Do you want to know what astrology and bicycles have in common? Well
other than the fact that my mom bought me a new bicycle on my birthday,
and its August. I realized that it is mating season. Huh? Mating
season. I love the hot warm weather, so much in fact that it is
turning me on. Beautiful women are everywhere, and as I ride down the
bike path and around town, I see good looking people in skimpy clothing
sweating while they are getting exercise. I'm absolutely sure I've
found a connection, and even though people are supposed to be able to
mate 24/7 365 days a year, I'm impotent most of the year. At least now
that its summer I have a whole lot more fertility to work with, and the
women around me are noticing.

So what does this mean as far as astrology? Well the way I figure it,
August is the hottest month of the year, which means most babies are
Aries, because there is a 9 month cycle in the womb. And the other
summer time star signs, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, and Virgo, all result in
babies born through the signs of Gemini, Taurus, Aries, Pisces, and
Aquarius. Pisces and Aquarius aren't particularly good times for
babies to be born, because winter is a dangerous time to give birth.
So mating season begins towards the end of summer.

On Sun, 06 Aug 2006 10:51:27 -0700, CoreyWhite wrote:

Oh geezz... I almost read the whole thing. /smacks own head
I know better... why did I do it?

I'm an Aquarius. Full of risk-taking and being the eternal Peter Pan.

By the gods, Corey White, if you have to ask, you don't need to know.

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CoreyWhite@gmail.com wrote:

Whoops, another complete failure. Sample statistics:

"""The month with most births: Dec. (5,107)
The month with least births: February (4,382)
"""

And the other

And yet another failure. BTW did it occur to you that where I am right
now is mid-winter ?

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Right, so you expect me to believe government statistics verses my life
experiences? I've only ever met one Capricorn my entire life who was
born in my climate. And almost everyone else I know has a common star
sign with a few other locals. They may say that worldwide births are
about even, because in some climates mating season varies. And with
modern air conditioning and lack of exercise or good wholesome
sunbathing, people are impotent year round. And babies can be born in
the winter with no problems in modern years too, and kids are having
children younger and younger who are able to mate almost anytime. But
you can't fight nature! Sperm count drops dramatically during the
winter months...

CoreyWhite@gmail.com wrote:

I expect you to use evidence rather than just making stuff up. Just
because you can't get an erection (impotent - perhaps you meant
infertile) does not indicate that this is the experience of everyone
else.

In fact impotence may be the result of a medical condition, of a
domineering and overbearing mother, or from wearing clothes that are
too tight and restrictive. You should seek the advice of a doctor.

Smpling error. It may be that capricorns have a tendency to lie about
their star sign.

Perhaps a trait of your star sign is loonacy and loons flock together.

On 8/7/06 3:01 PM, in article
1154977275.250140.37880@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com, "riplin@Azonic.co.nz"
Azonic.co.nz> wrote:

CoreyWhite@gmail.com wrote:

No of course not, you will believe anything except what you think you
are supposed to believe. If "they" want you to believe something it must
be false, if it is bullshit that only a person with half a brain could
credit you seize upon it.

"And you can't create hormones while your smoking either. Oxygen is how
your body turns sugars into energys that create testosterone." There is
no hope for you if you think that makes any sense. If smoking really did
make men impotent in significant numbers the slums of the world wouldn't
be overflowing with scrawny little bastard children would they? Smoking
does impair sexual function and fertility in both sexes but the effect
is usually too late in life to have a big impact on the fertility rates
of a whole population. More's the pity.

On 8/7/06 3:01 PM, in article
1154977275.250140.37880@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com, "riplin@Azonic.co.nz"
Azonic.co.nz> wrote: