>Now that I have a magnetic implant, I'm way more popular. My one of
>my girlfriends on myspace thinks I'm so cool that she got a lower back
>tattoo. I'm getting phone calls from people working for Ripley's
>Believe It Or Not, who want me to show off my uncanny abilities in one
>of their HBO specials. Yeah, people in Vegas wan't me to come down to
>Sin City & work at their clubs. Even Disney's Epcot Center wants to
>feature me as a science exhibit. Scientists are planning on studying
>me, because an implanted magnet is on the verge of being a functional
>microchip. I can activate electronics with magnetic sensors, just
>using a wave of my hand. I've even got a phone call from Cindy
>Crawford wanting to know if I was available for a private party. It's
>all happening so fast, it's like I don't know what to do! I'm in
>magnetic heaven!!!
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