flirting with th animal chakra
+++

gday psychic blog

+++
gorillaz
'dare'
+++

do ya have to do it
to get higher psychic powers paulo ?

+++

"i dunno"

"think it helps"

+++

th balance thing

"it;s in everything"

+++

how do girls do it ?

"fucked if i know"

+++
smashing pumpkins
'1979'
+++

i feel sorry for ya strawberry

cant go down on yrself

+++

something i can do but

u cant

+++

where's th equality in that

+++

if she cant

contact th animal in her

how can she find th opposite

+++

poor thing

+++

cute but

+++

for every action
there's an equal

and opposite
reaction

+++

if a hundred thousand ppl
are gunna die in an earthquake

i throw a curse
on th internet before it happens

killin them cause
i see them dying

+++

and score a cool
hundred grand

on my personal killcount

+++

u really think 273000 paulie ?

"th figures are rubbery"

"they didnt dig em all up"

+++

more drugs over here...

+++
beats international
'dub be good to me'
+++

why oh why

does a chick never listen when

ya tell her yr allergic to girls

+++

ya make my testicles ache

+++

i dont wanna sleepnext to ya

without sex

ever

+++
garbage
'androgyny'
+++

masturbation doesnt cut it

my body wants

u

+++

then fuck off bitch

no brained bitch

+++

th last wife
came to th dcotors with me

listened to th learned man and

didnt listen to a word

+++

wanted to rollit back to

just friends

and live in th same house

i wont live in any house

with a woman i aint fucking

+++

ya fuckin stupid blonde

cant believe i gave u a magic child

+++

if he inherits yr brains

th world is in trouble

+++

poor little bugger

named at birth

jesus that little boy is well hung

to help u with th women young man

course

liek yr old man

u might float

either side of th gender line

+++

"hey jennifer"

+++

all th trannies seem to be

well hung

th girls do that to emselves

+++

if i wasnt androgynous

i wouldnt get off

girlie style

cumming over th edge while

playin in th animal chakra

+++
4 non blondes
'what's going on'(techno remix)
+++

wouldnt go in th
program

and attend th
counselling sessions

to have th sexchange
till i could cum liek a girl

just from th nipples

+++

makes me wet

+++

i dont like wearing a shirt

i left th program

+++

found this

i aint cuttin it off

+++

oops

bumped th insert key and

th sound died

+++

there's gotta be a way
she can do it paulie

anything is possible

+++

"is that our problem ?"

+++

it hurts her

"maybe she deserves it"

paulie

+++

"maybe if she took out a couple ribs"

+++
george
'spawn'
+++

poor thing
cant reach

nirvana

+++

how ya gunna

open up th psychic channels

+++

"all that testicle pain has given us"
"huge juju"

descended from a pope
family curse

yr a cunt pope benedict

+++

"is that fair ?"
i dont care

+++

my gay lady friends

cant do wot i can do

+++

your magic will never be as

aggressive

+++
paul young
'love of the common people'
+++

when u can kill
a hundred thousand ppl
with a single psychic curse

in an internet server

recorded for all

time

+++

magick

+++

pure voodoo

+++

worst kind

+++

th animal chakra kind

all th books say

dont play there

+++

turned away from being

animal

+++
massive attack
'inertia creeps'
+++

we're all boys
he is fourteen

found three stick books
pornography

sittin on th end of th bath this morning

+++

no-one's owned up to it

i care

+++

be glad yr uncle was around to

laugh

+++

and calm him down

+++

he has similar testicles to his
twin souled brother

"hi"
yr a cunt black

+++

"i am"

+++

th paint reacted with
th spray putty

"oh ok"
"thought it was something liek that"

'it;s bruising"

+++

and not a good match

"fuckin silver cars"

+++

got th suspension workin
on th monoshock unicycle
on th way to th shops today

"she rides hard"

+++

i wanna go jump off th skatebowl wall

"another week"

ok

+++

"unless we empty th truck"
"and me and th nephew take both unicycles"

+++
tenacious d
'tribute'
+++

"i just wanna get stoned this afternoon"

and feel no testicles

+++

might
surf ot th pub

on one wheel

a little later ona nd

purchase a sixpack of

bourbon

+++

"rum"

