Subject: abomination
Newsgroups: bigpond news:alt.conspiracy.spy

abomination
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hey psychic blog

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klubbheads
'disohopping'
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havin a bad day with cars

th rear quarter panel on th coon looks like

a dogs breakfast and

i just locked th keys in th land rover

i dropped th range rover to little brother

he's off to car's place

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say hi for me

we arent talkin

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he's not fond of the
009 talk

ya get that

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fucks with his religion so

he doesnt listent to a word

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u go man

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if i can
ask god for
big answers and get earthquakes

cause i;m psychic

so could of

th ppl in YOUR bible

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jewel
'this way'
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fuckstick

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a real psychic
has to use their gift

to fuck over th establishment

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and then god
did send a mighty earthquake

to vanquish our enemies

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or just
i'm a psychic cunt and

fuckin nasty

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i'd stop doin but

some ppl dont believe even
psychic gifts exist

let alone talkin to god

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and paulei did ask god

to deal with th islamic terrorsist cunts and
behold

one hundred thousand

died th next day

in northern pakistan

and yeah verily

nobody noticed

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wot i get for puttin th curses in
newsgroups

fuckin trolls

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got enough magic
you can bullshit anything

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powderfinger
'stumblin'
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no it;s alright man you just
go and worship yr

faith

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think it's
th feet on th couch faith but

wot th fuck would i know

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2000 yrs ago
my magic would have made

a great religion

and been a profit

today

in th noughties

i cant even turn a profit on my gift

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against th rules

apparently

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i did give jane th melbourne cup winner

typical redhead

she backed another horse

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cant win
dont try

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oh she was an ex whore

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now if i didnt

ride a unicycle in th surf

walkin on th water

i'd be less bothered

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yeah yr book amazes me

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i'll stick to the
stoners bible man

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least it has magic in it

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th provable kind

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budgie
'nude disintegrating parachutist woman'
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thing is
for a real psychic

it;s easy to

throw nasty curses

that point to
natural disasters

that kill more than a hundred thousand

i;ve done it twice

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wot else is th gift for ?

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there's always

proposin
to mega stars

a yr to th day
before they get married

that didnt excite anyone either

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fuckit
we stick to killin black

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it's easy to do and
proves magic is real

as good as anythin else and
if idot it enought imes

soem suspicious cunt will
get it all wrong

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ah well

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garbage
'queer'
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will someone take my book
of the stoenrs bible

and 2000 yrs from now
be stillarguin over

interpretationa nd

killin each other but

not with magic

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just
blind followers

their religion

hasnt thrown a single
magic instance in

a thousand yrs and
they have faith

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i dont know how to read

my book

of the stoners bible but

i know i;m psychic and
a wicked cunt

i enjoy th

twisting of heads

i talk to god in this book

he answers in

th historical

grand manner

and we all so jaded
and drugfucked

and lied to every day
we believe not a word of it

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but i write it all th same

five yrs now
everyd ay i write th book

least when i'm online

no broadband little brother

i spend enough time

bashin my head against th wall

there's living to be done

and my
prototype
suspension monoshock unicycle

to fly on

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the abomination

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powderfinger
'since you;ve been gone'
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been a lean yr for

huge natural disasters i

wont crack

ten thousand psychic kills for th yr

bugger

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th yr before
i racked up nearly

300 dead in collateral damage
a day

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head's still spinning

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so james bond
how many

innocent bystanders did they let slide man ?

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the man leaves me alone and
i dont listen to anyone else

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i've got my goal

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my killcount is
somewhere around

273000
cant come within twenty thosuand

of th actual figure

it;s a bit slippery

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jewel
'the new wild west'
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it;s time to pick a number black

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"i reckon we run free till we crack 650000"

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i dont think well get that far

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"five yrs and counting"

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fuckin june 25

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we're 4 mnths into yr six

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how long
can i run this

psychic religion on th internet
before i get caught

play it to get caught
we send emails to th gummint departments

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and leave trails everywhere

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five yrs and four moths and

we killed christopher skase
in

psychic fashion

seven days before he died
on

page two

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aboriginal bone pointing

must be somethin to it

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oh it;s just
th witchdoctor is psychic

