dear diary, i didnt poo in my pants today
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todays diary page contains

illegal activity

th usual terms and conditions
pertaining to my psychic blog
that talks to me in music

apply

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Korn
'Korn - Dead Bodies Everywhere'
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wasnt goin to mention them

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?
'Lock It - Falling Joys.mp3'
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The Eagles
'Witchy Woman'
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ok

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in little brothers range rover

rocked thru th pension office

to put my forms in and

hit my first roof

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climbed aboard and

couldnt get nicole kidman out of my mind

fuck off bitch

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after th third hour

i was goin spare

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twenty five feet up
not much to think about

cmon brain

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now look
i did not
propose to ya on th net

a yr to th day

before ya married keith

that's a myth

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fuck off

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hit th fourth hour and
i near threw myself off th roof

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why u in my mind ?

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has she found out about me ?

dont think so

why

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go for smoko
after th first roof and

all th boys tell mei s

we're goin to a high maintenance bugger

i got no address
followin th other trucks

we start drivin thru streets
all named after movie stars and

pull into a street
named after nickie kidman

ahhh

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City High
'You dont know me'
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dont tell me
let me guess

th high maintenance bitch
is in this little street

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just a feeling

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it was

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drove me nuts
for four hours

before i turned into th street

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it's a holdover roof

so much shit to do on it

it'll run four days

and th eediot
who owns it
reconnected th rainwater tank

without tellin us

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dont u have a bite at me lady

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a little dirty water gone in yr tank
u were told

u dont talk to roofers that way

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dont care who ya are

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or when i paint yr barges

i'll make em seethru

which u wont catch for three yrs

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so high

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th paths are
too fuckin clean

level five water restrictions

we clock evrything
walkin in th door

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Pink Floyd
'Echoes'
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but th hose isnt connected

to th tap

and her front garden has died

lack of water

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wot shit sme is
not you dear

ppl demandin huge cleanup
worse

than when we were in

just level three

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more fussy now than ever

maybe they liek to see their paths hosed down

and so

leaf strewn and dirty
our cleanup takin forever

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if we worked fo rth government
oh i do

we'd be on stress leave

th looks ya get

throwin water down a dirty roof

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if yr plants die

th bank wont foreclose on ya

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if we park th machine

how do we earn a living ?

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th infrastructure alone is

staggering

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u work on a dirty roof

we wont

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not in this day and age

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in ten yrs
it'll all be done by cherry picker anyway

a human wont be allowwed to set foot on it

factor it in
in yr maintenance costs

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access

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another architect designed disaster

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least this one
hasnt just
put in a new timber deck

liek last weeks

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that was bright

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grand champion though
was th chick

who had th painter
comin to paint a wall

we were washin on top of

one of us
has to leave th job

for th day

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was nice though
th nxt day

to have smoko with th wall painters
we paintin th roof

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u guys dont get to smoke drugs
on th coppers rooves
while yr paintin em

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really ?

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th perks man

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not danger money

idiot money

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future echoes

get out of my head

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a high maintenance bitch hey

dificult with a capital K

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i admit
i got th giggles

climbin on it

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chattin to my mate

about my weekend
down th edge of th island

with a hot redhead

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cmon man
yrs aint a real blonde

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we did curse very much and

liken th roof to th streets name

we had to dear

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didnt know
that end of town

had a street named after u

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it's a cute little street

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shoulda called it an overlook
they stuck her up high

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my head swam
this morning

my gift
not telling me

why
nickie was in my mind

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back home
a coupel of billies in

and some quiet contemplation

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i usually
only predict disasters

if i read th bitchy magazines
correctly

keith goin into rehab
three months after they got married

wasnt a good sign

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all duly backwards

hey it;s real magic

for every action
there's an equal and opposite reaction

applys to magic too

but

ya married a guy

who lived
twenty k's down th road

a ten minute drive away

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ok
maybe 7

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future echoes

bounding into me

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12 mnths to th day

after i flipped out

fuck i

proposed to a woman

and only

one woman

insanity

oh it's alright

she's safely married now

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it never happened ok nickie

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still knockin me around

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after th fourth hour

this morning

ok brain
why u still got this woman on yr mind

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like a brick wall

slamming into my head

when we pulled into th little street

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high maintenance ya said

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if i

had just once

read th job book

this morning

i coulda saved myself a lot of grief

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but then
i wouldnt be the
witchdoctor of australia

now would i

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prove me wrong nickie

dont let it be a disaster

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otherwsie i have to cling to

