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Author: Aunty KreistAunty Kreist Date: Jul 16, 2007 15:25
On Jul 16, 4:44 am, ren hotmail.com> wrote:
> Spoiler to Follow
>
> I read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows a while ago and I will
> highlight what happens.
>
> Hermione's hair gets fried off and grows back straight and normal.
>
> Harry and Ginny have sex.
>
> Ron and Hermione plan to marry.
>
> Ron gets put in a coma by Belatrix and he dies.
>
> Ginny sacrifices herself to help Harry kill Voldemort.
>
> Snape was loyal to Hogwarts all along and helps Harry kill Voldemort
> by not trying hard enough to poison Harry. But Snape is martyred when
> Voldemort discovers Snape's true loyalty.
>
> Just about everybody dies. Anybody with red hair dies.
>
> Giants Hagrid and Gwap get torn apart by werewolves. It is a
> disgusting part of the story and children shouldn't read it.
>
> Harry and Hermione survive but there are still death eaters around
> even after the death of their leader.
>
> Harry and Hermione seek comfort in their grief and have sex. They get
> married and become Aurors.
>
> Hermione has two children, one Albus, the other James.
>
> The next book will pick-up after the birth of their children who go to
> Hogwarts.
>
> Neville becomes the Herbology teacher of Harry's and Hermione's sons.
Haha neener! I get to dress to the nines in my Narcissa costume, meet
up with my Lucius and Draco, and attend a huge HP festival/
extravaganza, painting the town Malfoy the whole time, of course.
Wand? Check. Dark mark? Check.
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