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but

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sometimes i
cant draw th line

was that one just a premonition or
did god intervene

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magic is slippery
and can always be seen

at least two ways

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"as many opinions as observers"

nothing;s concrete

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kylie minogue
'chocolate'
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with th amount of chemicals in chocolate

it is concrete

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completely numb

i wish i was

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course u thought th real thing was a fake dear

did ya listen to einstein

for every action
there;s an equal and opposite

reaction

our whole society is

backwards

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we lavish money on
bullshit

reality hurts and

should be avoided at all costs

and it;s worth

nothing

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reality tv is

nothing of th sort

manipulated for ratings

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and th infinitely large universe

has infinitely small

building blocks at it;s heart

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so anything is

possible

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synchronicity is god

opposite of chaos

happens cause it

happens

no causative factor at all

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being a real psychic
i looked inside

i saw nothing
infinitely small

building blocks

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pj harvey
'i think i'm a mother'
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i looked out

into th night sky

looking outwards with my forever eyes and
sent a psychic bolt into th heavens

it;s never come back
it never will

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th bigger th bullshit
th more money it makes and

th more we revere it
harry potter is a

billionnaire

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but is this
intelligent

life

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i can prove magic real
more magic as a wizard than

harry potter is in his movies
i cant even get my $500 car

on th road

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nobody cares

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i live in a bent world

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the verve
'weeping willow'
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oh yeah
and i'm on a pension

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for bein allergic to girls

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lovers balls
just bein near em

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smoke ganga and
ride a unicycle

hardest thing a
man with sore balls can do

it all goes comfortably numb

i sang to pretty girls
on strete corners for

six yrs

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anything is possible

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th ppl with th most
weapons of mass detruction
run around th world

screamin th most

whenever some other cunt wants em

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give it another fifteen yrs

australia will have nuclear weapons

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regardless of wot america thinks

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can ya move pine gap
somewhere else

in th southern hemisphere
well then

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we remember the
brisbane line

here in brisbane

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robbie williams and nicole kidman
'something stupid'
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yeah alright blue

i did somethin stupid

get over it

i nearly have

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i'll stick to killing ppl

u stick to makin movies

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"about magic"
shutup u

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chick on th radio today

was sayin

brizzie girls would show

robbie a thing or two

i dunno robbie

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i switched to kiwi girls

five yrs ago

cause brizzie girls dont

fuck enough but

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go away mega bitch
ya bother me

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U2
'pride'(in the name of love)
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i dont give a fuck
wot it was in th name of kuta

just plain sucks from where i sit

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we'll stick to whackin ppl

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only one thing humans understand

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when's th next big one hit paulo ?

"does it matter"

"We;ll know wot to write"

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"here smoke this"

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if th weather
continues to get worse

i'll rack up numbers quicker
"under eighteen months"

"so my projection shows"
"We'll crack 650000"

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i was built for this

"descended from th head inquisitor"

why i'm such a huge witch

"and we have balance"

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orchestral manouvres in the dark
'enola gay'
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i'll need a third big one kuta

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another beesting

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from th stingless bee hive

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black says it's
pointless to start searchin th ether for it
before january 13 2007

can i
switch off

for the summer

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just like my street entertaining
after midnight

i keep coming back

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sharkie's on sabbatical for six months

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i dont ride a girls bike cunt

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have to draw th line somewhere

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we'll have to do it again black

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good charlotte
'lifestyles of the rich and famous'
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i wont run th
psychic blog every day

without bein paid

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i disappear for a month here and

two months there

been a long time

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it's too fuckin painful to write

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my soul

our twin souls

have to live with

askin for so many ppl

to die

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cause we see they;re goin to die

and we see

backwards

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most sensitives burn out

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i'm tryin to extend my runtime

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only i know why

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?
'to99'
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blue sky - lyric

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bjork
'play dead'
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in this net session
i havent seen a psychic reason

for why i;m online
it;s rare

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doesnt mean it isnt coming and

i just bought thirty more hours

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th next date
my psychic blog has thrown

is months away
th clues to that

wont come till a month out

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i said th last oen
pointed to america

just
i liv eother side of th dateline

so i;m a day out
where u are

was th first of

three high school shootings

hardy worth me

writin clues to

i dont get enough kills

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and th yanks are crazy

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the black eyed peas
'sexy'
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sex advertising and money

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womens lib failed hey

th girls are as fake as ever

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ah well

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just

keep painting on yr
highlighted sex signals and

takin em

into th workplace and

we'll treat ya seriously

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the black eyed peas
'smells like funk'
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lets spend th defense budget on

makin perfumed poos

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so they get a
little op

once a yr

thru th belly button and
all their shit doesnt stink

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they'd still whinge

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just want somethin else

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at least
they havent figured out

they;d have nicer tits
if we all lived in

space

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zero g

no bras

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could ya imagine it

oh ya can

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how else
do ya think we'll sell

goin into space
to th vacuous bitches

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versace lady jane
would go into space

to improve her body
and wot she looks like

and nuthing else

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they hold us back
wanting their clean and

environmentally conscious world

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for all america's faults

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do re mi
'track 12'
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it's onyl by wanting to go out and
rape and pillage

the universe
that we'll leave

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we'll do it
in th name of profits

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th main thing george was sayin

th other day was

we have to keep turning a profit

th economy must

continue to grow

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like th
culture

in th petrie dish
if we stop growing we

decline

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limited resources

th answer to that is not

well let's

conserve

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is that how th west was won ?

