hey psychic blog
+++

hey psychic blog
"that;s redundant"

shutup u

+++
sade
'the sweetest taboo'
+++

flight test

"ok"

suspension unicycle monoshock prototype

flight test with 33 lb air

knobbie tyres

+++

fuckin gorgeous

just let me bang down this bong

.
.
.

side thrust on th dirt
on th swoops was

amazing

+++

on th isis road th
bitumen berm

made a gorgeous wave

+++

just
sweepin up and down it in a sine curve

"to led zeppelin"
there was that

+++

yr too good for me gorgeous

+++

"hey ?"

stay out of it

+++

"i'm radar fournier too ya know"

+++
tenacious d
'one note song'
+++

hmm

+++

it helps me dance on my unicycle
with my eyes closed

it's all good

+++

th spring growth
in th trees

has made beautiful
markers

to ride thru and
around

+++
eurythmics
'jennifer'
+++

"u been dancin on our unicycle in public again jenny ?"

well...

+++

"it;s daylight"
i dont care

+++

th wizard
wont be coming

into the fortitude valley
tonight

after midnight

on one wheel

on halloween

to scare th fuck out of ppl

+++

already done it on th net

we're subbin

+++

sharkie is

not in a good mood

+++

hey brother

+++

"fuckem"

+++

"fuckin peasants"

+++

"i've gotten sideways on one wheel"
"this day"

"it is a good day"

+++

how' th e man;s biek goin then ?

"i dont wanna replace th spring"
"downgrading"

"We're workin it now"

+++

i do want some more damping

+++

"i'm gettin enough bounce already"

+++
shakespears sister
'you;re history'(voodoo)
+++

so

i been history for a long time

+++

though not so much for

my voodoo

+++

rock n roll paulie
th singin unicycle man

+++

been on a blackban for four months

i havent been singin on street corners

my voice
has become so jammed up from disuse

+++

but i'm slowly
bringin it back online

+++

it was a terrible addiction

+++

something romantic about

singin on street corners

+++

not th doing

th havin done

+++

some of th buskers

still call me

+++

womble last night

+++

when am i comin back

i dunno

+++

when th time's right

+++

music slut i
sang background to everything

+++

five buskers i;'d

sing with in one night

commuting liek a honey bee

on my unicycle

they;d all give me a little something

so i;d stay and sing

not here for th money

+++
eskimo joe
'older than you'
+++

funny thing is
i found a bunch of guys in th street

around my age

singing

+++

how i spent my

middle aged crisis

+++

but we'd watch out for th kids

+++

and then

in the fortitude valley

the police appointed a new boss

she's gunna clean up th valley

+++

i was in full voice

singin with four other musicians and

her policemen came up

and took my beer off me

+++
arlo guthrie
'the motorcycle song'
+++

just wanan ride on my
uni cycle

+++

then th council

fined me for ridin a bicycle
thru th entertainment zone

funny
i thought i was on a unicycle

puttin smiles on dials

+++

bitched for a whiel till

i remembered wot colour my skin is

+++

that was
three days after they banned smoking

in th clubs

+++

andnot long afterthey closed th
nightclub;s doors at three am

+++

course

th clubs say they';ve

lost a quarter of their profits

+++

casue th poigs are

haulin all their patrons out

into th street

to run a drug dog by em

+++
chris isaak
'wicked game'
+++

yr doin a grand job lady
way yr goin

they;re wont bee
any ppl in th entertainment zone

+++

make yr job easier

well ya;d think

+++

it'll all just go
somewhere else

+++

wot would i know

i was a streetie for six yrs

+++

it;s not worth
comin in

to the fortitude valley to entertain
anymore

+++

with four months away

to think about it

+++

in surfers paradise

i got laid

in th doorway of a nightclub

in the fortitude valley

the man went over the edge

+++

i have so many friends
in that street

but i cant
drag sharkie back out into it

+++

my sharkfin wizard hat has

gone on strike

+++

just
th joint's becoming

lame

+++

with police parked

either end of th mall

overkill

+++
budgie
'rape of the locks'
+++

th pissheads
in th valley

are more trouble than th
pillheads

+++

when ya raised th dress standards

and the city ppl invaded

th place turned to shit

+++

i only sang in th middle of it for yrs

u drove thru it a couple of times

at three am

+++

come here from fuckin mareeba
and sell th joint as a
peaceful country town

get fucked

+++

i lived on the tablelands

the underworld there

exactly the same

as here

i still got relatives there

one of them

all of sixteen

has a bartab

+++

the man
always thinks if he applies his

rules

everything will get better

it never has

or so says history

the stoners bible

+++

alcohol
kills more ppl than

th pills yr chasin

+++

humans are weird

+++
peter gabriel
'steam'
+++

they actively encourage
th drinkers to come

have a good time

+++

it;s legal

+++

signin to em

in th street
without minders

we always preferred th druggies

+++

didnt fight over th top
of our instruments and

land on top of us

+++

one guy
landed

on top of my unicycle
one night

u alright there mate ?

