Hello, this is corey white. I love the Pope! You should too, let me
tell you my story of the new electronic baptism. There is positive
and negative electric fields in the air and that run over the wires.
The government all gets plugged into positive baptism energy that they
stole from the catholics. They have the international patent on
baptism.

The problem of positive and negative ac/dc static electric radio
fields has always been real. People have baptized themselves with
knives, and worn metal jewlry and crystals for years. some even blood
let to reduce the metal in the bodies. It is all supersticious.
Turns out the best conductor is water in the body, and when it is cold
it conducts even better.

Reptiles naturally have evolved to change their body heat with bio-
feedback to control the negative static charges on their bodies. They
meditate on hot rocks to protect themselves from radio fields. The
serpent lied to men and tricked them, as the bible says.

this guys gotta be on some good stuff.

"PureOne" gmail.com> wrote in message
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...

I gots a special Electric Baptism for katalicks... you put an hot wire
in the baptismal font and wearing rubber gloves put their faces in til
they stop twitching... gets you to god in a fucking hurry for sure...
great for kicks at fancy pants southern revivals sure, just make sure
your posse got enough guns and some fast cars for the get away...
grenadas wouldn't hurt eithre...

On Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:08:36 +1030, in sci.electronics.design "mark
krawczuk" adam.com.au> wrote:

A bowl of petunias

martin

On Feb 26, 5:00 pm, Doktor Devilstated gmail.com>
wrote:

I believe Benjamin Franklin invented the electric baptism. His design
involves flying a kite in a thunderstorm with a wire, while standing
in a puddle.

As he was an atheist, the experiment was a failure. Instead of
Heaven, he wound up going to Paris.

Tom Davidson
Richmond, VA

"tadchem" comcast.net> wrote in message
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| On Feb 26, 5:00 pm, Doktor Devilstated gmail.com>
| wrote:
| > I gots a special Electric Baptism for katalicks... you put an hot wire
| > in the baptismal font and wearing rubber gloves put their faces in til
| > they stop twitching... gets you to god in a fucking hurry for sure...
| > great for kicks at fancy pants southern revivals sure, just make sure
| > your posse got enough guns and some fast cars for the get away...
| > grenadas wouldn't hurt eithre...
|
| I believe Benjamin Franklin invented the electric baptism. His design
| involves flying a kite in a thunderstorm with a wire, while standing
| in a puddle.
|
| As he was an atheist, the experiment was a failure. Instead of
| Heaven, he wound up going to Paris.
|
| Tom Davidson
| Richmond, VA ...

On 27 Feb, 00:39, "Androcles" wrote: