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Author: Onideus Mad Hatter
Date: Sep 11, 2006 13:09

On Fri, 08 Sep 2006 17:47:41 GMT, Aragorn
wrote:
>>> I'm not a typical ex-Windows user
>> Yeesh, how many times have I heard a line like that. Yeah, yer
>> SPECIAL! Yer UNIQUE!
>Condescending and generalizing seems to be a trait among all Wintrolls,
>doesn't it?

Everyone who mocks you is a "Wintroll" in your lil world, huh kiddo?
>> ...well, no, actually you don't. I mean if the above is ALL the
>> experience you've EVER had with Windows...well you REALLY have no
>> fuckin clue AT ALL as to what you can do on a Win box.
>I've also studied the inner workings of various operating systems.

...well, no, actually you haven't. You JUST SAID that your ONLY
experience with Windows didn't extend any farther than like v3.11 fer
keerist sake. And there's a BIG difference between studying something
and experiencing something. For example if yer gonna go and have
brain surgery done, are you gonna want to go with the guy who "just
studied it" or the guy whose ACTUALLY DONE IT?
>I know how to read and write.

Such trifling achievements must mean *SO* very much to a deficient
intellect such as yourself.
>The latter seems to be somewhat of a challenge to you, doesn't it?

If you didn't have such poor reading comprehension you wouldn't think
my writing was so bad...tell ya what, how about I dumb it all down for
you and stick with monosyllabic words, would that make it better for
you?
>>> And that's just because people keep on talking about it or referring to
>>> it as if it were the most important or greatest operating system in the
>>> world,
>> As far as a production level operating system...it is.
>That alone already shows how narrowminded you are.

No I'm actually the most open minded person on the planet...but then
unlike YOU I have ACTUAL EXPERIENCE, so I KNOW what I'm talking
about...where as you're just kinda fumbling about.
>The MacIntosh has been
>used for virtually just the same (and more) for many years, including now
>that it's driven by OS-X, and OS-X is vastly superior to Windows.

Vastly superior IN WHAT WAY, Downs? I mean you're tryin to tout the
fuckin Mac?! It's like, ATI ports like...what, SEVEN of their
graphics cards to the Mac? Where as on a PC system you have a choice
between dozens and DOZENS of different graphics cards...just with ATI
alone. Even *IF* the operating system was "vastly superior" (which
it's not) you don't have the same flexibility and options as far as
hardware capabilities and upgradability.

And AGAIN I point out the specialized software deficiencies.
>In addition, more advanced production-level workstations run UNIX, not
>Windows. UNIX operating systems are the de facto choice for scientists and
>engineers, and aside from Novell's Netware - which can only be used as a
>dedicated server - they are the only sane choice on a machine hooked up to
>a network.

See, this is where you're all like...fuckin Jesus up the ass. First
of all, Unix is pretty much dead, Linux variants are in active use,
but not so much as a front end so much as a back end. It's like for
high level rendering you're probably using some kind of super-cluster
runnin a Linux variant, BUT that doesn't mean that the actual modeling
and such was done on Linux. Again I bring up the example of my web
server, it's running off Linux, but I sure as fuck didn't CREATE the
websites on Linux. Is any of this clickin for you yet, Sunshine?
What, do I need to convert it into binary for you first or something?
>Windows is as much a joke as you are. I'm sure the two of you will live
>happily ever after.

It's interesting to point out that so far you've not produce a SINGLE
viable counter argument for ANYTHING I've said. Pretty much all
you've done is whine and snit and throw a fit whilst you desperately
scream, "IT'S VASTLY SUPERIOR BECAUSE I WANT IT TO BE!1!"

It's really too bad for you that simply wishing it couldn't make it
come true, huh kiddo?
>> Only in the area of rendering is *nix a viable alternative in that Maya is
>> ported to it. But you start talkin about high level video editing and
>> encoding, graphic design and audio mixing...no, yer so the fuck far
>> outta yer league you couldn't even BREATH.
>Paramount Pictures. Lucasfilm. Industrial Light & Magic. Pixar. Need I
>go on? Oh yes, and that little North American organization called NASA...

