> My wife and I developed a list of business names that would most
> likely not draw much profit.
>
> Some of these are a bit graphic, so read only when in appropriate
> mood.
>
> ==========================
>
> Food
>
> Regurgitated Restaurant
> Live Fly Burger Bar
> Slops & Leftovers Diner
> Agent Orange Organic Farms
> Mice Lovers' Peanut Butter: "Free Mouse for Every Jar"
> Sperm Sandwiches
>
> Clothing
>
> Boob Socks Elderly Women's Bras & Foot Warmers
> Itchy's Linen Service
> Foot-In-Mouth Edible Shoes
>
> Automotive
>
> Go Boom Service Station
> Sugar Petrol
> No Go Cars
> Sawdust Motors
> Wheel Free Bicycles
>
> Financial
>
> Black Hole Banking
> Embezzlers' Credit Union
> Pyramid Investments
>
> Furniture & Hardware
>
> Furnish-Your-Screams Spiky Beds & Furniture
> Zap Electrical Appliances
> Fraid Cable TV
> Blunt Tools Hardware
> Invisible Signs
>
> Self Care
>
> Rotten Eggs Mouthwash
> Rotten Herring Face Cream
> Corpse Fragrance
> Male Repellent Perfume
> Tampons with Tap Nozzles: "Plug & Repel"
> Nair Shampoo & Styling
> Lego Hairstyles
> Pissoff Insect Repellent
> Piercing Contact Lenses
> Chopper Reid Haircut & Lawn Mowing Service (editor's note: Chopper
> Reid is a famous Australian hitman)
> Crispy Solarium
>
> Medical
>
> Human Drano Cough Medicine
> Squishy Brain Headache Tablets
> Loch Ness Monster Repellent Stomach Pain Relief
> Doctor Repellent Multivitamins
> No Doz Sleeping Pills
> No Shit Diarrhea Tablets
> Pooitall Laxative
> Zipitout Viagra
> Chopitoff Men's Herpes Solution
> Sowitup Female Birth Control
> Get Out Birthing Center
> Edward Scissorhands Circumcision
> Drunken Dentist and Lobotomist
> Slurp Blood Bank
> Post It Plastic Surgery: "Eye for a mouth, mouth for an eye"
> Supersize Me Weight Loss
> Live Crematorium
> Vulture Funeral Service
>
> Counseling
>
> Screw Loose Psychiatry
> Shut Up Tard Speech Therapy
> Get-A-Bullet Marriage Counseling
> You're Fucked Psychic Service
> Get Stoned Off Your Ass Drug Counseling
>
> Home
>
> Termite Homes Real Estate
> Leaning House Construction
> Top Security Doorless Houses: "No One Will Ever Get In"
> Pissy Pools: "Free Recycled Water"
> Smash Renovation
> Smash, Bash and Crash Removals
> Bouncing Ball Demolition
> Holy Shit Toilets with Holy Water: "Bless Every Time You Flush"
> Shit Everywhere Cleaning
>
> Recreation
>
> Drop Airlines
> Sinkable Boats
> Missing Person Adventures: Get Lost Tours - "You can get a photo of
> yourself on a milk carton"
> Piss & Pray Church & Pub
> Holey Parachutes: "Pray on the way"
>
> Dating
>
> Stinky's Dead Flowers
> Get Screwed Dating Agency
> Smelly Nelly's Bellydancing
> Leper Ladies Escort Service
>
> Animals
>
> Endangered Species Pest Control
> Dead Pet Shop: "No food, no litter, no hassles"
> Door Salesman Repellent Pet Crocodiles
> Telemarketer Repellent Lion's Growl Phone Answering Service