hey there delilah
+++

i still havent cut my hair

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:19:35]
+++
Paul Oakenfold - Massive Attack Remix
'Unfinished Sympathy'
+++

jst havin a bong
bear with me

.
.
.

here
have a bourbon

+++

damn that bong ws good

+++

th hot blonde is on
at th bottlo and

i ws brief ok

+++

keep it in yr pants dude

+++

i rolled in
whistling

hey there delilah

i must be in a good mood and

she cranked up th
in bottlo music

+++

oh hi

+++

lost in my own world

+++

delilah has a cute arse bt
u already know tht

+++

jump up and down

ok she doesnt have huge tits

+++

it's all good

+++

i looked at th size of th rock

that dodi ws

tryin to give dianna and

jeez it wasnt very big was it

+++

cant see that mega bitch
settlin for a

AUD $24000 engagment ring

+++

she ws a fuckin princess alright

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:24:59]
+++
a flock of galahs
'galahs at sunset'
+++

think th computer agrees with me

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:25:39]
+++
Presidents of the united state
'Dune Buggy'
+++

sorry george

+++

my unborn son
george

has wandered back into th blog

waddya mean yr in frnt of jeannette

i dont
have a boy nxt

+++

damn

+++

it'd break my prediction
set when andrew ws born on th right day and

at th right time

+++

dont ask this question babe

ah fuck

+++

wot;s my nxt child and
wot sex

+++

didnt ask
when

+++

or with who

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:28:18]
+++
Parkway Drive
'Mutiny'
+++

this is fuckin mutiny george

th unborn child

who refused to be born

+++

all yr brothers and sisters are goin apeshit

+++

hasnt obeyed a rule of
the wizard's head

in his short life

+++

i do like ya better than little jenny

+++

black'll
give me one upside th head fr that

+++

"shutup pirate jenny"
"smoke yr greens"

u want me out of it ?
dont answer that

+++

scuse i

.
.
.

i heard a promo
for th goat whisperer

sorry

ghost and

she ws

somethin about
her unborn child

ah that reminds me

havent spoken to my brood fr a while

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:31:35]
+++
Kylie Minogue
'Obsession'
+++

ok i been a bit
absent minded

not a good father

+++

th unicycle is
has been somewhat more important

hey its got a shockie

+++

hmm

+++

more bourbon over here

+++

ya know th bitch ws dripping delilah

luvs my ride

+++

if there's anythin bigger than my ego in th room

it;ll leave

trust me

+++

luv it when they attack my ego

u'll pay fr that

th magic will shit on ya

+++

bumped into butch
when i ws street entertaining
in surfers paradise

sans shirt
in a coffee shop

with his current flame
droolin over my abs

soon as he shut his mouth

this rock band

walked up to our table

so paulie

u umm

gunna join us onstage tomorrow night at
the paladium

jaw on th table

+++

well he ws takin th piss

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:35:11]
+++
The Kinks
'Till The End Of The Day'
+++

fuckin aussies

+++

i had other plans

+++

singin with womble i think

it;s in my diary somewhere

+++

do ya sing delilah ?

+++

jeez i wish u;d stop swearing

+++

my unborn daughter

i think

squeelin at yr foul mouth

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:37:37]
+++
Elvis Costello
'Oliver's Army'
+++

dont start me talking
i could talk all night

-

first lyric

+++

i'm jst makin some nice magic fr ya babe

+++

shutup lil jenny

+++

cute freckles

i'd have to slather th sunscreen or

invisble zinc

all over y r body

before ya could get out th door

+++

fuck i miss singin in th fortitude valley

will ya hurry up
and get off bitch

i wanna go nightclubbing

+++

cn u believe
th guys

couldnt figure out
why th chicks blew me kisses when

i sang it

+++

ah fuck i went lead again

+++

arent i th
harmonizer

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:40:37]
+++
Budgie
'Crash Course In Brain Surgery'
+++

the valley of guts

red light district

+++

jst singin away
and this cunt got
knifed to death

right there

+++

we didnt stop singin

th party still goin

+++

umm

+++

well

it;s like this

+++

umm

+++

fukit
more bourbon over here

+++

my fingers are too slow

th batteries have died and
i think it tended to swing
towards

king missile's

detachable penis

after that

pended how drunk i ws

+++

a lesbian audience cn say
th most outrageous things

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:43:14]
+++
Pink Floyd
'Wish You Were Here'
+++

