> Are you longing for a Bill Page Post???? God knows I do. Rejoyce,
> here's the remedy.
>
> Here's what you do:
>
> *Mention DVD easter eggs and/or DC secrets
> *Do not have a post less than 225 lines of text.
> *Make a reference to Bob Scofield.
> *Exclaim that it is "cool to be fat."
> *Make a reference to David Copperfield .
> *Choose either one: a list of newsgroups you visit OR post the
> password to the church directory.
> *Do not make an attempt to form ANY cogent sentences.
> *Choose one: a second Copperfield reference or Criss Angel reference.
> *Make all posts with great alacrity.
>
> ...Now Heaven forbid you lack creativity or don't have 2 hours of time
> to crank one of these great tomes out - Just do this and it will show
> your ALT.MAGIC PRIDE. Cut-copy-paste bill's posts and post them else ...

>
> Are you longing for a Bill Page Post???? God knows I do.
> Rejoyce, here's the remedy.