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I read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows a while ago and I will
highlight what happens.

Hermione's hair gets fried off and grows back straight and normal.

Harry and Ginny have sex.

Ron and Hermione plan to marry.

Ron gets put in a coma by Belatrix and he dies.

Ginny sacrifices herself to help Harry kill Voldemort.

Snape was loyal to Hogwarts all along and helps Harry kill Voldemort
by not trying hard enough to poison Harry. But Snape is martyred when
Voldemort discovers Snape's true loyalty.

Just about everybody dies. Anybody with red hair dies.

Giants Hagrid and Gwap get torn apart by werewolves. It is a
disgusting part of the story and children shouldn't read it.

Harry and Hermione survive but there are still death eaters around
even after the death of their leader.

Harry and Hermione seek comfort in their grief and have sex. They get
married and become Aurors.

Hermione has two children, one Albus, the other James.

You know I'm kidding. I have yet to read the book.

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Don't be silly - the Brits can't make good onion rings to save their
souls.

On Jul 16, 11:31 am, Barnabas Collins gmail.com>
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On Jul 16, 6:03 am, ren hotmail.com> wrote:

I was going to ask if I could borrow it. Ron will never die.

I created a Fairytale spin off years ago.

Albus the White Wizard Dumbledoor fell madly in love with a powerful
dark Fey named Morgaine.The High Priestess of Avalon. They conceived a
child, a daughter who studied and became a Priestess of the Holy Isle.
To take her place when her mother passed over. As in Celtic structure
they named her a part of her mothers name. Aine.

Albus, came and went as fathers do, especially since he lived in both
worlds while his daughter was only allowed to touch the mortal world
on the special day of SamHain.

In her fathers guard, she was allowed to attend the Hogworts SamHain
Ball. Dressed in her finest attire and with her mask she spied a dark
handsome man she could only feel energy as trouble. Their eyes
locked..The rest was fated.

On Jul 16, 4:12 pm, aine_nicne...@hotmail.com wrote:


I just hopped in this thread to say that I could easily see why you'd
go for Sirius. He's a sexy bitch.

(Gary Oldman was a great casting choice!)

On Jul 16, 1:20 pm, Seamus gmail.com> wrote:

(sigh) I know. I fell for him in the books. Then yes, Oldman was
perfect. I have tons of focused fairytale moments on him in my
imaginary story. I am surprised I got to the ending. He comes back to
me reborn from an acorn I grow. ;) Then I bathe his greasy hair in the
lake and ...(Aine checks the sky...listens for Thunder, Looks for
Birds) Hmm... I am being watched. heehee. Suffice to say, Sirius
washes up sooooo fine.

*narrows eyes* Oh, yeah? Hot Spanish onion, beer batter, double-fried,
drained and crispy - hell, you could *buy* souls with that, let alone save
'em.

Jani

On Jul 16, 5:12 pm, "Jani" dsl.pipex.com> wrote:

Dammit, Jani, you're making me salivate.

Mmm, souls... Er, I mean, Mmm, beer-battered onion rings...

... What?