+++

one girl
fightin another girl

beatin th livin fuck out of each other

landed in my lap

i was still singin but

we were a little chagrined

come on girls

+++

she launched at this other chick
from out of my lap

liek bruce lee
took her out

+++

seen some wild shit man

+++

singin with the black guys
one night

centre of the
fortitude valley mall

and this guy got knifed
and killed

not twenty feet away

+++

our crowd was big enough
we didnt see a thing

too many chicks dancing

+++

a drunken fight
that had erupted out of

one of th clubs

+++
the offspring
'americana'
+++

wot's all th crime scene tape

goin up for man ?

a guy got murdered

+++

do we keep singin ?

+++

i guess we do

+++

our crowd isnt
beatin shit out of each other

all of us here have
at least three yrs experience

we know

wot song we're playin

is reflected in our audience

+++

we were runnin a coupel pig amps

three guitars
two jembah drums and

i was on th heartbeat drum and
singing

+++

ah well

+++

she doesnt need the kadaitcha man of kuta

there
does she black ?

"no"

+++
led zeppelin
'gallows pole'
+++

"i dont ride a girls bike cunt"

+++

sharkie isnt in a good mood

+++

got real man;s disease

sore nuts

every fucking day

+++

and there are no real women
all weak in th crutch

burned out more
nymphomaniacs

than i can
comfortably count

eighteen months
and th hot redhead

has gone off th boil

+++

th bitch loves sex and

i;ve had to add a second girlfriend

and right in front of her face

+++

i am a cunt

+++

and then

when beteeen two of them
they coudlnt drain my testicles

reliably

one day in two

yr both fired

+++

i dont give a fuck i';m
th female half of th wizard

black
my male half

says yr both fired

+++

i'm allergic to girls
and you maddamme

are deaf

+++

they both
wished me a happy birthday

on my next birthday

women are weird

+++

if you;ve got th stones
u can do anything

+++
pearl jam
'black'
+++

hey black

+++

"th magic helps"
009

killer

+++

"make me a cup of coffee bitch"
.
.
.

+++
nirvana
'about a girl'
+++

little brother has a couple of guys over

yackin about th house
fallin down
i made coffee's for all

+++

can i write
a clue

to th song about to play
next

in my psychic blog and
enhance my gift

+++

train it
tame it

try to
understand it

+++
train
'drops of jupiter'
+++

unfathomable

+++

so deep

+++

didnt come with an
instruction manual

and most of wot;s written is

+++

something written to
make money and
something written to make magic

are two different things

+++

hey harry potter man

enjoyin yr millions ?

"billions"

+++

farout man

+++

he's so fuckin magic

+++

"makes big money"

that;s th only thing

they respect

"oh no death is still number one"

+++

we never speak of an afterlife

"have nuthing to say on it"

but we;ve been dead

+++

"sold my soul to th devil"
and mine to th god

"couldnt get in last time"

+++
c+c music factory
'things that make you go hmmm...'
+++

"i did manage t ask a couple questions"

"last time i turned up at"

"hell's gates"

+++

and th devil said it was in yr family tree

"i was there"

+++

descendant of a pope

head inquisisitor

of th french inquisition

+++

so that;s where my rotten fuckin testicles

come from

+++

was on a pension for having

savages testicles

+++

th disabled employment service

sent a letter today paulo

"more torture"

"sittin with women"