Not to point out yer stupidity (again), but if yer talkin about movie
studios then yer most likely talking about rendering...and as I JUST
pointed out, that doesn't matter so much since Maya is ported to
pretty much everything. As far as VIDEO EDITING, GRAPHIC DESIGN and
AUDIO MIXING are concerned, Windows has all the best options. Now,
that's not to say that there aren't bumbling retards like yourself out
there making use of shitware on fumbling alternatives like teh Mac,
but it's sort of like, "Anything you can do, I can do better." and not
to mention faster.
>> And it's not only a matter of quite literarily HUNDREDS of specialized
>> software application that won't run on Linux (even if you try using
>> Wine), it's also a matter of hardware support. Often times even if
>> there's a driver for a piece of hardware available for *nix it's
>> usually a deficient alternative, which more often than not isn't even
>> able to make full use of the hardware's functionality and efficiency.
>Absolute hogwash. The availability of hardware drivers is a matter of the
>hardware vendors, and the hardware industry is strongly supporting
>Microsoft, for the obvious reason that every new version of Windows will
>require more powerful hardware.
>
>Well, that and the non-disclosure agreements they've got going on with
>Microsoft.

...so then you actually agree with me, hardware options on Linux are
grossly deficient. I'm sure you give a fuck as to the reason why,
what with Linux being your demigod and all, but I personally couldn't
give fuck all what 'the evul corporations" are supporting or why. I'm
dealing with the sheer reality of the situation, child, not your
wishful thinking and snitting about how "it's not fair".
>>> [...] not to mention that there are a great many number of people who
>>> choose to defend or advocate Windows because they themselves are too
>>> narrowminded to think out of the Microsoft Windows shrinkwrap box [...]
>>
>May I remind you that you're on Usenet, not in some gay bar...

Then why do you keep sucking my cock?
>> Sorry Bumbles, but I spend quite a bit of time with *nix, I even use
>> it for my web server and at one point I invested a considerable amount
>> of my time (around three months straight) attempting to set it up as
>> an alternative to Windows in regards to the software I use to ACTUALLY
>> PRODUCE (something you *nix lusers can't seem to do very much of).
>Yes, I know you use it for your webserver - at least, that's what you said -
>because you're obviously too dumb to set it up as your workstation. You
>wouldn't be the first either.

Oh boy, round and round we go. Maybe I should just link to that other
thread a couple weeks ago that you Linux loving luddites ran away
from....the one that listed more than a half dozen different software
apps that were impossible to get working on Linux (even through Wine)
and had no viable alternatives that could support all the features the
original software had.
>And as a matter of fact, "Bumbles", I *do* use GNU/Linux for *everything* I
>need a computer for, and my team and I actually *do* produce things.

Well, stop runnin at the fuckin mouth and lets see em!
>And I have a very easy time maintaining our webcontent and our servers doing it
>all from my own GNU/Linux workstations than I would in your beloved
>crippled-down yet severely bugridden Windows,

10 to 1 says yer "webcontent" is like plain black text on a white
background. ANYONE can produce that, you bumbling retard. LOL
>which has more holes in it than a fishing net

Which certainly explains why my system has never been compromised.
Bottom line is that more than 95%% of the "holes" on Windows rely on
the stupidity and ignorance of the user, in which case they're
absolutely a moot point to someone with my level of skill.
>and doesn't even have any serious tools without that you
>need to install third-party software.

...um, that's the SAME with Linux, kiddo. I mean it's not like you
just install Linux and suddenly you have every program you'll ever
need. You STILL need to install a shit load of third-party software
if you want to actually produce something worth while...and again, all
the best third party software is largely Windows only.
>And yes, several of our team members actually use Windows on their own
>machines.