shutup ya gay bitch

+++

i'll never live that down

+++

maree
ws th bouncer

at that nightclub there

i had to marry her
on a harley to
led zeppelin

think about it

+++

got th song wrong
th harley wouldnt start

fuckin stationary pump motor

+++

to
for your life

+++

hmm

+++

six foot one and a half
natural redhead

part maori

bit too zena

+++

a kiwi chick

+++

fucked better than th aussie wife

bt all ex lezzo;s do

+++

th blonde got lockjaw

wot;s a headjob

+++

seriously

+++

she made up fr it
in other areas

+++

if i put my hand on my dick
and she wante dit

my phoen would ring

+++

hang on buddie
i'm dripping

wot u doing

+++

sometimes i wouldnt answer it
bt u knew that

she ws th same

+++

hello babe

+++

umm
wot u up to ?

+++

nothin jst

i cn feel u too

+++

hmm

999

she hadnt thought of that

+++

in bed ws where it
shined

+++

nice bein psychic sometimes

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:48:17]
+++
Sugababes
'Overload'
+++

gorgeous

+++

then there
are th

overloads

+++

i spent a half hour
with th pension ppl today

on th phone

i've had a pain overload

wot have i missed

+++

no i sent a letter to th fines ppl
a couple of days before their letter arrived

askin where i ws

+++

not linked
oh ok

+++

th pain management

went out th window

+++

i know

bthey

th dicless tracys

jst love
torturing my body

+++

she's a chick isnt she

wot does she

get off on

+++

tell me more

+++

i got th third degree

th other week

when i got carted to jail

thought i ws back in th
murder investigation

man they're still
askin questions about it

+++

when th old lady bought it

+++

they had an eyewitness bt

every cop is suspiscious

+++

bourbon

.
.
.

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:53:00]
+++
The Verve
'This Time'
+++

th second wife
told th cops

i used my mind powers

to kill my parents

fuckin dense blonde

she knows my mind powers
as useless as hers

with a drunk at
.34 alcohol

and th old lady was

soemthin like

.28

fcukin drunk

+++

fuck th old man ws pissed

+++

i drink couple days a week
get a little white dog up ya

sorry
where ws i

+++

lightin a bourbon

+++

she ws convinced

+++

bt then
she reckoned i gave her th cancer

+++

i know why both wives had cancer

i read my diary fr three yrs
and

looked at th ppl i find

+++

my best friend died of cancer at thirty two

+++

havent replaced him

+++

little brother
is rockin over to

frazer island

biggest sand island in th world

this weekend

bobbie died in my arms on th island

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 19:56:50]
+++
Ezee Posse
'Everything Starts With An E'
+++

i pulled his tongue out of his throat and

got him goin again bt

he died nine months later

i dont fish anymore

+++

i'm tempted
to go see liza and

grab an e

+++

bt th mullbowl is full and

th sixpack hasnt disappeared yet

+++

hmm

+++

u'd like er
fuck she;s wicked on an e

+++

a pirate descendant

her last name is a killer

+++

she wont let that last name go

i';m tempted to marry th bitch
to get her last name

+++

sorry

+++

she's pneumatic

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:00:25]
+++
The Kinks
'You Really Got Me'
+++

i listened to her boyfriend take a ride

they took me out bush

+++

some weird hippy farm in th hills

come have a eckie with us paulie

yeah ok

+++

i even travelled up there
in a holden commodore crewman

no wonder i got carsick

+++

ah yeah gday

+++

we there yet ?

+++

th fuckin outback

+++

its midnight int h outback
and i cant get my dick

out of this kangaroo

+++

oh hi

so where's th music then

+++

after we pulled a th deadly

killer ticks

off th dog

th party got goin

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:02:47]
+++
Easy Star All Stars
'Money (Extended Version)'
+++

starts with a guy
pulln a bong

get it girl

+++

awesome

pink floyd
doen in

reggae

+++

played this to womble
and he tried to fuck me

+++

ok

+++

he ws throwin his girlfriend in

+++

i shouldnt sing liek a girl hey

+++

i did sleep with em
in their bed fr th night

yes

+++

ws warmc udly fun and

i ws bleeding

frm my performance that night

+++

playin th street wizard
at th schoolies festival

+++

dont think i;m doin it this yr

th dui thing

+++

i hit a coupel low flying trees ok

+++

performign f rth school leavers

if i dont

draw blood

my own

they arent impressed

+++

th unicycle gettin sideways is

only so exciting

wot nxt

+++

it did go in th surf

+++

th surf unicycle though
still virgin

hasnt been beached

since th rebuild

maybe she;s waitin fr u

+++

chester doen a nice job man bt

th hib is fucked

een beached too many times

th original surf unicycle

+++

fuck i built some back muscles
carryin that surfboard above my head

+++

wot should i have told morticia babe ?