+++

if i drink rum i'll

put a psychic curse on penn and teller

"how's hamster goin ?"

slipped off th news

+++

"ya hate th fat cunt that much ?"

yes

+++

flirting with th animal chakra

it can make u a

psychic killer

+++

very bad

+++

dont do this at home

+++
4 non blondes
'what's going on'(remix)
+++

<<< smile >>>

oh u cant

+++

ok bianca i

stuck a cropped shot of yr face
on my desktop and

logged on to th net

descendant of th head inquisitor

of th french inquisition

i found about

another twelve movies of u

i didnt know existed

without looking for em

just

synchronicity

thanks gorgeous

+++

love my gift sometimes

specially when it;s

been nicely warmed up

can i

write a decent clue

to th song about to play

next

in this mad computer

+++

yr damn flexible for a boy girl

+++

"t girl"

+++

wommie was complaining last night

he's done his sternum in

mine;s never recovered wommie

takes constant yoga

cause it comes out in th spine

+++

i found yoga at eleven

+++

mad hippie girl
in th back of a

split screen kombi van

+++
system of a down
'radio/video'
+++

in 1973

wandering around hippie europe

+++

on her way to marakesh

+++

norwegian
local radio in

in 1973

+++

smoke enough joints it

starts to make sense

ya can sense th

emotions anyway

+++

"bet ya she listens to"

"royksopp now"

i wont take take bet

+++

mind expansion and

dangerous practises

+++

black magic

+++

i am
the lethal kadaitcha man of

kuta
009

+++

i pointed th bone of death at
dr death

on th internet and
dr azahari

bomb maker for both
kuta beach bomb attacks

dropped dead

12 days later

kuta smiles

+++
violent femmes
'black girls'
+++

worst doctor in th world

that kuta could see

stop chastising me for missing

dr death from bundaberg

i got my kill

+++

cunts

+++

i'm still
vice president

of a bundaberg
motor cycle club

+++

it's double jeapordy and

my juju is too big

+++

that indian guy

put a burr in my tail

th other day

my sore testicles just
wanted to reach out and

+++

th mobile phone battery

just hit

full battery

"i can taste it"

+++

havin to sit
further back

from th computer these days

+++

ultra sensitive

"and a cunt"

but thta makes sense

+++

at least
after five yrs of training

we can sorta trust it

+++

"operant conditioning"

mind hacking

+++

more fun than

usin
memory mapped files

to ask explorer.exe
in windows 95

questions it isnt supoosed to
answer and

using th
simplest language

visual basic

+++

but th analogy works

for cross process messaging

paulei and i

+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no05'
+++

look after our body a lot better now

i stopped goin out as a chick and

dirty dancin with five chicks

+++

i was only fuckin one

nymphomaniac at th time

+++

we have to have a
face to face

heart to heart womble

+++

black wont fuck anything less

he gets seven day a week sex

fucks jenny's orgasm for

four days

otherwise

+++

took us ages to figure out

together

+++

we never had control of

which personality was

doin th talking

till we started talking

together

+++

a psychic war

was going on

+++

th doctor in bundaberg said

have a sexchange and

my personality

blossomed

+++

but why was i put here ?

+++

said my last child;s name

when i came

true son of a

wizard

+++

yr mother rang me
when i masturbated about her

she deserved a magic
child

+++
pulp fiction urge overkill
'girl you'll be a woman soon'
+++

first wife was

six foot one and a half
redhead

lesbian

+++

a bouncer

+++

beat up boys and girls

in th fortitude valley

+++

after my second marriage i

also ended up

in the fortitude valley

singing on strete corners

liek a girl

+++

th last redhead

i lived with

versace lady jane

ten months

first go around

called me jenny

+++

at 44

both legs

still go behind my head

+++

same as

when i was twelve

+++
my drug hell
'girl at the bus stop'
+++

stuck in puberty

+++

being psychic

i know i'll see my own death

i cant see it

+++

i cant fucking see it

+++

i never lived life to

live forever

+++

my stepfather
missed me

with a bullet

after killin th old lady

and her boyfriend

+++

i drop into skatebowls
on a unicycle

half cut

on bourbon and

marijauna

will i ever grow up ?

