> Now that I have a magnetic implant, I'm way more popular. My one of
> my girlfriends on myspace thinks I'm so cool that she got a lower back
> tattoo. I'm getting phone calls from people working for Ripley's
> Believe It Or Not, who want me to show off my uncanny abilities in one
> of their HBO specials. Yeah, people in Vegas wan't me to come down to
> Sin City & work at their clubs. Even Disney's Epcot Center wants to
> feature me as a science exhibit. Scientists are planning on studying
> me, because an implanted magnet is on the verge of being a functional
> microchip. I can activate electronics with magnetic sensors, just
> using a wave of my hand. I've even got a phone call from Cindy
> Crawford wanting to know if I was available for a private party. It's
> all happening so fast, it's like I don't know what to do! I'm in
> magnetic heaven!!!