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we're runnin low here
i tilt my head back

and look up
ah it;s

infinite

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fuckin yummie

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pirate jenny
'wheel tail monkey'
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we're teetering on th brink
of hittin th half way mark

in th oil supplies

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then th shit hits th fan

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oz is goin nuclear

we got so much yellow cake

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although
we've had a nuclear plant

for a fuckin long time

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fuck menzies wanted th bomb

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th universe
doesnt always welcome careful drivers

who always wear their helmet
it's coming

helmets in cars

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got told off th other day
again

for not wearin a helmet on
a one wheeled bike

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done community service for it

cause it;s stupid

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u want me to wear a helmet
when i pis

standing up
i might slip and

bang my head on th wall

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that'll come to

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joel turner and the modern day poets
'these kids'
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we bring up our kids

here in oz

as wild as

so the man cant

control em

but history says

they;ve never controlled us

utterly

and they never will

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th police officer
swivels their head and

everywhere they turn

somethin illegal
is goin on

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we dont like rules or
obey em all that well so

they enact new ones every yr

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ignorance of th rules is no excuse

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ignorance of th
country;s witchdoctor

killin

a hundred thousand
to avenge

fifty aussie deaths is

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we live in a nasty universe where

half of wot we meet

will want to do us harm

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it's infinite

anything is possible

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one day

the earth

will belong to a council of planets where

we get told off

cause we interpret th rules

differently and

we wouldnt grow if we

did all th things u say

we should be doing

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step out onto th african savanna
if ya find any left

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ludwig van beethoven
'symphony no. 9(scherzo)
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and watch th wild animals

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if we go out into th cosmos

girlie

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we'll end up slaves or worse

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eels
'mr e's beautiful blues'
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my species
wont be enslaved by yours

and th pigs
will try to stop our species

doin th same to yours

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fair enough

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is alright
we'll give em their freedom

then we can
pay em less and

feed em less and

have a hungry workforce

worked before

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the grid
'swamp thing'
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they can live in th swamps

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we already own all th high ground

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is an easy fix to humanity;s woes

but u;ll never do it

kill th 5 percent of th richest humans

and distrubute their money to the rest

we'd be

landin on other blue planets inside ten yrs

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without exceptions

they are th ppl who run th planet

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th distribution of wealth
is still creeping
up

not down

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when u;ve got it all
wot will u do ?

cant take it with u
u need billions personally ?

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u create jobs

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where did th billions cum from

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from th hands of th small

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put a gold lined
500 thousand dollar car in yr

grave

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U2
'sunday bloody sunday'
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my juju is
big enough

i could curse th richest

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something only they
can afford

that kills em

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doesnt say it on th label

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says anti aging i think
yeah man

it kills

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they wont trial it long enough

on th guinea pigs

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would be funny

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all our rich cunts are droppin dead

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must be an act of god or somethin

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just predictable

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they'll do it to themselves

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in their fear of dying

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which i laugh at
as i drop into th skatebowl

over th wall
on one wheel

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u'll never live forever
by wantin to

u told me
u were smart

didnt ya listen to old one jug

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eisntein was a smart bugger

didnt listen to his own words

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no-one listened man

u were talking

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laurie anderson
'sweaters'
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u do my ppl more harm than good

they;re convinced

the speed of light

is th speed limit of th universe

eighty odd yrs and

we still havent tried

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too busy with unimportant shit

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one species

or i'll ventillate yr skull

the stoners bible

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popular entertainment
is more important

than humanity;s
safety

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alice cooper
'school's out for summer'
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time to hit th unicycle

for a dusk surf

puttin smiles on dials

on a crazy unicycle

broken in th middle and

with suspension

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summer is coming

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and flight test on th abomination

has to bee conducted

so it doesnt slip

ridin down mossy drains

hmmm

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pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.

planet funk
'who said'(stuck in the uk)