I just had a very vivid dream about being in love with Lex Luthor's
sister, in the "Smallville" universe.

Our affair had been going on for some time, and Lex wanted to know what
my intentions towards his sister were. So I submitted to a lie detector
test at his mansion. His questioning got very intense as he
unsuccessfully tried to knock holes in my profession of love for his
sister. Then he got into a line of questioning that uncovered my
distaste for domestic chores and he probed deeper and deeper with glee,
until he uncovered my love for gourmet cooking--a passion that he
shared! Then the dream cut to a party at Lex's place where we prepared a
dinner of stuffed Cornish hens together (something I love to do IRL). So
afterwards we're sitting around drinking and laughing and I say to Lex,
"Lex, I like partying with you! You really know how to have a good time,
and you *never* get too drunk because you *never* know what's going to
happen to your ass!!!"

I cracked up!!! And I laughed so hard I woke myself up laughing!
LOL, LOL, LOL!!!