well at least no-one died this time

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from th future echoes

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th future coming out of my keyboard
backwards and

distorted

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but normally
seven days

before it happens

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th one thing
th nickie kidman thing did

was give us a handle on
time

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june 25

was also th date

i started

this diary

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back in 2001

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7 days
before th senior feds

aussies

bought it in
indo

i was seein
dead hippies

takin th contract sorry
to whack some hippies

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i tried to warn em

we do wot we can

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but of course

7 days before th garuda plane crashed

we said we saw

a terrorist incident and

went a little screwy

dont like writin

psychic clues

to terrorist incidents

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so hard

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came out of
june 25 and

england was to get

july seven bombings

i jumped into a

shakespear newsgroup
and

screamed at th english but
to no avail

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still cant read my diary from that week

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Machine Gun Fellatio
'Mouth'
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posting 12 pages a day from
the oracle of kuta

wi th many names

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sure sign
somethin nasty about t happen

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oh yeah
i was gunna declare war on
england

after june 30 if
certain conditions werent met

when ya write
backwards psychic clues

7 days before th event

july seven

london bombed

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left me fully
compromised and

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hmm

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no-one noticed

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ya cant predict these things

oh good

u wont get up me for what i said

7 days before that oen then

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lessee

7 days before aceh

tsunami killed 230000

i was seein a

big splash

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City High
'15 Will get you 20'
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big wave

eighty five feet

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city high

hey kuta

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ah shit

i asked for a big wave

online

for retaliation
for a terrorist incident

that hadnt happened yet

do i claim these as psychic kills ?

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wot about
th night before th

northern pakistan earthquake

when i pointed th bone of death

at the islamic terrorist cunts

a hundred thousand died

th nxt day

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i know
only one day;s

notice

i was in bad mood ok

fuckin sue me

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7 days after
kuta beach bombing
mark two

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but i avenged kuta beach

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pointed the boen of death at
dr deatha nd

dr azahari

bomb maker for both
kuta beach bombings

died 12 days later

balancing

me ridin my uncicyle

over th mountain of kuta

12 days before the first

kuta beach bombing

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Blink-182
'Blink-182 - Enthused'
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enthused ?

i dont think so

no fucker cares

it;s oz

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most magical land
on th planet and

th most blind inhabitants

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The Kinks
'All Day and All Of The Night'
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strange inhabitants

their history books say

the australian aboriginal witchdoctor
can only kill u

by pointing th bone of death at u

if u know about it

cause that's wot kills u

i'll just ask one of my victims

christopher skase

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Lupe Fiasco (feat. Jill Scott)
'Daydreaming'
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no he's dead

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dragegd him to his death
behind my car

in this diary

7 days before

he died of natural causes in spain

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only page two of this diary

live on th net

psychic killer witchdcotor

i dont think dear departed christopher

saw it coming

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strange land

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he stole a lot of our money
aussies that is

a lot

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he deserved it

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a sweet kill for kuta man

black honey man

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not takin european bees

on board th space ships

they got stings

just kuta bees

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still make honey and

a psychic hive besides

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Kate Bush
'Cloudbusting'
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when's th rain coming kuta

even th straights

are startin to think

it swervin around th dams

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"work on yr recycled water ya cunts"
"We're goin into space"

"planet's fucked"
"we WILL NOT beat global warming"

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a difference of opinion
in my twin souls

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can i get into yr pants

i just shit in mine

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yr firm about that

"positive"

we better learn how to burn h2o then

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th problem with burning water
so th future tells me is

keepin th temperature down

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we put fires out with it

i'm goin with wot einstein said

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when th pommies
firestormed that
german town

th water caught fire

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Linkin Park
'Step Up'
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down by th park

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CAD

the council for aesthetic deletions

had some words to say

in this diary

7 days before th garuda disastser

10 dead hippies sitting th wall

titled page

i took th contract

i knew in th back of my mind

i wasnt whackin hippies

dead opposite

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but i did
chat to th king of th hippies

in that page

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it's all backwards man

but i know why

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th reason

for einsteins law

action = opposite reaction

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cause the infinitely large universe
is made out of
infinitely small particles

else th law doesnt make sense

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B-52's
'Rock Lobster'
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we know th why's

of th uni verse

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dusk has passed and

i havent surfe don my uni cycle yet

later much

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pirat ejenny
"black"

'the land surfer"
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p.s.

can i ask a stupid question ?

oh i dont
read comments

that wont work

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A Perfect Circle
'Orestes'
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