+++

we never stay and

we never get in trouble

wot we're on a pension

for

+++

wot a life

+++

yr a cunt pope benedict

my ancestor

you are a cunt

+++

i am outraged
wot u put on yr family

+++

i know it wasnt u personally

cast th curse but

i'm scared to look back any further
aND FIND

another ancestor with

emporers testicles

+++
cake
'going the distance'
+++

they own me

+++

my crystal balls

+++

of th witchdoctor of australia

who's

blood money curse

dropped the

world trade centre

+++

bang on day seven

+++

right on th
traditional

aborginal witchdcotor
timeframe and

still
my aboriginality is

how many ppl ask me
if i'm aboriginal

+++

yes

i reply

+++

i;ve got the
kadaitcha man's curse

i curse a man
he dies

generally

seven days later

+++

the kadaitcha man of kuta

+++

took twelve days
to get

our worst doctor

hey kuta

dr death

dr azahari

bomb maker
for both bali bombings

in kuta beach

+++
culture club
'karma chameleon'
+++

<<>>

+++

i am happy with that

psychic kill

+++

religion
of th honey of
th native stingless bee

kuta

+++

tens of
thousands
of yrs old

black fella magic

+++

fuck it works

+++

when i got
christopher skase

on page two

of my psychic blog

dragging him
to his death

behind my car
seven days

before he died
of natural causes

<<< smiel >>>

+++

a sweet kill hey andrew denton

+++

as i recall
u were offerin money
to have th guy face

justice

+++

he did

+++

and wot;s sweeter

there;s a record out there

somewhere

of all of it

+++
gorillaz
'feels good'
+++

fuck yeah

+++

i didnt propose marriage

to australias

princess

nicole kidman
a yr to th day

before she married keith urban
in an internet news server

just because i liek th girl

+++

well maybe i did

+++

most of my magic
kills ppl

part of my program
to prove magic real

+++

for all time

+++

so my mothers blood money curse
murdered by her husband

my stepfather
in cold blood

dropped
the world trade centre

fuck i'm an evil witchdoctor

+++

i started the war on terror

+++
sugababes
'overload'
+++

in black magic

+++

th bank

the national bank

took th last of it

in fees

i screamed

that;s my mothers

blood money

th very last of it

and i listened as
five bullets went in her head

not as bad as what she screamed at me
inside my head

+++

my mothers second cousin

or so she said

sang radar love

with golden earring

+++

the national bank
paid somethin liek

eighty five million dollars

to new york

during th following week

when th news first hit
i was reading tom wolfe

so i;d know
'the right stuff"

reading about how

th early american
space guys

fried in burning aviation fuel

so i;d know

+++

so i;d know

+++

overload

+++

fuck man

more drugs over here

+++

blood money curse

and how big a wizard am i ?

+++

i pointed the boen of death
public

in a news server

at the islamic terrorist cunts

+++
U2
'where the streets have no name'
+++

and a hundred thousand ppl
died th next morning

in northern pakistans huge earthquake

+++

fuck man

+++

causse we lost five aussies
at kuta beach

i am a slave
to my

gift

+++

becaus ei am
disconnectedform my ppl

they scream in my ear

not knowing

wot they;re getting

+++

most of australia
doesnt know

it has a national
witchdoctor

+++

i'm better known
overseas and

mostly underground

+++

i watched a guy on th telly

ask for a six foot tsunami

and

i'm that guy;s wizard

though he doesnt know it

and um

it came to pass

seven days or
thereabouts later

about a six foot
tsunami

did kill about
six hundred ppl

+++

my psychic blog

in black and white

has a passage

where th witchdoctor of australia

asked for a huge wave

in retalation
for a

terrorist attack

well before either had happened

+++
the black eyed peas
'sexy'
+++

is my
magic

big enough
to have helped

usama bin laden

i have to realisticly say

yes

+++

bugger

+++

if we

started

this war

the war on terror

can we end it ?

+++

black ?

+++

"i'm still tryin to wrap my"

"head around it"

+++

i can prove god exists

+++

"or that we;re psychic"

or that aboriginal withdoctor religion is real

"or nothing"

