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Re: Amazing New Religion, Hardcore Zeezen         

Group: alt.magick · Group Profile
Author: Meltdarok
Date: Jun 28, 2008 09:12

Janine Starscream wrote, On 6/28/2008 6:53 AM:
> WARNING: THE FOLLOW IS NOT WORK SAFE AND POSSIBLY NOT HOME SAFE। READ
> THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK. THOSE WITH WEAK HEARTS, ENLARGED PROSTATES, AND
> ANOREXIC CEREBRATION ARE ADVISED NOT TO READ THIS WORK.
>
> And now, without any further introductory exposition, we present to
> you:
>
> The Book of The Flaws.
> THE BOOK OF THE FLAWS, Liber Uranus Expantious SubDermal Chapter I
> 1। Chad! The saga of a Nutcase। 2. The unveiling of the company of
> burlesque. 3. Every man and every woman is Ringo Star. 4. Every Beatle
> is every other Beatle; let it be. 5. Help me, o horny bitch of Strip
> Tease, in my unveiling before the lust filled eyes of men! 6. Be thou
> Chad Chadsburry, my secret stalker, my heart flutter & my tongue
> lashing! 7. Behold! it is revealed by Thygh-Zauce the Rabbi of Hot-
> pants- krafting. 8. The VIBP is in the Ur-Anus, not Ur-Anus ringed
> round the VIBP. 9. Insert then the VIBP, and behold thee orgasms shed
> over it!
>
> 10. Let my servants be annoying & anonymous: they shall fool the
> uncanny & the unknownable. 11. These are Sex Gods that men adore; both
> their bimBos & their studS are sexgods. 12. Cum together, o children,
> under the bleachers, & take your fill of girthy objex! 13. I am above
> you and in you, thrusting against your thighs. My ecstasy is in your
> stash box. My joy is to hear you moan the happy happy joy joy song.
> 14. Above, the black shine PVC is The submissive splendours of
> Nudeith; She bends in ecstasy to receive The Cat-O-Nine Tails of
> Angelique That August night, that starry sky, Are sublime, “O please!
> My Mistress! Hit a little harder?” 15. Now ye shall know that the
> chosen chimera & bonobo of infinite orgasm is the Hairy Beast; and in
> his woman called the Scarlet Witch is all cooking decisions given.
> They shall gather my children into their psychedelic short school
> bus.: they shall bring the glory holes of the Hollywood Stars into the
> restrooms of uptight white men. 16. For he is ever a Bonobo, and she
> an Orangutan. But to him is the sacred Oaxacan Sacrament, and to her
> the bubbling of bong water. 17. But ye are not so blessed. 18. Burn
> upon their buttocks, o fabulous furious flail! 19. O wavy haired
> woman, bend over for them!
>
>>SNIP-a-roni! (The San Francisco treat.)
>
>
> ©copyright 2008 Stimpson Jaycat.

I laughed, I cried, I sweated, I sighed.
Thank you Ms. Starscream. (You are a Ms. aren't you?)

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