australia day Slash invasion day
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my appa logies psychic blog

we were dry for green for

three and a half days

how th fuck are ya ?

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arlo guthrie
'alice's restaurant massacree'
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hippie music

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th dope famine has ended
thank kuta

couldnt stomach goin into
australia day Slash invasion day

without drugs for th
wizard with th sore nuts

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"g'day"

better ?

"yes thanks"

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so did ya kill
anyone while u were dry ?

"no comment"

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olive
'you're not alone'
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not u too kuta

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i kept th main
memory trace

while we were straight
so where's my cunt of a brother been

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"i got new rubber for th suspension monocycle"
nice knobbies ?

"yeah"

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"i c u've been online frightening ppl"
no cunt listens right

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"remember yr half white"
i will
i love this joint paulo

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"dont work on th water problem unless yr recognised"
i wont

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besides
th second i'm happy enough
and my twin brother is th same

it'll improve

"been fuckin hot last couple of days"

sure has

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"who does he think yr parroting ?'

fucked if i know paul

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massive attack
'protection'
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he asked for something new
"give him th 13 january 07 tsunami'

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and next ?
"i told ya"

"september 23 2007"

there's more earlier
"cant be fucked"

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"has to be over six months jennifer"

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like th fortitude valley ?
'somethin similar"

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triple o ?

"it's th bad one i think"

we knew th 13 january wasnt

"i went back and read th clues with ya"

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we threw to th east

"i guess"

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said it was a
seismic event we were seeing

"no kills in it"
"if ya aint gunna get validation"

"gotta pull kills out of it"

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i wont do it again

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next one gets
nastier clues ok

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"cool as"

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it's easy 34 celsius outside th window

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that guy in th bikeshop
ravin about that uni guy

"he was good"
he doesnt ride mossy drains

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"he does go backwards down stairs dear"
oh i respect th cunt

"oh good"

but i didnt actually see him
stuff it down th wall

"he did do a grind on a pedal"
"that's hard on one wheel"

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simon and paul reckoned

a holy roller

worm tyre

for th wall

just for th filming

"expensive film"

"only place we'll use it is down th wall"

i could build a dedicated wall unicycle

"suspension"

they;re usin baggy tyres
and lower centre of gravity

"fuckem we're technically ahead of em"

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he fuckin gloated
showed me htis thing with

brake caliper mounts

"oh we've tried that"

came up with th same underseat

brake lever

"we're past that"
"goin to handheld for more freedom"

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the avalanches
'frontier psychiatrist'
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i got some ideas on
how to do the

gear change lever and
brake lever

for our geared unicycle prototype

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"u freaked out paul and simon"
i dropped a brand new unicycle

"he didnt put th seat high enough"
didnt drop it on th first stack

"he should show some more respect"
"he cant even ride one"
"sellin seventeen"

one when i started buyin em off im

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he hasnt sold a 36

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"th young fellas will catch up"

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yeah man
i have seen a 29

ble whim away on th 26

he hasnt figured out
snake path riding yet

still tryin to ride a straight line

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"shark"

alright sharkie

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th great white spat him out
"i saw th news"

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terry irwin is fuckable
"keep it to yrself"

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presidents of th united states
'kick out the jams'
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"let it all hang out jenny"
i care

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u reckon kylie mini-gooey takes it up the arse ?

"they all do"

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wish that would keep me single

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"ah well"

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jeez i'm a cunt

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will smith
'switch'
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flip th bitch over

u moist yet babe ?

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sorry
australia's worst serial killer
havin weird dreams

th last four days

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wot it is
to be th secret agent
psychic killer man

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got so straight
i started wakin up from my dreams
again

so vivid

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wouldnt mind so much
but i'm too psychic

prefer to use this medium

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fleetwood mac
'tusk'

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sorry, was off scorin a fitty

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if
th witchdoctor

of australia

had been talkin

th last coupel of days

we woulda put down that

ten yr ban on kiwi residents

that have lived here
ten yrs

and still arent oz citizens

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grabem
comin back into th country

when they slip
over to see their rellies

and put em back on a plane
pissin off too many of my ppl

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the kinks
'waterloo sunset'
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we've had enough

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if u've been here this long

and ya dont call yrself australian

we dont want ya

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otherwise
join austral-asia cunts

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th general kiwi attitude
is annoyin my ppl

and i'm psychic
wot affects my tribe

affects me

their witchdoctor

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fuck off

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no seriously

fuck off

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u want th benefits

of our economy

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cat stevens
'but i might die tonight'
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so
i been dead before

no biggie

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when th heart stops
th pain stops

it's all good

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helps me to
ride my unicycle

man;s bike

with my eyes closed

"and kill cunts"
"who kill australians"

"on th internet"

lovely bein a real psychic witchdoctor

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u just playin with osama man

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"that earthquake killed a fuck of a lot"

"of his compatriots"

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XTC
'senses workin overtime'(live in holland)
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one of my nicer writing efforts
wouldnt u say ?