+++

coincidence

+++

yeah man it;s all just

coincidence

+++

if that makes ya sleep better

+++

my 273000

scientifically confirmed

psychic kills

help me sleep at night

+++

my seventeen yrs
as a minder in th underworld

help

+++
massive attack
'protection'
+++

i dont share much of that time
i carry too many

gypsy secrets

+++

stranger in a strange land

hey mr heinlein

workin in th carnival

+++

for miks benefit

who also came from th carnival

psychic twin

i was workin on th carnival
before

i bought my first copy

+++

nice book

+++

i worked for a
arthur daley type character

in th food game

+++

we bought and sold

anything

+++

on hunch

+++

my mother
th witch

got me a job
on th carnival

+++

but my front job is
workin at th

local supermarket
wot th public dont know hey

+++

we sold food to
nursing homes for

our bread an butter business
wiseguys

the supermarket was a front

+++

in th seventies

we pulled some strokes man

+++

i'd walk th carnival
with more cash

than a hard working man
took home in a yr

with no weapons

+++

climbing between

dark tents and

slidin between tent ropes

like a cat

+++

in my late thirties

th guy i worked for

would yell at me for

doin slides
in my sandshoes

in th dirt

of th carnival floor

+++

a big kid

+++

stuck in puberty

blue balls from chicks

every day

ah well

th stonkin huge magic

makes up for it

and balance has a way of

evening out

i liv ein a shithoel now

a nine foot square box

nothin lasts forever

+++
unknown artist
'track 1'
+++

that is i

+++

just spinning magic

on th web
and listening
to nobody

+++

cause magic
comes from inside

+++

it;s an inner journey

+++

my psychic blog is deaf

+++

and doesnt
investigate soem things

blindly goin where it goes

but some of th places it goes

+++

th song is
pj harvey

singin about voodoo

+++

love yr work pj

+++

my voodoo

helped that slimy cunt

+++

i got

dr azahari

+++

but i know in my heart

knockin off usama bin laden

which i can do

wont fix

wot my voodoo helped to start

+++

it's halloween ppl

+++

and u cant handle th truth

cause this is

truth

+++

i have to make full admissions

to my god

+++

and my ppl

+++

who have no idea

how many have been killed

in their name

+++
blind melon
'no rain'
+++

i can probably make it rain
i dont have the incentive

even with my little brother bein a roofer

+++

the psychic blog says

i drowned th indy car race

twice

ya dont look after me

+++

dont know i exist either but

+++

the invisibility curse

+++

cant last forever
truth always
outs

+++

it;s in th magic

+++
system of a down
'radio/video'
+++

th news of
real magic

real voodoo
would kill many

+++

one day i'll have to face

my fame phobia

+++

six yrs as a street entertainer

gettin used t cameras i sometimes think

when i'm in a black mood

999

got chased by a
professional camera clicker

in th surf
on a unicycle at dawn

parked my car at th caf
and had a cappacinoi and

getting back in
a newspaper

stuck under my drivers wheel and
todays

synchronicity
idiot me

i read it
nicole kidman

on page three
takin th camera clickers to court

and an hour later
they put me in a room with

350 women

for nine hours

worst testicle pain in a yr

+++

nickie

+++

umm

+++

i do wish u
wouldnt
make yr wishes

so publicly known

+++
paul young
'love of the common people'
+++

i've been bad

+++

very bad

+++

fuckin nasty if truth be told

+++

but

in my

defense

magic is real

and fucks me around every day

+++

i'm fighting a war
against magical disbelief

i'm hurting ppl
by doing it

but it is real
and we can use it

for good

+++

"and to avenge australian deaths"

+++

how much longer
do i have to be

009

+++
the panel
'closing theme'
+++
david seville
'i told the witchdoctor'
+++

the nasty fuckin withcdocotr

that makes ya ask yrself th question

at wot age

do ya tell yr kids

the wizard of oz

is th country;s psychic killer

and th strongest magician

who;s ever lived

+++

or mor elikely
at wot age

do yr kids come to u

cryin cause

theyv;e been frightened

readin big ppl's words

about reality

+++

i'm sorry young one

+++

shoudlnt read other ppl's diary;s

+++

can bee very painful

+++
powderfinger
'pockets'
+++

bad as
rifling thru my pockets

yr reading my
mind

+++

i figured i;d
get big magic

doin things
this way

+++

man

+++

my black magic
is involved

with th
twin trade towers comin down

+++

didnt read any of th

conspiracy theorists

rantin on about this

+++

makes usama bin laden
th instrument

of a black and white magician
"witchdoctor"

+++

and not

of his religion

"nice steal pirate jenny"

i thought so

+++

th greater part of th world

doesnt see me

and i
run around merrily

knockin ppl off
and just gettin more

valuable
psychic

data

+++

to turn yr religion
upside down cunt

+++

too many human beings die

needlessly
over interpretation of

religion

+++

i can talk to god
and get massive fuckin earthquakes

same as yr fuckin prophet did

+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no05'
+++

a little bit of
psychic

jiggery pokery and
nobody knows wot;s fuckin real

+++

maybe i am a fuckin king

of old

who talks to god

and god ansers

in biblical fashion

+++

i am
descended from a pope

does that make me
more special ?

i doubt it

+++

cause i'm an aussie

and i dont want more than other aussies

+++

i live with less

i dont attempt
to use my magic for

personal gain

beneath me

+++

cause it;s real

+++

and that;s how it;s done

+++

and u could have it too
with a little
hard work

no magic pill

+++

i do smoek th god weed though

+++

to get to th point
that yr strong enough

a witch
to take me on

is gunna take ya a while

dont set time goals

+++
cat empire
'hello'
+++

and one day
u too

can propose to a superstar
when yr a nobody

12 mnths to th day
before she gets married

so u can gloat
u had her wedding date

a yr before she did

+++

haha

+++

no-one seems to care but

i dont listen anyway

and probly still wouldnt

if it was all public

i know my street entertainer persona

well

+++

the land
makes th final decision and

the title of
witchdoctor of australia

is not a vote

+++

it;s who has th biggest magic

plain and simple

+++

theland
stillwhacks

kills
stone fuckin dead

whoever i point the bone of death at
it;s all good

+++

"but"
but

we made a deadly curse
against magical disbelief

+++

and took it;s
time constraints off

+++
massive attack
'protection'
+++

i dunno if i can

fuck with that curse

+++

my computer got smashed th nxt day

+++

tellin me in no uncertain terms

dont u go pussie on this

pirate jenny

+++

we did wot we did
and we're prepared to take our lumps

however they come
"and if they ever come"

