Heaven on a stick
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hey there psychic blog

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the velvet underground and nico
'venus in furs'
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i am a bit hot

just got off th unicycle

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i'lll just smoke some drugs
"and sip some coffee"

yeah that too

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had nipple clamp

th monoshock unicycle

down th grass verge

down on th big road

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a trip back from th service station

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that's th second uni
i've taken to th servo today

27 lb still

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both were down to around
12

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though th hardtail
26

helped straighten my spine

put five k's on her after munch and

i can feel th difference

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th monoshock isnt perfectly straight

but it

makes up for its errors

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had em both out today

on much th same ride

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i dig th suspended ride

but th spring is a bit savage

bit like cantering a horse

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i wanna suspended 26

or give me gears paulie

"we're workin on it"

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doin slaloms
on th fotpath

off th pavement

thru th grass and

back onto th pavement

we're pushin th speed

of th transitions

still in flight test

this is living

didnt go cuntup tonight

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cept onto th footbridge

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unknown artist
'track 4'
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fuck that
's a stepup

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We passed out on th stair - lyric

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smartarse blog

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lookout
no fuckin brakes

went to do a slide in th servo

after airing up and

she did a ewie on me
and spat me

haha

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but mostly well behaved

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we never lost control - lyric

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isnt this nrivana
the man who sold the world

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i chucked a second slide
to a

stop

ah that's much better

onward nippleclamp

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come nippleclamp

away

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jeez

ya get off th line nice

bein broken in th middle like that

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sprung baby

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i get to keep more weight
on th seat

than on th pedals

for longer

mostly excellent

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if ya get pussy though

and take too much weight off th seat

thats; when things get interesting

th spring

stuck in sport mode

i'm ridin a 300 pound spring with

a shortened swingarm

abomination

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but fuck it handles

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i missed th tail

ridin th hardtail this arv

missed havin a tail

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doesnt turn as fast

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nirvana
'polly'
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polly wants a headjob

he's a bad parrot

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we'll throw u in
with th indoor budgie hunting
next time polly

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as ever though

i didnt get th true rhythm of th beast

till i closed my eyes

not telling you anything ya dont know

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six days
is an awesome track to ride to

sorry

surf
on one wheel
but

icehouse

by icehouse

sent shivers up my spine

that first time

i heard it on one wheel

in th mp3 player

earplugs

goin down th big road

down th bike track

under th eucalypt trees

dodgin sticks and

runnin over em on purpose

in th moonlight

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two days past full

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was gorgeous fly

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pirate jenny
'wheel tail monkey'
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me i'm afraid

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"was four weeks of yoga for that gorgeous fly"

"and a reset from th big wheel"

spine straightener

"she's dead straight"

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i love th way it
articulates

goin up th traffic island

unhinges th four wheel drivers

i got a one wheel drive

with big suspension

flashin red light

behind th shockie

cause th bitch is dangerous

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nippleclamp

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but no

face plant stacks

since she got th chop

thank th tripper dude

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she's still running amok
very nicely man

very nicely indeed

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twists heads anyway

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can i ride uphill

wot a fuckhead

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just come out of th
dirt race track and

missed th tree by centimetres

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noosha fox
'only you can'(single version)
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fuckoff psychic blog

thousands world wide

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th tyre's gone off

a bald knobbie

but it;s
still in flight test

we'll ride it till it

pops

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i dont mind ridin a flat

and i replace th tube anyway

i dotn get many flats

did in th beginning

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i came out of th surf
on th 27

surf unicycle

half bicycle and

th tyre was dead flat

hadnt noticed

in th white water

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27 by inch and a quarter
and

low tide and

12 lb

half a semi racer

wot;s that ?

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we've rebuilt yr hub dear but

yr wheel is terribly sloppy

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bob marley
'misty morning'
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took ya to th shop th other week

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bit liek this song really

well

this copy

is disjointed

limewire musta gone nuts

it's got a

T

at th beginning of th name though

it knows

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took
nippleclamp

over th redcliffe
skatebowl
w
all

with a bald knobbie

i
sat astride th beast

against th post for

at least a minute

before i rode up and
dropped over

she sailed ove rok but

i only dropped over 3 times

bit slippery

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powderfinger
'since you;ve been gone'
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i love it
when th tyre lands

diagonally and

slides

yummie

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th edge
is too slippery

ya have to jump
over

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th young fellas in th bowl

asked if i could go down th wall

i;d just crashed

goin up and

i dropped a boradlside to
plant th bitcha nd

dropped straight over it

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hmm

fuckin safety bicycle riders

girl's bikes

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bad taste in th mouth

i ned some drugs

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i havent ridden
in th fortitude valley

in brisbane

for six months

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dont wanan come back

any place

that can have a council

fine a monocycle

a man;s bike

for bein a safety bicycle

just

uggh

more drugs over here

these ppl have lost it

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i did my blackban of six months and

i still dont wanna come back

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fuck the fortitude valley

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the offspring
'staring at the sun'
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never saw my new
monoshock beast

did ya

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suck shit

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th LST

limited slip tripper

"Land surfer mk Three"

hmm

we share design rights

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"who chopped a monoshock bicycle in half ?"
point taken

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rode that down th mall

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lookout cunts
big arse bitch comin thru

no fuckin brakes

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eminem
'lose yourself'
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she's a trimmer beeatch now

she got hit up th arse

with a

gas axe

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beautifully trimmed

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and a proper
triangulated
swingarm

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inherent antidive

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faster backpedal braking

faster off th mark

more forgiving

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will ride over a two inch rock and

it upsets th unicycle
nill

th rock spits out th rear and

y have to committ

seriously committ

amazing wot it will travel over

dead smooth

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with th spring

ya get into a decent canter

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i like th slower speeds
better though

swoopin side to side
building momentum

in th flywheel

wot am i gunna ride over next ?

