Now that I have a magnetic implant, I'm way more popular. My one of
my girlfriends on myspace thinks I'm so cool that she got a lower back
tattoo. I'm getting phone calls from people working for Ripley's
Believe It Or Not, who want me to show off my uncanny abilities in one
of their HBO specials. Yeah, people in Vegas wan't me to come down to
Sin City & work at their clubs. Even Disney's Epcot Center wants to
feature me as a science exhibit. Scientists are planning on studying
me, because an implanted magnet is on the verge of being a functional
microchip. I can activate electronics with magnetic sensors, just
using a wave of my hand. I've even got a phone call from Cindy
Crawford wanting to know if I was available for a private party. It's
all happening so fast, it's like I don't know what to do! I'm in
magnetic heaven!!!