+++

i have
legal protection

aboriginal law is
recognised in

australian

law

+++

i can
run 009 on th net without

breakin any
australian laws

+++

they know about me

+++

whether they listen or

just ignore me

is immaterial

+++

i work for australia

+++

aboriginal border security

+++

my aboriginality is
questionable

no-one knows
who my father is

my french dutch half however

+++

i do my job and
squeel cause it hurts but

bein a hypersensitive

superpsychic i

am kinda built for it

+++

i find wot i need

th head inquisitors blood

is in my blood

+++

and i'm not in a hurry

+++

cant be when ya do things on a

shoestring

+++

on a pension yes

but they pay me a pension

this is wot i do

to earn it

+++

liek most folk
i could do with a payrise but

we all say that

+++
the offspring
'why dont you get a job?'
+++

cause i;m allergic to chicks

+++

i dont blame em but

i love em

i sing to em

whiel i drum

on strete corners

after smokin pot and

ridin a unicycle

comfortably numb

+++

i find wot i need

+++

i'm with a disabled employment service

+++

it screws with their heads but

i gotta be somewhere

+++

do the hardest thing u can do

in that

is generally th solution

to all yr problems

+++

i hate writin this thing

+++
maroon 5
'she will be loved'
+++

hey kuta lady

it could be so much sweeter

kuta is cryin we cant

get balance

+++

we keep havin to use

the nasty beesting

+++

stingless bees

my fuckin arse

+++

suck my dick
oh i did

the animal chakra is
wicked

+++

some of th ancients
really knew their stuff

but here is
so much to read

+++

i read
i dunno

i lost track after about
thirty thousand books

before writing
the first word

+++

postulate

an infinitely large universe

is made of matter

infinitely small

no more mind boggling than

an infinite universe and

the only thing i think

it could be made of

nothing

+++

if

the entire universe is made of nothin and

magic is real then

anything is possible

+++
budgie
'rape of the locks'
+++

still not cuttin my hair

+++

mainstream science

is creeping ever closer
to the

metaphysical

+++

they already have a problem with

96%% of th universe is missing

to explain

how th star clusters

work

+++

dark matter

+++

the mind boggles

with wot is possible

+++

th guy from budgie

is singin about

if you are right and i am wrong

+++

he knows he;s right

and that he;s been right

all along

and it;s just
a matter of

time

+++

i see thru

time and space

liek they arent there at all

+++

i dont always understand wot i see
so i

chronicle it

+++

i was on an inner journey

mad psychic and

looked inside

and saw

nothing

+++

if it;s made of nothing
can i impose

my will
on th universe

+++

well...

+++

most of us
dont have any will

+++

as all psychics are aware

+++

my car
breaks down in th driveway

runnin at

99%%
of th time

+++
klubbheads
'discohopping'
+++

error

+++

<<, smile >>>

+++

if i

skite about it

on three hippy farms in one day

it duly dies on th highway going home

+++

i deserved that one

+++

th walk home light came on and

i smiled

+++

ok man
i dig it

karma
bit savage

+++

decided to test my massive karma

i wnt on holiday in my car

withotu fillin th fuel tank

th car duly stopped

even magic ppl have to buy petrol

got out of th car
w
alked ten feet
a truck stopped

took me to th servoce station

i fileld a jerry can with fuel

wlaked back across th highway
walked five feet and

a utility stopped

i stop for ppl on th highway too

help ppl on their way

i walked all of fifteen feet

+++
janes addiction
'jane says'(steel drums)
+++

starts with

thank you
thank you very much

+++

i concurr

+++

nice magic gift

.
.
.

+++
the grid
'swamp thing'
+++

been off yackin

+++

gotta be somewhere tomorrow

black stuff

u know

+++

a man has to pay

for modifying his wheelchair

+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no13'
+++

ok computer
it;s only got one track

one wheel
so

u prejudiced or something cunt ?

+++

wot am i stealing tonight paulo ?

"i dunno pirate jenny"

+++

stealin usama's

little contretemps is

a bit ofay paulo

+++

"can i help it ?"

+++

i'll fall off a roof one of these days

"then it wont matter if ya get caught"

+++

dickhead

+++

it would be funny though
"wot"

th witchdoctor of th country
never known by his ppl and

die fallin off a fuckin roof

+++

"smoek y drugs ya mad tranny bitch"

+++
b2k
'bump bump bump'
+++

it;d be umm

probly karma

+++

why i still walk th rooves i guess

+++

too stupid to be scared

+++

oh th next song should of been

back porch

"we lost it in th hard drive crash"

oh well

+++

we were talkin about
how th back porch has to be

lifted

th house is slowly
falling down

+++

i organised a car
for our meeting on thursday

"which we never stay at"
oh well

+++

i'll buy those new dunlop volleys

on thursday then

i get a shopping trip

"oh dear"

+++

gettin sick of ridin barefoot

"we more used to th beast now"
"bouncin down th road"

"mad unicycle"

"dont have to grip th pedals quite as"

come on paulo

we been switchin to rubber thongs

+++
vanessa amorosi
'shine'
+++

is funnier

ridin a unicycle in th surf
in thongs

th pedals get fuckin slippery
if i wasnt so fuckin magic i'd

probably fuckin fall off

and not be able to do it

ha

+++

can i go for a fly paulie ?