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cmon paulo
feed my ego

"u got a hundred thousand dead muslim cunts"
i dont look at it that way

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we were chasin islamic terrorist cunts

"and got maybe five thousand"

u get more next time kuta

or i bitchslap u again

stupid volcano

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"why u bitchslap her for throwin three foot tsunami ?"
"on a date we specified months before as "
"next dated psychic prediction"

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my third big wave land surfer dude

"yeah alright"

"jenny's happy as"

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train
'drops of jupiter'
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"i'll shoot out th door shortly and"

"pur chase a sixpack of bourbon"

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i'll make those nostradamus freaks

shit their pants

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"they have to wanna go back and check dear"

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i dont care

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i still got
a confirmed

330 thousand psychic kills

"th real number is way over that"

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like i say
dont kill aussies

or i'll kill u

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new business kutaman

our protection spell

on our aussie tropps in iraq

is still holdin up well

we th only occupying power

hasnt lost a soldier in action

against a protagonist

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"dont jinx it"
i dont mention it often

but we did put it on em
before they left here

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they're our folks

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?
'to90'
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there;s an emergency in progress - lyric

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the red hot chilli ppepers
'californication'
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no comment

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oh

call triple o

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"dickhead"

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do re mi
'man overboard'(remix)
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go to th pub

"i'm outta here"

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the kinks
'wonderboy'
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"thanks sis"

"here ya go"

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will smith
'switch'
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storms are comin in
"i can feel em"
"i got th electrical sense too"

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ya know that's how we know when th
earthquakes are gunna let go

"i aint convinced of that"

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we only got a little tickle

from th japan sea quake tsunami

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"i cant quantify th feeling in words"
that doesnt make sense

oh

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well it's
electrical ground field

must change at th point

that it lets go
and we get that early

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the red hot chilli peppers
'under the bridge'
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"lemmee think on it'

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there'd be a spark gap when it lets go

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"u know i understand th electrical sense th least"

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u wanna play with micro pk ?

"havent we got enough on our plate ?'

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cryptic cunt

"<<< smile >>>"

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hey paulie

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paul's almost come out of his shell

wot happened ?

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"three days off th drugs"

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sore nuts boy
"fuck off'

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gunna be a good yr for psychic killin

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i love my job

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bob marley
'dont worry, be happy'
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if ya dont kills aussies yr fairly safe

unless ya get caught up in

the collateral damage

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can get a bit nasty

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karma cops nailed me to th wall

if i hadnt of

put six yrs

of puttin smiles on dials

for free

i woulda been in real trouble

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instant karma my arse

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i stil got smiles in th bank ?

"oh yeah"

cool as

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"i see u passed a goodie"

"to th old diggers over th wee jap tsunami"

i had too man

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"creature of balance"
it'll get me in trouble

"wot else is new"

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more drugs over here

thang ya cunt

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elvis costello
'everyday i write the book'
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only if i;ve got drugs
otherwise

th book becomes about
paul's testicles

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rotten little terrorist cunts

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"u know damn well we're th worst terrorist"
"on th planet"

blame my god

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"yr a cunt kuta"

"fat lazy bitch volcano"

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"we get some good out of this ?"
eventually

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"hmm"

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fuck off kiwi

go home ya cunt

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"jenny shutup"

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it's th cunt in me
that makes me want to do it

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"arent ya happy enough bein an outlaw ?"

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i like twisting heads

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"we gotta visit our motorcycle club this yr"
"think on what yr gunna say"

i whacked th wrong dr death
was supposed to get both but

it's all good

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here smoek this

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massive attack
'protection'
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i'll write a better spell next time
unless queensland law deals with
dr jadyn patel

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if he slips off th radar
we'll get him under it

that;s a promise

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to all my old

bundaberg drinkin mates

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i apologise for
callin anythin with two wheels

a girls bike ok
i rode long enough with th club

as vice president

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i just
dont have much respect

in th man;s world

for any cunt
who cant

go down a

skatebowl wall on a unicycle

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fuckin girls

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ya got no nuts

i know mine ache every day

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why i smoke so much drugs
and ride a unicycle

so they'll go numb

th cunts cant beat me

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go hard fuck-knuckle

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pirate jenny
"black"
"james bong-triple o-licensed to kill'
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p.s.

ya sit down to pee nickie

no fuckin stones for a

magic girl

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jane addiction
'jane says'(steel drums)
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