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Author: CoreyWhiteCoreyWhite Date: Aug 18, 2007 09:46
Now that I have a magnetic implant, I'm way more popular. My one of
my girlfriends on myspace thinks I'm so cool that she got a lower back
tattoo. I'm getting phone calls from people working for Ripley's
Believe It Or Not, who want me to show off my uncanny abilities in one
of their HBO specials. Yeah, people in Vegas wan't me to come down to
Sin City & work at their clubs. Even Disney's Epcot Center wants to
feature me as a science exhibit. Scientists are planning on studying
me, because an implanted magnet is on the verge of being a functional
microchip. I can activate electronics with magnetic sensors, just
using a wave of my hand. I've even got a phone call from Cindy
Crawford wanting to know if I was available for a private party. It's
all happening so fast, it's like I don't know...
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Author: Tana's ServantTana's Servant Date: Aug 18, 2007 10:29
You sad fuck;
Tell me Corey, do you actually have a life outside of UseNet?
Enjoy yourself when going though Customs.......
"CoreyWhite" gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1187455562.448476.322560@l22g2000prc.googlegroups.com...> Now that I have a magnetic implant, I'm way more popular. My one of
> my girlfriends...
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Author: RaistRaist Date: Aug 18, 2007 10:53
CoreyWhite wrote:
> Now that I have a magnetic implant, I'm way more popular. My one of
> my girlfriends on myspace thinks I'm so cool that she got a lower back
> tattoo. I'm getting phone calls from people working for Ripley's
> Believe It Or Not, who want me to show off my uncanny abilities in one
> of their HBO specials. Yeah, people in Vegas wan't me to come down to
> Sin City & work at their clubs. Even Disney's Epcot Center wants to
> feature me as a science exhibit. Scientists are planning on studying
> me, because an implanted magnet is on the verge of being a functional
> microchip. I can activate electronics with magnetic sensors, just
> using a wave of my hand. I've even got a phone call from Cindy
> Crawford wanting to know if I was available for a private party. It's
>...
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Author: SeamusSeamus Date: Aug 18, 2007 10:59
On Aug 18, 1:53 pm, Raist wrote:
> Corey, Have you ever won one of the alt.usenet.kook awards?
>
> R.
If not, he should!
Man, I forgot all about alt.usenet.kook - Thanks, Raist.
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Author: TomTom Date: Aug 18, 2007 11:45
> You sad fuck;
>
> Tell me Corey, do you actually have a life outside of UseNet?
Do you have to ask? Isn't it obvious enough for you? Why bother even
reading this idiocy let alone replying to it? Do you *like* noise? Must
you perpetuate it?
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Author: Will TingleWill Tingle Date: Aug 19, 2007 11:43
An infinite number of primates hammered away at an infinite number of
typewriters. CoreyWhite gmail.com> said:>Now that I have a magnetic implant, I'm way more popular. My one of
>my girlfriends on myspace thinks I'm so cool that she got a lower back
>tattoo. I'm getting phone calls from people working for Ripley's
>Believe It Or Not, who want me to show off my uncanny abilities in one
>of their HBO specials. Yeah, people in Vegas wan't me to come down to
>Sin City & work at their clubs. Even Disney's Epcot Center wants to
>feature me as a science exhibit. Scientists are planning on studying
>me, because an implanted magnet is on the verge of being a functional
>microchip. I can activate electronics with magnetic sensors, just
>using a wave of my hand. I've even got a phone...
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