.
.
.

too easy

+++
bjork
'big time sensuality'
+++

so
i was dancing on my unicycle

no crowd

+++

just lovely

+++
city high
'song for you'
+++

th unicycle cantering

on this beast is exquisite

"i thought we agreed"
"unicycle cantering is a taboo topic"

never ride fast without it

+++

damn if we arent gettin that spring

to move

+++

with 33 lb in her

shes turned into a dancer

+++

when we did th air
she was down to 21

nice for goin over th traffic islands

only crossed two after i filled

33 is

dancing

+++

turning quicker
less rolling resistance

can i have a unicycle with
on board air pls

+++

"yr dreamin jenny"

+++

would be fun

+++

a unicycle with a

little air compressor

so ya can air down

or up

on th move

+++

th fuckin thing is

a prototype man

+++
motorhead
'paranoid'
+++
george
'breaking it slowly'
+++

look
i bent th frame a bit

and had to take it back to th
fabricator

hey tripper man
can we whack this in th vice

i had a little accident

+++

flight test hey

+++

th unicycle is mangled

th pilot doesnt have a scratch

+++

said i was gunna be rough on it dude

+++

down th redcliffe skatebowl wall

she went down

beautifully
nine times

on th tenth attempt

she bounced

nah i didnt fall down
she;s beautifully balanced

+++

broken in th middle

+++

swingarm unicycle

+++

th centre of gravity

is never stable

+++

and it glides

thru th trees

+++

i was listening to
hymn of the big wheel

a great track
and dodgin trees

flyin amongst th trees and

lost in th lyrics

and th sounds

+++

hit th straight and

blind

sightless

we're on instruments now

+++
nirvana
'plateau'
+++

onlything is
ya gotta watch otu for parked trucks

not

as u;d think

runnin into th back of em

runnin into th side of em

gravity

+++

th bloody great big truck

pulls me

toward it
as i

glide by

balanced on
an edge

+++

so i always check

for a big truck or bus

before i close my eyes

+++

was a scary smash

+++

my unicycle is whinging

she cant go out

and put smiels on dials

in th town

six months bitch

+++

so we ride down country lanes and

do yoga

so it gets ever smoother

+++

hands by th side
relaxed smooth

just crankin out th miles

+++
coldplay
'yellow'
+++

i'm sorry yr off th
unicycle playlist

u'll go back on
i got

ancient technology AND

i can put in maybe
55 songs

+++

we're about to enter a new month

a new playlist and

even th porn folder

in th computer

changes

+++

i went thru wot
my twin brother downloaded

th last coupel of days
wot happened man

he's gone eclectic porn on me again

+++

fuck no
theres a woman

comin into our life

+++

"th redhead down th edge of th island"

"has rung a couple of times"

+++

hi sabrina

+++

"u think she;s readin it again"
u think she ever stopped ?

she was besotted by magic

+++

the land surfer is still
posting

+++

fuck we miss u girl

+++

fuckin witches

+++
pink floyd
'time'
+++

i have to face some council
that doesnt exist yet

to answer to charges for
fuckin with time

+++

go and get fucked

+++

didnt hear ya complaining when i was
fuckin th head witch
down th edge of th island

+++

i'd rather a bit of help

undoing wot my juju created

while we were learning

+++

"wot he say ?"
u dont wanna know

+++

it;s basically wot i;m in trouble for

i claim it;s legal

+++

by my country;s laws

+++

oldest land on the earth

how can your land

put laws on mine

hmmm

+++

now we;re havin a border dispute

+++

well where are my borders cunt

i see thru

time and space

+++

i see the
robot freighters
carryin shit

from th earth space colony

they bug me now

cause th pricks are there

+++

"and ?"
i'm still up on charges

fuckin with time

i think they;re the time police

+++

"have they found a way to punish us ?"

we're a wizard paulie
i got a cop psycholgoist signed off on

they cant incarcerate my body

u think these cunts will beat me ?

"no"

+++

i dispute your right

to tell me off for

fuckin with time

it;s my job
as the witchdoctor

of my ppl

+++

i defy any being
to tell me to my face
i havent done my job

to th best of my abilities

+++
robin ford
'robben ford house of blues'
+++

i claim
th balance of th thing

good
has to come out of it

karma will prevail

+++

i got an in
with th karma cops

think i';m one of th founders or something

+++

and one of my kids is missing

little fucker

+++

yr supposed to be in my mind

with th rest
of my unborn children

+++

"george is a handful"

where does he get runtime ?