+++

my initials are
pp

wit hth new last name they gave me

+++

th man who raised me

when i was real good

called me

pietro

+++

peter

+++

i feel liek peter pan

stuck in puberty

suffering a young man;s problem

allergic to grils

blue balls hell

+++

and eighteen mnths

since my last root

give or take

+++
b2k
'bump bump bump'
+++

i go off women

for about a yr or so

till th next one comes along

and wont take no for an answer

+++

some of em are awful insistant

+++

i met my first wife

at th pub

she was chattin up th

pub prickteaser

th blonde chick no-one could lay

+++

course

i fucker er

and typcial
th prickteaser aint that great in bed

i'll have th lesbian pls so

i wnet to th club
she was bouncin at and

she was so cut at me
for beatin her to th pub prickteaser

she'd invested much time

she fucked me stupid

+++

for five yrs

and married me

on a harley

to led zeppelin

i lead a charmed life

+++

second wedding

i had a blues brothers wedding

+++

but little brother
didnt have th
69 pilalrless
dogs penis

sorry

dodge phoenix

which he did have

at my first wedding

+++

th real blues brothers hey little brother

+++

with blue balls to prove it

+++
the offspring
'she;s got issues'
+++

fuckin oath kuta

+++

i sacked two girlfriends cause

th sex went under

one day in two

runnin two chicks

+++

man that hurt

+++

i'm thinkin
i'll switch to tranny;s

this go around

last time in th gay bar i

had a lotta fun dancin

+++

"there was a chick in th mix"

she was bi

+++

"not black she was interested in"
so she said

+++

th chicks will drive ya nuts little man

+++

first tim
i rocked into th
samford pub

on th two tone blue
bigbore sidecar

five of my exgirlfriends

w
ere waitin at th pub

to talk to her

+++

sittin at a table by emselves

weird as

+++

ya didnt listen to em did ya

+++

did all th talking as i recall

+++
rehab
'it dont matter'
+++

wot does a boy know

+++

he;s not human

doesnt have an opinion

+++

just a boy

+++

99.99999999%%
dont believe

blue balls every day is
a real problem

till they know me a bit better
and meet my twin brother

black
specially when his skin has gone

grey

+++

"meet th cunt"

+++

six foot seven

and all muscles

black will go straight thru u

+++

i'd leave th pub
on a sidecar

with a unicycle in th
chair

put it up on
two wheels and

drop th clutch at nine grand on th tacho

one wheel wheelie

+++

a training wheel indeed

+++
jewel
'i wont walk away'
+++

i drop into a skatebowl

i own it

i've got th biggest testicles there

not one boy willing to argue it

+++

monoshock suspension unicycle
with a fancy swingarm

droppin over th wall
without mishaps

doin a ewie
down on th flat

get a good runup and

up over

the wall

clean

+++

after i've
gone over top

in both directions

abotu seven times

th little boys mouths come open

ok u can do that
wot else can ya do ?

+++

i turn up th music

in th mp3 player

and only talk to th ones with

stones

+++

supposed to be
middle aged

not blowin away th boys
in th local hoods hangout

+++

"my hashpipe"

"needs a another steam clean jennifer"

i'm not doin coommunity service

for not wearin a lid

on a unicycle anymore

+++
mash ups
'Blvd of Broken Songs' (Green Day & Oasis mash-up)
+++

"i've got a ticket"
"for ridina bicycle"
"thru the fortitude valley"
"entertainment district"

"i was on a unicycle"

wanna do time ?

instead of payin th fine ?

"they cant inarcerate our body"

he;s already signed off on that

nice pig

can i thinka bou ti

i;ve done it enough times

+++

"ya got three weeks"

