desktop waves
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well psychic blog

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massive attack
'protection'
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i dunno

looks like a fuckin tsunami

has swept across my desk

worst leak

that's ever escaped from my desk

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did it take a fuckin filing cabinet with it ?

fuck man

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oh yeah

i'm aware th
witchdoctor of australia

has been flooding

in th newsgroups

for nearly a week
without much to say

posting reposts

th state we live in

th north is now

underwater

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shouldnt have been so adamant
a week ago that i

wouldnt let it rain

typical

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although

wyvenhoe dam

still didnt get a drop

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they think th low
will turn into a cyclone and

wander round th tip

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one of my errant
personalities has

been emailing
all over th world

leaking like a seive

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answer me

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the kinks
'starstruck'
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leaked to th UN

played politics with

a pile of different political parties and

put me in
for th umpteenth time

with oz

authori taas

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that magazine isnt even reputable and

i just cant believe

th page u sent

the whitehouse

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wot u got to say for yrself

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roberta flack
'the first time'
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so

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now they do
have our intelligence stream

unless they;re normal
and ignore it

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"gone clinically insane"

there's always that

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got this flash

from a political cartoonist

of a huge wave

wandering across my desk

with a filing cabinet

flyin thru th outer wall

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now that;s a fucking leak

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all this leak
activity

we're havin an enquiry
yr reading it

was um
thrown in a new light

when th news came on th telly tonight and

th top end of th state is
underwater

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hmm

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the witchdoctor of australia
is conducting a

leak enquiry while
it rains outside

just eased off again
we're expecting

more

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i said
darwin

i was well off

track ten

must be much further to th right

than i thought

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portishead and massive attack
'teardrop'
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pissing down up there

all th dams are full

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th rivers

bunch of houses

ah man

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if it aint

burning

it's flooding

this is oz

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i think maybe

one of my
errant personalities

maybe threw in a couple
of

voodoo spells

for our elder

who did a rain ceremony

up at th dam

last weekend

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i thought we werent buying into it

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in fact

i;m sure i said we werent

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"and then flooded th newsgroups"
"with old posts"

hmm

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4 of my

spoor boomerangs

scouts

have reported back with

trace echoes

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"boomerang radar"
magic kind though

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"u prepared for suicides"
"errant personality ?"

she says she is

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"the unborn are"

"so callous"

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took a weird door

into th vatican

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U2
'sweetest thing'(single mix)
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kuta says hi

apparently

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i am wondering though

why my daughter

not yet born

is sendin things off my desk

to th labour party in britain

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was a better missive than
wot she sent to
reuters and ap

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and th
killer boomerang

story
hadnt been published yet

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that guy
in th crows nest

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the panel
'closing theme'
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laughing
cause th boomerang missed him

screaming at th dumb
native

on th rocks

and it came back

and took his head clean off

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4 non blondes
'what's going on'(techno remix)
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love that rang

does two loops and

most folk laught at it

always gets it';s

victim

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didnt th pirates chasin that ship

laugh

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he was huggin th rocks

tryin to outrun

three pirate ships

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takin chances

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th head witchdoctor

ran past
a hundred and two tribes

to run up indian head

to just kill

one man

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th lookout

but hat meant

th pirates could close and

no bugger would climb up

to take th poor buggersd place

a magci weapon

that missed him

came back and

took his head clean off

and then

flew back to th wizard;s

hand

where he

caught it

and licked th blade

laughing madly

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all th guys on deck

were screamin at him

th bugger is comin back

but he

in th crows nest

so confident

laughing his head off

till it

dropped

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th pirates thought it
special magic and

worthy of
comin back

for parlay

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a frenchman but
it was a

dutch ship

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beating for th rocks and

tryin to lose her

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james blunt
'you're beautiful'
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she was prettier

than th ships runnin after her

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had their

measure

and a brave and

resolute captain

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but th
magic boomerang

that comes back to th hand

after killing

and always slices th skull

in two

under th eyes

so sharp

so lethal

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returns to th hand
liek a trained dog or

bird
and carryin

spore
blood and

bone
bits of hair

and brains

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i can still

smell that

killer boomerang

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cant miss it in th basket

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no matter how much it's

scrubed and scoured

and repainted

it still smells

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tenacious d
'karate'
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always comes from behind

and takes their heads off

and likes to circle
it;s

victim

at least once

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i saw th

witchdoctor

fiv ek's

to th front

and th pack

throwin

back five k's

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neil young
'the needle and the damage done'
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his first rang

comin from

their rear

and still

th guy got took

facin th oncoming warriors

from behind

passed him twice

he died laughing

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and within half a second

all th guys
who stood next to him

were all in th same boat

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th rangs comin in

waves

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then th onrush to th new

launching position and

th next wave of

spoor boomerang go out and

bring back radar results

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the kinks
'lola'
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i didnt know

we had over th horizon radar

a hundred thousand yrs ago

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man

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no wonder we

have always burned down th trees

pushes th pyschic gift too hard

tryin to throw

rangs around th trees

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our quarry is

at brush height

so

we burn out th brush so

th killer boomerangs can

range

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tetraplegaio isnt made of wood

no tool can mark her surface

th witchdoctor cant

remember where he got her

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some of th substances

certain substances

have wiped th memory

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there's a certain
lady witchdoctor in th future

who has a similar reputation to u
ya mad boomerang

she been busted
by th time cops so many times

they can recite her record
wot they have of it

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kevin bloody wilson
'stack the fridge'
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so many kills

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so deadly

so

beautiful

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most that see her
would rather fuck than fight