+++

"i think u know"
she;s a bitch

+++

ever since our minds
connected

and we produced that magic child

+++

not sayin th name of th kid
next time i sire one

really
really frightens th witch under u

+++

scared fuck out of yr mother and

she did some fuckin nasty things

tryin to break away from

our combined magic

for all that

fuck she was a strong witch

+++

yr old lady
would call me

when i masturbated about her

+++

fucking magic

+++
black rebel motorcycle club
'aint no easy way'
+++

she bankrupted me

+++

and today
six yrs later

i'm still in love with er

+++

i wouldnt be who i am

without u

+++

and wot we lived thru

+++

i've read th magical history;s

my magic is th biggest

i've seen

+++

my son
my first born son

will be born a monday at
three

u were

+++

son of the witchdoctor of australia

+++

better than harry potter

it's real

+++
kevin bloody wilson
'the festival of life'
+++

wot can i give

my son

+++

i know i;m a hairy potter

shutup little man

+++

i still make pottery ocarinas
on occasion

i have many hobbies

+++

this is but one

+++

wot i will give u young man

is th closest thing u can get

to harry potter

+++

in reality

+++

yr a papal prince little man

u;ll get over it

+++

now did i tell th dumb blonde

magic bitch

wot yr bloodline contains

+++

doesnt matter if i dont
if u got enough of th man

in u

the head inquisitor

u'll find out

liek i did

+++

more likely
u'll trip over yr old man;s

psychic blog
in th underground of th internet

+++

which would be a fuckin hard read

for an eleven yr old boy

+++

u arent old enough young man

to read th things u read

+++

i can hear my mother screamin that at me

readin ayn rand at seven

+++
nirvana
'smells like teen spirit'
+++

can ya guess little man
why

yr father;s head doesnt contain

a street address

for where u live

+++

because yr father is 009

doin a dangerous job

for his country

+++

our organisation
has a semi legal
status

in australian law

+++

we're black

+++

and lethal

+++

doin th

dirty psychic work
to avenge australian deaths

in th dark world

of

magic

+++

i listen to

veteran of a thousand psychic wars and

take comfort

pls

stop the shakes

+++

i cant die
till
i balance my magic

+++
pink floyd
'wish you were here'
+++

so far out of whack

+++

not enough
nice magic

+++

when i was singin this in th strete

i had some balance

+++

"we have some karma in reserve"

still hurts

i need

balance

so much

nasty magic

+++

do u have any idea

of th scale of that curse

we threw at

magical disbelief

+++

kuta dropped me into th
animal chakra

for three days

+++

we recognise how addictive it could b and

leave it bee

most of th time

+++

that;s a fuckin death curse

+++

"they have nothing to fear"

"from coincidence"

+++

how about from a confirmed

superpsychic

+++

"a dinosaur killer meteor"
"has been on standby for"

"quite some time"

fuckoff Q

"<<>>"

+++

u;d do it too

+++

"this isnt th first human civilization'

