No cluons were harmed when schizobeck wrote:
> I live in "isolation" because I was given some land in a forest
By a mysterious, wizened old woman, who warned me to be vigilant against
zombie pets!
> haven't married because no one has been up to the task apparently.
Well, there was the one blind date, but he was eaten by zombies. The
forest is chock full of zombies.
> Did you know 25%% of Americans are single?
The other 75%% are double, treble or quadruple, with a few outliers who are
nontuple.
> Also, LOTS of nice, sane people live/lived in the woods including me
And Granny Weatherwax, my favorite forest-dweller.
>Well, yes OF COURSE I HAVE A LIFE
It's in a jar over the mantle.
>3. PEOPLE WHO TRY TO FORCE THE OPINION THAT MARRIAGE IS THE
>ONLY DESIRABLE STATE ARE ALSO PUSHING MALE DOMINATION
Hey, what's wrong with male domination ?!
>If I meet a man who loves me, doesn't want to drag me down and
> whose association doesn't drive me into the nuthouse
I Fixed Your Sentence For You
> (haven't met a man yet who didn't start behaving like what was mine
> was his on the first date
You should never sign a general power of attorney before the first kiss.
> MEN GOTTA START MAKING MARRIAGE A DESIRABLE INSTITUTION
> BEFORE I EVER CONSIDER IT AGAIN.
What? The year's supply of Rice-a-Roni (the San Francisco Treat!