or they'll throw me inside for three days

i dont think so

+++

if th bars are
electrical

u got problems
big problems

+++

petrie police station

suffered a total blackout

in our last runin

+++

fuck i laughed

+++

it;s a self clearance certificate mr plod

yr beginning to bother

a real powerful psychic

oh

all th power has gone out and

th detectives out th back are screamin

about lost data

th fuckin computers have gone offline

wot happened to th

uninterrupted power supply

<<>>

+++

it;s good to be th wizard

standin at th counter

with a unicycle

+++
big audio dynamite II
'the globe'
+++

judge a book by it;s cover

th chameleon will laugh at ya

every fucking time

+++

dont know wot
sex i am

or wot colour

neither do i

+++

i learned a two or thing
singin on strete corners

at 3 am

with th drug fucked

+++

i dunno womble
u;ve both toured in rock bands

why do u ascribe
normal behaviour

on our friend
wal

+++

course i'll come and sing at yr party

+++

if i cant get th paint on th falcon to
stabilize

i'll borrow th range rover

+++

nah fuck that

he;d rather i took th

land rover

bullbar and

plating all over it

tough truck

+++

i;d arrive girlier

and sing better

+++

have u and wal

put anymor einto that song

u know

if th three of us

jammed on it togetether it'd be

gold

+++

true as
th lead singer of golden earring bein my

mothers second cousin

+++

two days
befoer y aran gwomble

to ask

i picke dup th guitar and
started forcin th voice to work again

+++
oasis
'fucking in the bushes'
+++

had four months break

+++

singin in th bus fumes ya

voice cops it bad

+++

i sing too high

+++

if i cant follow jewel

note for note

something;s wrong

+++

i got into th mid range
my mid range

last night wommie

th two and half men deal
we got goin here

they dont complain when
jenny lets go and

sings for an hour before
headin out to sing

he;s half deaf anyway

+++

i really really

wanna hear th drummer
wal

playin guitar again

so precise

+++
laurie anderson
'it tango'
+++

so wommie
ya havent sung public

since th last time we
wowed

surfers paradise

+++

did u cope any better with
tha guy hangin around

with a leica camera
for over an hour

+++

i loved watchin him

gettin crowd reaction shots

+++

must be a yr ago

i could go back and

check

it;s in here but

dont care

+++
?
'GEARDOWN'
+++
massive attack
'protection'
+++

womble and i arent
planning goin out and
singin in surfers paradise
in

early november

just th private party

+++

womble's not interested

+++

so no singin unicycle man

in cavill avenue then

+++

so long
since i flew a surfboard

over my head
while ridin a unicycle down th main street

+++

the man isnt all that friendly and

th councils never are

+++

dont know if
we'll ever do

womble and the unicycle man
in th strete there again

+++

doin slides
with two cups of coffee

on one wheel
as my entrance

+++

i've been thru th whole crowd

done about five laps and

surfed in th surf for half an hour

time to sing

jeez i'm sorry beautiful lady
i dont have th

professional facepainter i used to have
nobody contributed

and she did it for love

+++

nobody cared

+++

no special
demon mask

body painted down to th waist and

truly frightening

seven feet tall

on a 27 inch unicycle

full moon

at surfers paradise

+++

we gave it everything we had
surfers paradise didnt notice we existed

kadaitcha man
invisibility

everybody sees me
everybody

+++

and nobody

+++

he' so happy

lookit im
so relaxed

on one wheel
coudlnt possibly need money

+++

cant get there
no car and

lost th incentive

+++

playin switchbacks
thru th
cars

keepin em drivin slow

th mad car crowd

my ppl

+++

they'd drive slow and
clap and
high five and

scream

+++
nirvana
'dumb'
+++

here i sit
with a half fucked

unregistered xf falcon
five hundred dollar car

a hundred k's away

+++

time to roll to th pub

.
.
.

kylie minogue
'loving days'
+++

a gorgeous fly to th pub
on grouse music and

a sixpack
of real mc coy

bourbon and cola

+++

cheers

ah yummie

+++

it's all fuckin good

+++

freaked th usual amount of suspects out

carryin sixpack

over my upper spine

+++

th last couple of days of yoga
have certainly come out in th wheel
paulie

+++
U2
'when love comes to town'
+++

i wore a helmet cause of th dickless tracy threat

turned otu to be
cabbie

idlin on th main drag

looked a bit liek a pig from th distance

certainly from my bedroom it did

is alright
i wore rubber thongs to make up for it

give me shit about safety
suck my string

+++

u too carrot top

+++

squeeling in my ear

i dont know u

+++

if th
punter
has a good enough squirt

as i roll by

on th really unusual unicycle

i feel it

+++

dont need to hit th big crowds at th moment

i'm havin enough fun

+++

crowd reaction
everywhere th thing goes

one of a kind
and looks it

rough construction

+++

i wanted th lst to look rough tripper

+++
'R