+++

i stopped flyin th surfboard
down cavill avenue coz

i wsnt getin laid enough

+++

i guess

+++

it;s fun
balancin a board above my head

on th unicycle

+++

i didnt kill any pedestrians

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:09:13]
+++
The Police
'Spirits in the Material World'
+++

fuckin pigs

+++

if she;s gunna torture me

when is she gunna fuck my brains out

where;s th balance

+++

fuck ya bitch
ya know where i live

+++

yr bum
does look big in that

+++

th dickless tracy
thinks she cn intimidate me

i';ve had copguns

whacked upside my head in anger

jst sayin

+++

she can get a
big black dog up her

one of rockin rohans

+++

..
.
.

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:38:59]
+++
Heart
'Magic Man'
+++

i wouldnt piss on im if he ws on fire

sorry babe

got called away

i owe car nothing

+++

little brother asks overmuch

i sheltered him too much

+++

still payin fr it

+++

unloaded th land rover while
he still fidllin with th wirin

wot yr last black bitch die of

+++

"th fifteen yrs old cunt"
"at his mothers fr th weekend"

fuckin lazy cunt

+++

i might be an abo cunt bt

i ws raised by th same cunt u were

try soem ppl skills

+++

little cunt';ll go too far one day

i nearly punche dhiom

again

th nuts are sore

where's th bong

+++

scuse i

.
.
.

wot u and car
said about

versace lady jane

i know she ws a whore

i ws feedin her and her kids

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:44:30]
+++
Dr Hook
'Who The Fuck Is Alice'
+++

jst jealous

never fucked a centrefold

who's a femjack

she wasnt cheap mate

+++

put a bath in her laundry to
accomodate me

+++

no bath and

i'll throw biricks at ya

till it arrives

+++

u live with sore nuts cunt

+++

cant feel u hitting me
and litle brother

six four
he's shrinkin

he cant knock me out

+++

dont try i it mate

dont much like
wot came out of yr mouth earlier

it'll be ugly

three yrs of kick boxing ugly

+++

it;s th man;s world

+++

sorry babe

+++

my half blackbelt
scares th fuck out of im

noen of em
would fight debbie

+++

mad bitch

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:48:04]
+++
Alex Lloyd
'My Way Home'
+++

she ws singn
out at th samford pub

in th boonies in those days

second dan black belt and

quick as

+++

afte rsingina song with her
on stage

she ask if iws
comin to trainin after leavin th pub

maybe tomorrow babe

+++

i'll come round fr a drink though

yr boyfriend
the lawyer

and i

get on

stop beatin im up
pls

+++

we'll talk about this
after th sparring session ok

right
all friendship ceases

+++

shouldnt have told me

u were on yr rags

+++

givn away too much

+++

sore titties

she;s vulnerable

i'm wearin a cup

+++

some of our fights were
interesting

in her dungeon

+++

she still askin how i am
i ws th star kicker of

her dojo

+++

if he cn see
my second kick

i'm fucked

hasnt happened yet

th unicycle makes sure

it aint gunna happen

i rode th fortitude valley
without fear

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:52:21]
+++
Cornershop
'Brimful Of Asha( Fatboy SLim Remix'
+++

this would be playin there
somewhere

+++

i ws raised by th same cunt as u were
think about it

+++

yr ego writin checks

u cant cash

+++

not my problem
i give a fuck

u insist on buyin

english crap

+++

i had to turn off
hollywood uncensored

i pissed myself laughing

+++

cn we lift another car
in frnt of th

hot car squad havin lunch

well

+++

there's no evidence

+++

went thru a tree

+++

and got cut up

+++

ah well

+++

it;s a bobtail now

+++

th things ya do

+++

how ya goin there ?