Well if they're dealing with high level graphic design of video
editing, they would pretty much have to...but again, yer sites are
probably all plain black text on a white background. Free cl00,
Kiddo, that's not design, that's deficiency.
>So I know what they can and what they cannot do with it.

Just because THEY can't do something with it doesn't mean that it
can't be done, it just means they're as deficient as you seem to be.
>> The endeavor was a complete FAILURE, not only were the software
>> alternatives slower and more cumbersome than the ones I was using on
>> Windows, but in EVERY instance there was a minimum 10%% loss in overall
>> functionality (things you could do with the Win proggies that you
>> couldn't do with the *nix alternatives).
>Hogwash again. You should take a shower more often, with all that garbage
>spilling off of you on random intervals.

Are you claiming that you can get TMPGEnc to run on Linux via Wine and
get it to run as fast as it can on Windows given the same base
hardware? Cause uh, if so you best run the fuck over to Doom9 and let
all the experts there know that you've seen Jesus and cured cancer,
cause that'd be about the level of THAT particular claim. Oh hey,
wanna talk about Adobe AfterEffects and alpha transparent video next
or do you think it's time for you to just run the fuck away? ^_^
>GNU/Linux is a UNIX-type operating system, and UNIX has been around for much
>longer than Bill Gates has been wearing trousers that covered his socks.
>So what you're saying is that nothing got done IT-wise until Windows was
>released? I suppose Microsoft invented the Internet too, right? And
>webpages?

...well, actually before Microsoft and Windows came along (as well as
the Mac, Amiga, etc)...nothing DID get done on computers really as far
as GRAPHIC DESIGN and VIDEO EDITING was concerned. There were some
LIMITED, specialized hardware options for doing extremely basic video
editing and transition effects, but that was about it. Unix certainly
DID NOT start the graphic revolution in computers, kiddo. Of course,
yer a bit of an butt fucked Amish loving Textie...so I can understand
how you wouldn't know about things like graphics and video...hell a
shit eating luddite like you is probably scared to death to see more
than 4 colors on the screen at once.
>> The problem is that most of that functionality was NOT the sort of thing
>> that amateurs, like yourself, would ever need to use, so it was simply
>> skipped.
>Whether I am an amateur or a professional is something you can't possibly
>even know, given that I live on an entirely different continent

The knowledge and comprehension you've exhibited thus far in this
discussion are a testament to the fact that you're nothing but an
amateur who "plays" with computers, rather than using them to produce
anything.
>- although I seem to master the English language far better than you yourself.

o_O

...yeah keep workin on that, Kiddo.
>So keep your condescending adolescent drivel to yourself, will you?

If you don't like my posts why don't you put on some blinders and do
us both a favor by shutting yourself the fuck up and not reading or
replying to my posts...ever.
>Being addicted to point & click interfaces

Yeah that whole "point and click" nonsense, that's just a fad. All
the UBER 1337 Linux tards are keyboard only man...oh yeah, that's
EXTREME!!1! Green monochrome...300 baud rate modem...5 and quarter
floppies...just you wait, they're gonna make a COMEBACK!

LOL...you fuckin fruitcake. Of course, given the fact that you're not
in the US and probably living in some shit ridden 3rd world hovel of a
country, I may not be too far off from describing the level of
technical equipment that your stupid ass is used to dealing with.
Heh, it's NO WONDER you don't like Windows, the only version of
Windows you could actually ever dream of running is Win3.11. ^_^
>and stupid childish denominations such
>as "a folder"

Yeah, "directory tree", now THAT is 1337, huh? I mean, it's teh TREE
yo! And you've got teh ROOT! LOLLOLERSKATES J00 R TEH LIN00X
MASTER!!1!
>or a /sea/ drive, now *that's* what I call amateurism!