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th weirdest feeling though

is when th wheel

hangs up

beneath you

you feel it thru th pedals but

not thru th seat

but u know it;s coming

when th spring rebounds and

th wheel catches up with u

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is weird as

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doesnt spin in th moss though
disappointing

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do re mi
'track 13'
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i checked out th local drains today

nicely cleaned out and

nearly ready for this beast

with a brand new

holy roller tyre

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now can i get th nephew
to ride point

on his racing dirt bicycle
probably

dont care either way

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he preferrs to follow th uni
thru unknown terrain

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finally
i have a unicycle

i can ride th ru th dust bowls
at th local bicycle tracks

fuckin tree roots

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i got in one
tiny creek crossing tonight

a patch of clay
just crusted over

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just squishy underwheel

not as savage as th

moss

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had to put five k's on

th hardtail today

warmup for th moss

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george
'sellout'
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when it spins
two for one

for ground speed
and ya know

for a certainty

you can handle a gear change

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how about a seven speed

but i want at least

one disc brake

fuck throwin it sideways

at speed

wrenchin my back

do too much of it

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flight test
on th surf unicycle

with a working brake

anything over

thirty k's

was gorgeous

handle under th seat

some of th stacks were

kinda out there

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tripper thinks like a

motorized skateboard controller

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on a whip cord

with brake finger lever and

gear finger lever

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havent tried a disk brake on a uni

but i'll fly it

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i'll fly anything

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pretty much

as long as it;s screwed together properly

"And even if it aint"

soem of those early models

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half bicycles

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had th chop
and converted to a unicycle

actually

thats;

nippleclamp

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u get enough pictures taken of ya bitch

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system of a down
'lost in hollywood'
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attracts blondes

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i dunno man

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bailed up
outside a nightclub

with two hot blondes
climbin over me

so they can get their photo taken with me

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"dont think th wheel made it in th picture"
it made th body

"ok"

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good for th body

hard riding

on an extreme unicycle

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am i in a cirucs ?

no little boy

i just liek to jump over shit

wont grow up

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where's my other wheel ?

up th arse of th last smartarse cunt who asked

if ya ask nicely

he'll give it to u man

when he figures out how to remove it

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no fuckin respect

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whenever u see
a safety bicycle

u should scream out

girls bike

so th cunts know

there are other bikes out here too

ppl who slide

one wheel

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fuckin pudknocker cocksuckers

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?
'touchdown'
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tenacious d
'karate'
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not with my leg speed

five black belts turned me down in th street

but they had been

kinda noisy

while michael and i sang on th corner

of the fortitude valley

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tenacious d
'double team'
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the leica camera

scared me too

not my fave thing

when i'm singin like a girl

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4 non blondes
'what's going on'(techno remix)
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nuthin dear

just an old character of mine

rock n roll paulie

his memories of

rollin around on a unicycle

singin on street corners

yr dead cunt

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the red hot chilli peppers
'track no16'
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under th big trees

down country lanes

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history so strong - lyric

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this is th journal
of th land surfer

my adventures

the adventures of
the land surfer

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fuck off cunt

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go and play with th peasants

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maybe they'll shake their tits at you

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do re mi
'racing to zero'
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i agree

unrequited sex and drugs and rock n roll

isnt art

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unicycling is better than sex

specially on

good drugs

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liek these ones

scus ei

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riding th crown of th road
in th dark

eye shut

feeling

gravity feeling

for th cars

parked on th sides of th roads

unicycle zen 101

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borrowing inertia

from th flywheel

to mount objects

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city high
'didnt ya'
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and looking up

to see which

bunch of stars in th heavens are

tugging at me

while i'm ridin along

surfin
on one wheel in th dark

the three sisters

bottom three stars

across th big dipper

half hour later

again

up and to th left

alcor

took th extra half hour

in th zone

in balance

fine tuning

alcor

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felt u again tonight

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opened my eyes

and i was looking up and

ah there u are

smack dead centre

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is this my
psychic gift

it;s big enough or
is this gravitic

in nature

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feels sour

like

artificial

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never mind

we;ll find out one day

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kanye west
'golddigger'(ft jamie foxxx)
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"i taste water"
we're not a blue planet hunter yet

singin in a can
at a star

to see if ti songs back
and all alone

not bothered by th heavin mass

of unbelieving humanity

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cunts

pain

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groove aramada
'my friend'
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u keep saying that but

nearly everything in th universe is

opposite

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sorry
i can channel anything

mik says i
channel

the all

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i wont whack yr star
without more information

not even as an experiment

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honest injun

sure as my name is

singularis harmonius pi porcus

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some of th

things

this psychic blog engenders

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- talker to things

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dyson spheres
with living heat plasmas and

an old black man
in a desert

beside an inner sea

a thousand yrs ago

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why did i ever ride my
surf unicycle

over th dead volcano

kuta

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u have my heart kuta

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bee u

extinct volcano or
hive of stingless bees

or even

both

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Heaven on a stick is

ridin over a mountain

on a unicycle

that first time

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i didnt know it would make me

a lethal witchdcor with

3600 thousanbd kilsl ot my name but

hey

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simon and garfunkel
'cecila'
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it;s all good

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pirate jenny

"black - triple o"

=

the land surfer

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p.s.

*

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pink floyd
'fearless'
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