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msot of th vision they get of her though
is after their heads have come clean off

in those last seconds

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if u were
psychic enough

she couldnt have got ya

and that;s our
warrior creed

when ya get hit
it;s just yr time

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machine gun fellatio
'take it slow'
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i reread

running for our lives(killer boomerangs) post and

when th chief bought it

th brand new rang

comin back
from her first flight

and takin out th laughin chieaf

cause it msised everything

and sailed aroudn again and

after it took his head off

th witchdoctor

showed him th

catch

come back to his hand

after takin off a chiefs head

and i watched th chief

smile

whiel cryin at his death while

gazing at this

audacious boomerang design

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his bad karma

to be taken out by it but

he could see

before his eyes dimmed

how special a boomerang it was to

circle twice

take him from behind

without himn seeing and

still land

in th hand

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massive attack
'safe from harm'
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maybe

thinking of his tribe

to th last

who knows

th man was a

warrior

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we think

he saw th many copies

of th rang that got him

gettin others

and how fuckin magic it was

not only does it return

if it doenst hit its target

but even after

taken a head off at

C2

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later versions would

go for th mid section

just =under th eyes

worse for th enemy

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demoralizing

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flys worse

than a white cockatoo

with a full load of rotten fruit

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wobbles thru th sky

and so fast

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changes speed
and direction and

it plays with its target
like a cat

usually takin em
in mid laugh

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poor bugger in th crows nest

tetraplegia did

two circuits before

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sanatana
'black magic woman'
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th black magic did it;s business

and th witchdoctor smiled

that boat

tall boat

is fucked

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i dont think it is
th highest target

on that boat but
it will lead

to it;s
demise

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none of th crew

will climb th mast

and remove th body

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or sit up there

too

afraid of th magic

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as i was writin th tale
even i thought

it would end up
on th edge of th island

too late t stop
english ships

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way too late for that

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and i think

just like me

th witchdoctor was

half white

part pirate

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my dutch half

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they better not hold a
surfing contest

on th tsunami
that crossed my desk

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that whole fuckin wall is gone

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and that little town
newspaper got a

ripper silly season story

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queen
'i want to ride my bicycle'
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i'm thinkin about it land surfer dude
got a wedding to go to

tomorrow

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nice ppl

kuta ppl

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i ike th
killer

boomerang analogy
better

than th
pointing of the bone of death

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th gift does

bring back much information

much like

th scout boomerangs of old

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so many different rangs and

so many different uses

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th messenger rang

which lands at th others

feet

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much skill

thrown from over th horizon

off a throwing stick

a couple of k's away

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doesnt have to come back

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nirvana
'where did you sleep last night'
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th witchdoctor

can read much

when u pick it up

and read it

psychic man

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and something from

his hand

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when th

rang came back to th hand

standin there

on th top of th rocks

on th largest sand island in th world

frazer island

he gambled th natives

couldnt harm him

and jhope dto lose a few
pursuers

on th rocks

so much sail on

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knew he was fucked when

th rang came back

to th hand that threw it

all his suspicious sailors would

stand htere and be taken

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but he got off th horizon

before th three

could catch him

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bic runga
'get some sleep'
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back on th tide
in th dawn

landing long boats

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stoppin to talk

with th natives

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who as good as

gave em that kill

that flying dutch man

fuckin hard to catch

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in talks

on th beach

at th fires

we told them

th pirates

how long we ran

to run up that rock

at th last second

and only get

one

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u can have one

young one

for each of yr ships

most of this tribe

are mixed blood

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all part pirate

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witchdoctor
to a tribe of

witchdoctors

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good charlotte
'lifestyles of the rich and famous'
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breaks all th rules

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most tribes get out of th road
as we pass

and pick up our
lost longe range rangs

and th odd one that
hit a tree

th young folk
u know

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our messenger rangs

that proceed th

ones that just

take nick of blood

and bring it back to th thrower

can we taste

adrenalin

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of are they

frozen

liek th messages tell them to do

do not move

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freeze

we're just passing thru

on th way

to the edge of th island

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gorillaz
'clint eastwood'
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no time for niceties

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th magic boomerangs
are pulling th whole tribe

right up th east coast

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disturbing

evrything in our wake

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an invasion
in a heavily treed area and

our magic rangs will be
next to useless

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we burned everythin we could but

they came after a

mild season

timing

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nothing flies

thru th dense

shrubbery

and long green grass

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th smell of that boomerang

reeking of

dead brains

every prey animal

within smelling distance

smells it and

runs like fuck

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better than pissing

on their territory

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just took another return paulo

an echo

.
.
.

jewel
'sometimes it be that way'(live)
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think he blew his brains out

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"we knew quite a few would"
sorry

it;s just

reality

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badly shaken

played with his reality too much

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ah well

i'm used to killing

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amazing what
those boomerang hunters

could tell
from th taste

of th blood

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"well that guy was well fed"

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laurie anderson
'big science'
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is it science or

black magic or

all coincidence

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360 thousand

dead cunts worth of

coincidence

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hey maybe
i just see bits of th future

and i'm a

shit stirrer

hope yr heart's strong man

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get a little buzz

when u kick off

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preferr th big hits though

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when a hundred thousand hit th deck

well

go under th rubble

"or wave"

and i wrote a gorgeous curse

that fits it

on th internet

posted th night before

th fucker hit

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that's a

zap

to th empath

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hurts as well
truth be told

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yin and yang

recovered now

it;s all good

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got two big ones

a little too close together and

burned out

over th nickie kidman thing

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taass

had to drop me back to

double o status

i only got

six hundred confirmed kills last yr

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back to
triple o now

love it

emergency telephone number

for australia

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th psychic eemrgency services
arent up and running yet

taass is underfunded
wot else is new

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some services are

of course

still being provided

free

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we're a weird mob

.

..

pirate jenny
"black-sharkie"

james bong agent triple o

licensed to kill

the witchdoctor of australia

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p.s.

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the red hot chilli peppers
'track no04'
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