fear is the key
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hey psychic blog

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groove armada
'my friend'
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i dropped a biggie

for halloween

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the witchdoctor of australia has

admitted his involvement in 9/11

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course it;s all just

black magic

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i like it though
caus eit takes th piss out of
usama bin laden

just
th instrument

of th witchdoctor of australia

a blood money curse

with a clear trail leading to
new york and

right on th traditional seven days

the world trade centre

bit th dust

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and all from

$2.85

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shouldnt have stolen it
hey mr bank manager

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and just to

tell me

my curse has landed

i'm readin mr tom wolfes

excelelnt book
the right stuff

readina botu an amercian

burning in aviation fuel

inth jetsof time

int h early space race

just as i heard

of th first plane

flyin into th tower

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robin trower
'someday blues'
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my curse has landed

i thought

and a bunch of other things

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didnt excite much interest at th time

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everyone too involved

with chasin usama

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a bad boy yeah but

just an instrument of th witchdoctor

nuthin fuckin special in that

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and all in
servers

on th internet

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yr religion
really fuckin scares me usama

u cant beat a real psychic

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real magic

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and um

by our count

we're winnin th war on terror

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with my psychic blog

having curses in it

that point to

th tsunami in aceh and

th northern pakistan earthquake

our killcount is

well above yours little man

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my problem is

th blood money curse

on th last of my mothers blood money

that i had

started

th war on terror

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tenacious d
'kielbasa'
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off to a bad start - lyric

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bugger

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my magic
has really dropped me in it

this time

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at least

i'm mostly invisible

no cunt ever listens to me

kept me safe in th intervening yrs

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i asked th australian government
for a counsellour

i'm still waiting

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bastards
keep tellin me i'm

sane

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fuck man

+++

got my psychic fingers
in too many disasters

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mudvayne
'fucking determined'
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"u count nickie kidman;s marriage as a disaster jenny?"

umm

"keith;s in rehab after four months"

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"didnt even make it to th aria awards"
"two days ago"

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all i did was propose to th bitch

"australia's princess"
bitch

a yr to th day
bfore she got married

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dont do this paulie
it;s th one premonition where nobody
fuckin died

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"i wasnt th first to say"

"it was a disaster"

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easy star all stars
'us and them'
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bloody stars

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if ya werent
australias princess

i wouldnt have proposed to you and
had yr wedding day

a yr before you did

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and i am sorry

i did it

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it's caused me some tears and
it aint even public

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u wished to bee magic

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loudly

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and we're a real wizard

and we dont do magic for

non witches

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on my honour

as a direct line descendant

of th head inquisitor

of th french inquisition

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ya only made two songs

and one of em starts
with

the french will gladly die for love

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my twin brother

th other soul

who inhabits this head

is screaming at me

i cant retract my wedding offer

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although we;re nobody

known nowhere

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our magic is

stellar

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alcor

eighty one light yrs distant

sends shivers up my spine

+++

i drop into skatebowls
on a unicycle

over th wall
unconcerned

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proving magic is easy

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gettin another human to check facts is

damn near impossible

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ah well

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when yr as psychic as i am

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ya just cast a huge curse

at disbelief of magic and

watch em drop dead basically

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fuck man
i'm a superspsychic

right out of th pages of
science fiction

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noosha fox
's-s-s single bed'
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with a real wizard;s curse

allergic to girls

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lovers balls every day

if i even sit

nxt to woman

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i have a question mohammed

th rules u put on yr ppl

were they based on your body ?

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cause if u were like me

well man

i understand that my ppl
arent like me

th other men
liek to be teased

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i wouldnt make rules
for my ppl

based on my body

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i smoek enough marijauna and

ride a unicycle

hardest thing
a boy with sore nuts can do and

they go comfortably numb

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descended from a pope

the head inquisitor

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james blunt
'goodbye my lover'
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mungrel

werent supposed ot have kids
and

th source of my
power

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we all
got
a little magic

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merlin

a minor wizard

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so intent in
glorifying th past

th prick isnt alive
to have to deal with his ego

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i'm alive
i have even more magic

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my magic so big
i take th

carpet out from under
usama bin laden

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my event mate

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my magic
helped to drop

the world trade centre

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not happy about it though

+++

if he;s my instrument

it;s up to me

to get rid of him

+++

i pointed the bone of death
at dr death

i am
the lethal kadaitcha man of

kuta
12 days later

th bomb maker
for both KUTA beach bomb attacks

died

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and that time

th indoensian police

were my instruments

+++
the verve
'sonnet'
+++

so i can

if i choose

take u out too mate

+++

psychic enough i'll
know

generally about a week
before you kark it

and claim th kill
a week before u die

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which i'll keep doing

till humanity accepts

magic is real

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the only way

we'll tear th status quo apart

is to make shit slide down their legs

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one halfway decent psychic

real psychic

can have done all th junk

u base yr religion on

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or
did ppl a coupel of thousand yrs ago

know so much more
than we do now

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i have enough magic to
pinch hit for jesus

and i ride a unicycle
in a foot deep of surf

walking on the water

+++

but wot is truth ?

+++
city high
'caramel'(remix)
+++

truth is
with my colour skin

in australia
i can ride in th surf all day

on a unicycle
th locals dont care

+++

just another coon

thinks he;s special

think i;ll run out and

knock th clown down

+++

i forget my place

+++

but our prime minister says

we dont have

racism here

+++

hey johny
why cant u do like

that other john howard

john howard griffin

who painted his skin black

and wandered thru new orleans
as a black man

in 1959

+++

made a nice book

black like me

+++

happy halloween

.
.
.

pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.

powderfinger
'rockin rocks'