glamorous jobs just
because it gives me a LOT more flexibility with my free lance work.
It really is a comfort being able to turn down some jobs and to work
more on what I want to work on.
I do recommend working at Wal*Mart though, they're one of the few
service oriented companies that really does care about its employees.
They often pay over the minimum wage, they actually give raises (not
just empty promises) and they offer a whole variety of benefits, even
if you're not a full time employee. One of the things I really like
is that you can buy their stock and they'll match 15 cents for every
dollar you put in up to $1,800 a year...which is basically free money
when you think about it. Also they're only just getting into
international setups, so there's HUGE growth potential as they become
more global. You even get free life insurance! Plus a 10%% discount
at all their stores and affiliates. And at Christmas you can get one
item at a 20%% discount. So you could buy like a brand new big screen
television for a $1,000 and only have to pay $800...that's pretty dang
good. The other nice perk is the dress code is so casual, I mean
khaki pants (any shade of brown) and a navy blue t-shirt or long
sleeve shirt of any style and it doesn't have to be tucked in...that's
just freakin awesome.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
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"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
