The Quick Path to Enlightenment AND Endarkenment:

Follow your Instincts
Listen to your Elders
Rebel against Bad Advice
Learn from Mistakes
Make better Mistakes
Learn from them, etcetera
Obey your Heart
Train your Mind
Carry a big stick
Walk lightly
Know when to be spastic and when not to
Ask for Wisdom
Find out your history/pedigree
Spread the Love
Play with shadow matter
Integrate your Shadow, then your Anima/Animus
Listen to lots of Tool/Puscifer/Perfect Circle/NIN/Classical musick/
Bob Dylan/Reggae etcetera Cheb i Sebbah is supposed to be really good
to, as Meow told me.
Be Scientific AND Illuminated
Be Religious AND Fanatical
Fuse the oppositions into your Hadit
Release the last part into Nuit, one way or another
Rinse, and Repeat

Call your Doktor in the Morning; Pay "Bob" thirty bucks a get a good
excuse, get a free baptism for Jesus, drink and be merry with demons,
walk in a graveyard mostly naked, talk to the trees and signal the
stars.

Discordianism and Subgenii Cropaganda both worked for muah, as well as
Enochian, Vodou, Quantum Physics, H.P. Lovecraft, good fiction, good
friends, singing and a nice apple every once and a while.

Oh and spinning, the rites of rejuvenation help out, but be modest,
kind and patient with it.

--- The Reformed Chad Vader