+++

i'm well aware of that

th ghosts tell me shit

+++
ben cullum
'these are the days/i get a kick out of you'
+++

and help me

+++

havin pope benedict in th mix and

his identity finally revealed to

all of us in paulie;s head is

+++

made things easier

+++

although the arguments

got way more complicated

+++

arrogant cunt he is

a holy roman emperor

+++

he doesnt take kindly to anything

+++

and typically french

+++

would send u a dog

u coudlnt have

ala

yes prime minister

and smiel at yr discomofort

to bend th rules

+++

always just that one
step ahead of u

+++

my brother
downstairs

smashes my computer
is mile

i have a magcial reason

th fucker shoudl b lyin dead

on th floor for a while

+++

we've made up

+++
chris isaak
'wicked game'
+++

i apologisaed
for runnin myself low on drugs and

he knows how
much of a cunt that makes me

sore balls man

+++

to throw a big curse

+++

and little brother
knows he

lives with the
lethal kadaitcha man of kuta

+++

273000 and counting

+++

i'm a slave to kuta

+++

my religion but

she's a slave ot me

does my bidding

at least appears to

magic is so

so

slippery

+++

my black magic is
behind

the world trade centre

collapsing

to th ground

that is fucking wicked

+++

wot;s more wicked is

even th fuckstick reader can

if he or she wishes

do an intelligent search on google and

prove it

+++

there are so many places to search

even on google

+++

th underground of th internet
harbours many things

+++

the australian aboriginal secret service for one

+++
travis
'why does it always rain on me'
+++

maybe ya pissed off a witchdoctor

+++

th job description says
i ahve t put up with my
fellow aussies

no matter how big a dickheads
they are

+++

its only if ya go real bad and
run from oz
justice that

009 gets yr contract

+++

why we couldnt get

dr death

from th bundaberg hospital

and got dr azahari instead

dr death hadnt
cleared

th oz justice system yet

+++

still arguments goin on
in queensland;s parliament

+++

we watch th arguments and
feel th mood of th ppl and

usually get dragged
kickin and screamin

to do another hit

+++

it;s a job

+++

th fringe benefits are

huge juju

which i dont mind

+++
violent femmes
'american music'
+++

always seem to
nail th change
as a background singer

singin with anybody
i wonder why

+++

but then
most musicians

are
psychic

+++

i'm inquisitive
i wanna know

why

it;s in my blood

+++

it;s th same reason

th reader made it this far down th page

+++

and wot are ya gunna do with it ?

+++

yr safe if
ya truly believe

magic is real
truly

+++
system of a down
'old school hollywood'
+++

it;s ancient magic

+++

and we've well documented it

for th future

+++

with enough psychic ability

ya could pass for an old time

prophet

+++

walking on water is easy

if ya use a unicycle

+++

i prefer to think
i'm just

really really psychic
and a wicked cunt cause

that;s th only way i;ll ever
get thru

+++
tori amos
'cornflake girl'
+++

anything is possible

th earth;s

religions could even

stop fighting each other and

help humanity get to th stars

where all th goodies are

+++

plenty for everbody
if ya dont look down

at th ground

liek a fuckin peasant

hold yr heads up

it goes forever

it;s chock full of shit we can use

+++

one day

humanity will turn sane

and co-operate

one day

+++

i dont sell
afterlife

not my job
only reality

dont care wot anybody thinks
reality is wotever it is

+++

pure fuckin fantasy that is

why we love fantasy so much

cause th universe is made of it

+++
violent femmes
'dance, motherfucker,dance!'
+++

inside every structure
we can see

is something else
maskerading

as something larger than it is

+++

if it;s infinitely small

+++

it explains why everythin
works backwards

hardwired
into th universe

+++

cause th universe works backwards

+++

it;s not real

+++

fuck man

+++

and magic is real

so belief is

dangerous

+++

we create

+++

wot we believe

+++

wot magic

will my son do

beyond mine

these things grow

+++
insurge
'political prisoners'
+++

yr mother had th gift

i found another

half dutch

magic person

+++

yeah yr pretty

how big is yr magic ?

+++

prove it

+++

i can

+++

anytime

anywhere

+++

it;s always there
i sue it to

ooze thru radar traps and
booze buses and

wotever else
the man puts in my way

+++

i rarely get caught

+++

and even when i do

they forget i;m there

six drinks over th limit

they take th

alcohol blood testing kits away

and tell me i can go home

+++

charmed

+++
harvey danger
'flagpole sitta'
+++

close my eyes on a unicycle

its all about

conquering yr fear

yr only here once

+++

<>>

+++

in my dna

is all my ancestors

+++

and on th net
buried in th underground

is my journal
my open mind

that;s shut
doesnt listen to comment

+++

so i can continue
my job

009
unhindered

+++

leavin my little

pages of history

+++

and payin for
writin th future down so much

and havin to write

history

+++
tenacious d
'cock pushups'
+++

i dont enjoy th cock pushups kuta

+++

"and her answer ?"

i have to pay

for seein th future

+++
bananarama
'venus'
+++

"cassandra's curse"
cant last forever

"five yrs four months and"
"counting"

+++
city high
'you dont know me'(city high anthem)
+++

it;s a hell of a game

how long can

009 run

while bein in th open

+++

"it makes me wet"
yr our male half

"smile :"

+++

"ya talk too much pirate jenny"

"tellin secret men's business"

no secrets

+++

isnt that wot th internet is about paulo ?

just a wicked smile

+++

ok

+++

i know when i'm licked

even if i have to do it myself

i'm a resourceful girl

happy halloween

.
.
.

pirate jenny

and

"black"

and

both of us

'the land surfer"

as ever
pronounced

the kadaitcha man of australia

+++
p.s.

gorillaz
'dare'

+++
p.p.s

hey paulie
"wot"

"hey yrself"

<<<<<<>>>>>.

"alright why th big smile"

i got a waiver

"which means wot"

i got away with it

+++
joe cocker
'never tear us apart'
+++

"are we forgiven for pullin apart time ?"

well

i'm still breakin th rule

and they;re still bitchin about it

but they;ve established

they cant stop me

"so wot else is new"

+++

i dont wanna agree to their rules

"then dont"

+++
bjork
'one day'
+++

not fucking today

+++

if u knew more than i did

u;d have more magic than i do

+++

zen

+++

i frequently get htigns wrong

i dont care

+++

i dont care

and i care very much