Um...okay at this point I'm not entirely convinced that you've ever
actually even used Linux...hell at this point I'm wondering if you've
ever actually INSTALLED an OS...cause uh...well those drive
designations are kinda at the BIOS level, you fuckin fruit k00k.
*rolls eyes*
>> So if I was yer average spazzy lil Dell user playin around with MS Paint,
>> then yes, *nix would be a viable alternative...but on an expert level...it
>> couldn't come anywhere even fuckin close.
>Well, it is my experience that people who call themselves "experts" and
>mention Windows as their operating system of choice are generally all *but*
>experts. Just as it is my experience that people who brag a lot are
>actually endowed with very narrow minds and poor intellect. Your writing
>style and logic so far only corroborate that.

This from the guy who thinks there's no "sea" drive in Linux...btw
st00pid, it's "C" drive. DUM DUM DUM DUM!
>There is a substantial difference between being good/experienced at using a
>particular software suite and understanding operating system technology.

Operating system technology...LOL...how's yer "sea" drive workin out
for ya there, Mr. Operating System Technology Expert! *snicker*
>Maybe one day you'll grow a brain and then you'll see.

Maybe one day you'll rub your last two brain cells together and start
a fire! ^_^
>I won't hold my breath though.

Yeah I wouldn't, as fuckin stupid as you are you might forget you're
holding it and then suffocate to death.
>>> Microsoft doesn't even need to spread Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt - not
>>> that they will let that stop them - because there's enough of that going
>>> round already among the Windows users and the Windows-using GNU/Linux
>>> newbies.
>> 10 to 1 says I've been using Linux for FAR longer than you have,
>> n00b.job.
>I'm not into pissing contests, and I resent having to lower myself to your
>standards. Yet 20 to 1 says you're wrong, oh Immature One.

D00d, you've got no "sea" drive! LOL
>How can you judge me as a newbie

It's yer "sea" drive! ROTFL...
>without knowing my backgrounds,

With yer "sea" drive? *snicker*
>or without knowing _anything_ about me?

I know you don't have a "sea" drive! `, D
>Another stereotypical thing of a Wintroll:

We have "sea" drives?
>if you can't handle the message, attack the messenger...

I don't think I can handle the "sea" drives...seriously, they're
just...overwhelming me...with laughter! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>> Sad but true: if you cater to the less intelligent by dumbing things down
>>> to their level instead of stimulating their knowledge and expertise, you
>>> end up breeding dumber people. Something ado with a human tendency to
>>> intellectual laziness, or so it seems. Quite contrary to what people
>>> expect when they hear the word "evolution", yet perfectly in agreement
>>> with Darwin's theory.
>> Thank you for describing yer average *nix user so eloquently!
>Considering that the majority of the home and office PC users all run
>Windows and that they are the ones to exhibit this behavior, you've just
>shot yourself in the foot. Again.

You're projecting! Again. ^_^

LOL...seriously kid, yer done, put it down, it's time for bed. Go
retard back to the Linux froup and see if you can't find someone a lil
smarter than you to replace yerself with.
>> Maybe if you were a little less dumb and had an OS that actually
>> stimulated your knowledge and expertise you'd be able to actually produce
>> something with some level of creativity...instead of just runnin at
>> the mouth all day long about how Linux is teh greatest OS
>> for...uh...er...all the things you apparently don't do with it. o_O
>Oh, this is a nice one...! Did you actually come up with that all by
>yourself or do you have your Internet ExploDer

Do all the Linux retards ass rape the art of puns as much as you do?
I mean, seriously, you don't like think you're actually being clever
or witty do you? LOL...can you just imagine this stupid kid, sittin
there at the keyboard, face covered in pimples, one hand down his
pants rubbing his short lil chubby and snickering "Internet
ExploDer...he he he he...ExploDer...LOLLOLERSKATES..."

*shudder*

It's rather unfortunate that your mother fumbled with the coat hanger.
>open at some webpage with quotes like that?

