On Apr 23, 7:33Â am, Mark Edwards
tx.rr.com> wrote:> No cluons were harmed when schizobeck wrote:
>
>> I live in "isolation" because I was given some land in a forest
>
> By a mysterious, wizened old woman, who warned me to be vigilant against
> zombie pets!
>
>> haven't married because no one has been up to the task apparently.
>
> Well, there was the one blind date, but he was eaten by zombies. The
> forest is chock full of zombies.
>
>> Did you know 25%% of Americans are single?
>
> The other 75%% are double, treble or quadruple, with a few outliers who are
> nontuple.
>
>> Also, LOTS of nice, sane people live/lived in the woods including me
>
> And Granny Weatherwax, my favorite forest-dweller.
>
>>Well, yes OF COURSE I HAVE A LIFE
>
> It's in a jar over the mantle.
>
>>3. Â PEOPLE WHO TRY TO FORCE THE OPINION THAT MARRIAGE IS THE
>>ONLY DESIRABLE STATE ARE ALSO PUSHING MALE DOMINATION
>
> Hey, what's wrong with male domination ?!
>
>>If I meet a man who loves me, doesn't want to drag me down and
>> whose association doesn't drive me into the nuthouse
>
> I Fixed Your Sentence For You
>
>> (haven't met a man yet who didn't start behaving like what was mine
>> was his on the first date
>
> You should never sign a general power of attorney before the first kiss.
>
>> MEN GOTTA START MAKING MARRIAGE A DESIRABLE INSTITUTION
>> BEFORE I EVER CONSIDER IT AGAIN. Â
>
> What? The year's supply of Rice-a-Roni (the San Francisco Treat! ®) wasn't
> enough? I'll throw in a Pocket Fisherman and a Garden Weasel...
>
> Marriage must not be totally undesirable - I've had four different woman
> say yes to me... hmmm let me rethink this...
>
>>Thanks again for your concern, but it is quite misplaced.
>
> Well I'm not concerned - I just want your... er, my, house in the woods.
>
>> The dead pets were much better company than the chauvinstic
>> cavemen I've met so far.
>
> Yeah, but you gotta have fresh meat every so often. Zombie pets spoil
> quickly in the woods, and cavemen can be preserved in the cold running
> water of a nearby brook, although the meat is sometimes a bit rancid.
>
>>There is however something shameful about your behavior
>>towards me man.
>
> Oh pish posh. I don't think he was ashamed of any of it.
>
>>I'd tell you to look in a religious book or talk to a pastor,but they are
>>all
>>pretty much still hateful chauvinistic SOBs who couldn't tell
>>you how to properly treat a woman if they had a cue card glued to their
>> nose
>
> Damn cue cards. Always get in the way.
>
>>worse yet you're probably some preacher yourself
>
> Oooh! Oooh! She just called you a pedophile!
>
>>snooping around trying to "get the goods" on "bad people" at
>>alt.magick
>
> Oh. Never mind. Waitaminute - y'all have bad people? Oooh, if my wife says
> it's okay, can I get a date with one of them?
>
>> Also, learn to be more concerned about those who have been forced
>> into sexual acts against their will. Â It's called rape and it's been
>> against
>> the law for THOUSANDS OF YEARS.
>
> Um, actually for only one thousand, seven hundred and sixty eight years,
> six months, three weeks, two days, five hours and twelve minutes. It wasn't
> me - I have an alibi.
>
> BTW, condolences for the passed pets.
>
> Mark Edwards
> --
> Proof of Sanity Forged Upon Request
Oh, lots of that was funny but I'm busy now. Please note, rape is
described as "a thing that ought not to be done" or "a thing that must
not be done" (depending on your translation) in a book of laws in the
Torah called "LEVITICUS" which was written well over 2000 years ago to
be sure.
The book of LEVITICUS goes into great detail regarding lawfulness of
many sexual acts and a lot of those laws remain on the books to this
day, including those against rape, incest and bestiality.