yr bong filled ?

yr tinnie lit ?

good as

+++

"sweet as"

+++

yeah alright kutaman

+++

hangin a piss

overshare

.
.
.

a bit of
indoor budgie hunting and

we cn cure britney
of leavin th toilet door open

well lose some weight ya bitch

+++

if i wanna look at fat bitches takin a dump

i'll go to a hippie festival

+++

wot's that babe ?

ok i'll have another bong

jeez

.
.
.

asha's fuckable
maybe it;s th blue lipstick

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 20:59:49]
+++
The Black Eyed Peas
'Smells Like Funk'
+++

smells liek asha

if she starts rootin yr leg

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:00:04]
+++
Booker T. and The M.G.'s
'Green Onions'
+++

feed her soem green onions

she;s travelled

she'll probly eat em

+++

crazy travel show

+++

i'd show her th sights

+++

wassat babe ?

+++

u cn come along

+++

shutup jane
or i'll hotpants on th monkey

and call it kylie

+++

she'd stand there
put her hands on her hips and

piss herself laughing

+++

well i wont get thumped this time

+++

go hard

+++

still destroyin beds everywhere

+++

she had this billionaress lover

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:02:55]
+++
PM Dawn
'Set Adrfit on Memory Bliss'
+++

it;s two am
and th rich bitch is on th phone

wot are we wearing tomorrow

+++

is she here ?

i'll see if i cn drag her out of th puddle

jane

u got a call

+++

shouldnt have given her that back massage
she's dead to th world

cn i help ?

+++

she tells u too much about our relationship

+++

i know she's sleepin with u
do u know she;s sleepin with

yr daughter too

"and probly yr old man"

fun to take anywhere

+++

we had fun at th sexpo

got interviewed on camera

+++

i dont admit t makin any porno;s ok

+++

dunno who th fuck they thought we were

+++

jane ws playin libby;s games

fr a change

lookin at condoms

+++

i dont think so

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:07:14]
+++
Rolling Stones
'Paint It Black'
+++

yeah ok

+++

white boys dick

+++

i told johnno today
about robbies trick

of playin th

i've got th smallest dick in th pub comp

he'd always win

+++

johnno didnt get th setup

country pubs ok

+++

my dick ws usually th first to hit th
bar top

"i'm in"

+++

we drank much tequila
on th strength of it

bobbie ws fun

+++

get half a hard over th barmaid
before th setup and

we're halfway there
stop smilin delilah

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:10:08]
+++
Bruce Springsteen
'Born To Run'
+++

i still got two motorbikes
in th backyard

bt they arent runnin

+++

i been promised
th back seat

on th norton commando
when it hits th road

i come round tomorrow brother

+++

i been missing

+++

respects th bike club i came from

th prez

had a norton

fuckin boat anchor

+++

wot ws th question ?

+++

he learned not to skip meetings

when th vice president got th floor

me

it got weird

+++

hey they voted me in

+++

when heputs pout his joint and
i got

3 beers in frnt of me

i'll open th fuckin meeting

now shut th fuck up

th chair

does not recognise u

cunt

+++

my chair or
sidecar if u preferr

parked outside and

it;s kind of an in
joke

+++

i miss th gold wing

o lead wing

as we called it

big touring bike

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:14:40]
+++
Peter Gabrial & Kate Bush
'Dont Give Up'
+++

ok

+++

hey there delilah

+++

.
.
.

i'm havin a bong
get yr hand off it

+++

if i took up with ya
i dunno about th papparazi

takin happy snaps

i'm a lethal witchdcotor

it;s a bad thing
tradition

u know

+++

it;s black fella religion

+++

th papparazi would
have to respect

our religion

+++

and they thought
scientology ws strange

+++

my withering stare

half th size

of most of th

receivers

"fat cunts"

reduces em to jelly

it's all good

+++

cn only take piccies
with permission

expressed
permission

+++

lethal

+++

i killed too many ppl
in th name of oz

+++

i'm forever apologizin

+++

th amount of blondes

who have thumped me fr it

+++
i'll take th headjob michael

preferr it

to th dagger in th clitoris

+++

.
.
.

borubon

.
.
.

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:21:25]
+++
Nirvana
'Big Cheese'
+++

stop laughin bitch
dickcheese

isnt funny

+++

ever been told yr too salty

+++

i feed u pineapple
u taste better down there

my lesbian friends
had their uses

+++

so open

+++

she eats wot i stick in her fuckin mouth

+++

i ws an asian cook

+++

runnin a cninese
pretendin i ws chinese

stick my bronzed aussie arm round th corner

bullshittin chinese

most of it swearwords

+++

we kept our asian guests

my trade didnt drop off enough

fr em to come home frm indonesia so

it;s edible

+++

i know a bunch

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:24:20]
+++
Machine Gun Fellatio
'Full Moon'
+++

of indnesians drowned yesterday

ok

+++

i had nuthin to do with it
regardless

of wot my psychic dairy

ws sayin

th day before

cunts

+++

fuck off morticia

thang

get yr hand off her clitoris and

pack my fuckin bong

.
.
.

need to listen to
hey there delilah

breaking
random programming

now how do i turn barry th monkey off

select cricket bat

this one

BAM

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:27:53]
+++
Plain White T's
'Hey There Delilah'
+++

i jst let down

+++

i'll be makin history like i do

+++

i cn wait

+++

a man with
sore balls

learns how to wait

or he never gets laid

unless he;s a rapist

+++

liek my real father

+++

she slept
with his brother

gettin over it

jeez

+++

claimed he ws th father

+++

yeah ok

i';ve heard seven stories

+++

i smoke bongs and

do th hardest thing

ya can do

climb on a unicycle

twenty minutes i cant feel my nuts

and then i think of

delilah

+++

so fair

+++

while my need isnt
pullin at me

bad pun intended

+++

cn i think of u now
ah fuck

it's luv

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:31:45]
+++
Ben Cullum (Live)
'These Are The Days/ Get A Kick Out of You'
+++

nice

+++

thanks kuta

stingless honey bees

th black

honey man

thanks u

+++

worthy of some nice magic

+++

even tone down th

killin floor

+++

till she;s pissed off

+++

lookout
"there are lammas"

no fuckin brakes

th uncicyle is out of control

trekkin thru th nightclubbers

i gave it up

+++

th man leanin too hard and
aussies dont give a fuck

+++

th ppl dont help

+++

if i ws
somewhere else maybe

too laconic

+++

"exile"

i asked fr assylum

+++

"got an answer yet ?"

waitin is

+++

"u cant go work work fr th cia"
i'm a contract hitman

+++

"why"
coz womble and

a bunch of other psychics

scared shitless of it

"and u ?"

i care factor

i'm th dirty little murderers boy

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:35:46]
+++
Snap
'Rythm is a dancer'
+++

dance on yr fuckin grave cunt

+++

beautiful black magic curse

+++

dont annoy me
tryin to talk to a chick

i'm fallin in luv with

+++

wanna take her dancin

th dance shop owner

taught me a few tricks

+++

drag he rpussie along th floor

wot th matte rgirl

never seen a boy who could copy u

+++

bet u
i get both my feet behindmy head

better thn u

sorry
my biker days

party trick

+++

two chicks in th bed
fr th full monte

+++

sorry

i got rules

+++

where are ya sabrina ?

+++

[Song data auto inserted by jenny.exe at 21:38:24]
+++
Pearl Jam
'Black (Acoustic)'
+++

didnt meet my half brother

black

+++

i;d sit there

sand drippin all over th floor

while she berated her kids

for twenty minutes and

she;d notice
it ws me

and laugh her head off

u dont understand women

+++

good thing
morticia
ws in luv with u too

all all three of us

all drivin

little silver hatch backs

would have been fucked

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u still think about it

morticia
called fr five yrs

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she'll call again

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hey dom

ya did teach me this

in th street

in edward street

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we're both missing
arent we

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yr birthday party

i'm still spinning

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we sang together

seven chicks hangin off ya

yr boyfriend on th frnt stairs
crying and

you tryin to get into my pants

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womble's girlfriend gave up

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i sat with yr boyfriend

i dont want im

jst singin with im and

i sing like a girl

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half of dom's entourage
ended up sittin with me

i'm goin where yr goin

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pirate jenny
is goin outside

to smoek a joint

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hmm

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worst night of my life

a chick

accused me

of bein a better lookin chick thn she ws

we ended up cuddling

i cried fr her

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i grew a mous
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