ZOMG WTF ITZA INTERNET EXPLODERS LOLLERCOPTER!!1!!!
>Maybe one of your fellow scr1pt k1dd13s on MSN told you
>to tell /that/ to the big bad GNU/Linux user?

I thought all the cool "scr1pt k1dd13s" were using "UNIX" with their
"sea" drives?
>For your information,

Oh, oh, for *MY* information, gettin all snooty there, eh?
>my IQ

LOL

...oh my, your post has suddenly gotten very sad...but VERY
entertaining.

*Hatter pops himself a beer.*
>lies in the upper two percent range of the
>world's population - yes, it has been measured and registered

ZOMG WTF U R TEH ULTRA MENSA MASTER I BOW B4 J00 R MITY INTELLECTS!!1!

*froup line amended*

I think it's only fitting to "share" you with the rest of Usenet.
^_^
>- so I wouldn't be so condescending if I were you.

...or what, yer gonna use "j00 r mityest brainage telekink00kyness"
powers on me?

*shudder*

Boy ya know I'm scared...I mean, seriously, yer like fuckin
EINSTEIN...ON TEH USENET!!1! `, D
>People who insult other
>peoples' intelligence without as much as knowing them are generally not too
>bright themselves, and this whole thread is literally *full* of such
>idiotic and puberesque behavior from you.

It's too bad you can't use all your magixal smarted intelligence to
figure out that I'm not actually insulting you, but MOCKING YOU! LOL
>And for your information,

Oh, oh, Junior is gettin all snitty again!
>I already knew quite a deal on computers and
>microprocessors, and on operating system technology in general when I
>started using GNU/Linux, but ever since I _have_ started using GNU/Linux,
>my knowledge regarding operating system design and networking technology
>has more than tripled.

Tripled, huh? WOW...it's amazing how well you can quantify your
knowledge like that. Tell me, if you converted your uber GNU/Linux
operating systems techn00bology in say...um...quarts. How many would
that be? *snicker*
>And here's another FYI: back when I first installed GNU/Linux, I didn't even
>_have_ an internet connection,

ZOMG REEELY?! Holy shit d00d, you should like put that on your
resume! That's TOTALLY 1337!
>and thus there was no such thing for me as a
>Usenet newsgroup to ask questions on.

Now why would such a super magnum quasar genius like you need to ask
questions?
>I simply Read The /Fine/ Manuals,
>and I had no problems whatsoever setting up GNU/Linux to my liking, and
>hooking it up to the internet once cable internet became available here in
>town.

WOW...that's a GREAT story. I mean, you know before I was "insulting"
you and all, but now that I know how UBER MAXIMIZED yer IQ is and all
about how you magixally installed teh awesomest GNU/Linux...well I
certainly am humbled...you OBVIOUSLY know more than...well shit,
NINETY EIGHT PERCENT OF TEH WHUL WIDES WHIRLD!!1!
>Now please grow up and become a sensible human being.

Do you...do you even have the vaguest concept of how utterly fucking
retarded you've made yourself look in this post? I mean...no, really.
I figure, either you've got to be like...seven years old...or you are
simply THE dumbest mother fucker I have *EVER* seen on Usenet...like,
yer even MORE stupid than Richard the St00pid...in fact, yer *SO*
stupid, you actually make Tracker look intelligent! o_O
>You've been trolling this newsgroup for far longer than you had a voucher for.

What did I vouch for now? Well, you know, aside from the fact that
YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD...LOL...
>And then you Americans wonder why we Europeans

Oh great, a Linux loving Eurotard...LOL...probably a Dutch doorknob or
some stupid fuckin Pollack.
>think you're so stupid

Is it because you think we have "sea" drives? `, D

...seriously, I don't think that's EVER gonna stop being funny!
>- not that we do think that of _all_ Americans, but anyway...
>
>Sheesh...

...yeah. ROTFL

--

Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ¹ x ¹
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes
-------------
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
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