Subject: dont pat th cockatoo
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Date: Tue, 27 Feb 2007 19:44:57 +1000
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dont pat th cockatoo
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oh hi psychic diary

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tenacious d
'friendship'
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i gave his tail a scratch and

he said

kiss me

i think i'm cummming

bad bird

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i'm doing somethin black tomorrow

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powderfinger
'sunsets'
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wont be th same

hasslin scientists

with my psychic drivel

trolls are

way fuckin stupid

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hey paulo

they claimin they dug up

jesus's bones

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i asked for somethin shockin

in that region

didnt i ?

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and then th mighty saviour

ascended to heaven

two days after he died

how convenient

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somebody had a nice magic show

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sorry

peasants

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ignorant peasants

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the red hot chilli peppers
'track no09'
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anybody who'd believe that crap

would fall on their knees

at th mention of my long dead ancestor

one of th first

pope benedicts

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fuckin idiots

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walkin on water
is a piece of piss

on a decent surf unicycle

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got some shit to run by ya jesus

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stuff done in yr name

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i dunno
did jesus say to

kill all th witches

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only god can have magic

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guess that;s why i asked god

to whack th islamic terorist cunts for me

next day

hundrd thousand dead in northern pakistan

i guess

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just

wot about if i;m just psychic jesus man

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or worse

wot about if you

were just psychic

just like me

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my record
for writin half way
evil clues

to natural disasters

is about as good as yrs

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mason williams
'classical gas'
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i'm bein kind man

my record of magic

is better than yrs

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least it;s

scientific

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yrs has been translated
so many times

who th fuck knows

wot u originally said

wasnt yr diary we found

and made into a bible

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this bible
still doesnt admit of god

bein
anthropomorphic

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man in

god's image

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unless i'm god

my son was named jesus at birth

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cake
'i will survive'
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it's

wot yr great religion has done jesus

to kill ppl

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not by using god

liek we do in this tome but

sendin kids off to fight

wars

in yur name

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almost as troublesome

as that other great bible

th koran

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so how fuckin psychic were u

mohammed

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spoke to god

at length

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oh and

yr followers

are also

still runnin around

sendin kids to kill ppl

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face me man

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i'm a prophet in good standing and

i dont

get wot u preach

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if god

is so strong

god can do th killing

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my only problem with that

is

wot u didnt know

an infinitely large universe
can only be made from

infinitely small
building blocks

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u think u were smarter than us

back then

thousands of yrs ago

ignorant savages

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the panel
'closing theme'
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but still
fucking with our lives today

and still

killing

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the kinks
'sunny afternoon'
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save me from this squeeze - lyric

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only one way we can do it

non existant god

we gotta do it again

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th aceh tsunami

and th northern pakistan earthquake

werent enough

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nxt

huge disaster i see coming

with my forever eyes

i whack a god curse

a loaded question to my god

on th internet

before it happens

and wear th
collateral damage in

psychic kills

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if i can do it

a barely trained

wild psychic

so could they

back 2000 yrs ago

human';s

havent changed that much

since

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did ya understand yr gift man ?

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easy star all stars
'run'
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did ya

even understand

most of it comes

backwards

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th for evry action shit

hardwired

into th

non fabric

of th universe

but no

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it's only th reason

for th law

from einstein

that's all

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have faith

u'll go to heaven

"and get seventeen virgins"

<<< smile >>>

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couldnt find seventeen legal virgins here

"why it;s heaven"

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fuck my ppl are dumb

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they'll follow anybody
if they;re wrong

and th more wrong they are
th more who follow

the willing suspension of disbelief

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kevin bloody wilson
'the festival of life'
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the festival of life keeps

tryin to save my fuckin soul - lyric

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tell em to fuck off

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reality is way weirder than faith

not even there

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ya can touch it

but it aint there

th mystery

of the universe

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big bang theory

my arse

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a local event maybe

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if it;s truly infinite

it can only be made of

one thing

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just a dot

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the church
of the cult of the dot
is as valid

as any other

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still wrong

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synchronicity is god

the truly random

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because for every action

there's an equal and oppsite reaction

hardwired

into th

non fabric of the univerrse

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bang head on wall

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how do u

sell truth

in a land

where

th ppl see evrything

backwards

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put th whole land in an

assylum

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u mad cunts

stay out there

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yr all insane

and ya didnt listen

to einstein

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oh

he was talking

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i get it

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last time i asked ya god

will ya do soemthin about these
islamic terrorist cunts

u did it big

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anastacia
'i'm outta love'
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i still dont like em very much

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tip me th wink

when i should ask u again

to shake their world and

i'll get busy on th keyboard

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inth meantime

i'm a man

and decent

eclectic porn

waits for no man

.
.
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pirate jenny
"black"

'james boing"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.

i'm australian

i'm alright with reality

even if it is

bullshit

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gorillaz
'feels good'
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